When are you going to die

MrSinn

I have 45 years left anyway

http://www.deathclock.com/

scojones

MrSinn wrote:

I have 45 years left anyway

http://www.deathclock.com/

Welcome to 8 years ago.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I've got 3 days 9 mins... and then I get hit by a bus, apparently.

MrSinn

sjones wrote:

Welcome to 8 years ago.

Just cause you know about the site doesent mean everyone does

county

37 years left in me,god i am only going to be 66:eek:

Rb

MrSinn wrote:

Just cause you know about the site doesent mean everyone does

I'd say that the majority do tbh...

byte

Thursday, August 7, 2042

johnnyrotten

MrSinn wrote:

When are you going to die

When I stop breathing !

Naos

Another 70 Years in me

Wonder how accurate this is, someone hurry up and die.

Green_Martian

Well just checked and it doesn't matter if i smoke or not my Death date is Thursday 28th Jan 2055...............:p .....Which means i will be.......73

What a load of crap to be honest

drdre

mine says Tuesday, May 18, 2021 thats means i will be only 37.wow this is scary thinking about this:(

N90user

someday in 2064 lol. tis gay i dont want to die

conzy

You have to enter to date of birth after 1899??

What if a 107 year old wants to see how long they have left:p

grimloch

I often wonder what orifice these predictions are pulled from?

Keeping on topic however it says I'll pop my clogs at some stage in the early 2040's.

sportswear

nice one . was born in 85. will live till march 7th 2082

projectmayhem

byte wrote:

Thursday, August 7, 2042

Thursday, August 7, 2042

:O

Mimikyu

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raheny red

I says I'm gonna die in 2...

*THUMP*

Green_Martian

raheny red wrote:

I says I'm gonna die in 2...

*THUMP*

LOL.........:D

Diarmiud

When my pursurers catch up with me. Damn you Fionn!

Silverfish

Wednesday, November 8, 2023. I'll be 47.

Funny, fortune teller once told me I wouldn't see thirty. Maybe she meant I'd be too drunk.

junkyard

I get a different day every time I click it....either they're in two minds about it or I'm getting a second chance.:D

ando

wow, I'll be 98. Try beat that

OMcGovern

Ah sure who wants those last few years anyway? They're the worse years....
When you struggle to get up fast enough to answer the front door or make it to the toilet.... And with the looming pension crisis, you'll have to save up to go to Lidls for food !

Nope, when I hit 65, I'll blew my pension on a wild spending spree, and drive my then Nissan Micra over the cliffs of Moher.....

junkyard

OMcGovern wrote:

Ah sure who wants those last few years anyway? They're the worse years....
When you struggle to get up fast enough to answer the front door or make it to the toilet.... And with the looming pension crisis, you'll have to save up to go to Lidls for food !

Nope, when I hit 65, I'll blew my pension on a wild spending spree, and drive my then Nissan Micra over the cliffs of Moher.....

You've got a point there, I don't think there's much to live for at that age either...in fact.....good bye cruel world!.........................:eek:

aidan_walsh

"Last year, you say... Did it put you young whipper-snappers in your place?"

Rb

According to the deathclock, I will die on Monday 6th of April 2070, five days before my 84th birthday.
If I quit smoking it adds twelve years apparently, though I don't even want to live to 96.

Duiske

:eek: Monday 16th March, 2015


edit : Phewww....Just tried again. Tuesday June 6th, 2034

Ruu_Old

Friday, October 22, 2055

*makes an X on the calendar*

cournioni

Tuesday, February 2, 2072...

Banphrionsa

Diarmiud wrote:

When my pursurers catch up with me. Damn you Fionn!

Well, if you are the Diarmiud of Irish legend, then look on the bright side. You will be with Grainne every night for 16 years before Fionn catches and kills you. And then you will die a warrior's death in defense of your lover... Not a bad epitaph for an Irish legend.

TiwstaSista

rb_ie wrote:

According to the deathclock, I will die on Monday 6th of April 2070, five days before my 84th birthday.
If I quit smoking it adds twelve years apparently, though I don't even want to live to 96.

I'm angling to become a brain in a tank meself. I wonder will they be able to keep my eyes with little furry waggly eyebrows...

miju

2037 is the year of my reckoning, oohh errr

el scorcho

2082, 77 more years.:eek: i'll be ninety feicking eight :mad: if this is true people i like better not die before me!

Sam Vimes

my class did it in secondary school one day in the computer room. turned out everyone in the class was going to die at 82

Lump

2074 what a load of rubbish.

john

miamee

rb_ie wrote:

I'd say that the majority do tbh...

Well I didn't and I am very happy to know I won't be popping my clogs til 2077

Joeface

well i will be son of beep

29 april 2074...., im going to be 96 years of age,,,,

And here i taught i would die a 55 in bed with 10 dutch women all under 25..stupid fortune teller

dédé

I'm supposed to die on December 19 2064. Phew! I have many years left!

pinkest*lady

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Friday, February 4, 2084

pinkest*lady

pinkest*lady wrote:

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Friday, February 4, 2084

Hang on, that would make me 102 years old!:eek:

netwhizkid

I apperently will die in 2036 aged 49yrs. Now to cut my BMI from 30 to under 25.... I'm off walking, running & swimming.

6th

i've been told by 3 seperate fortune tellers/mediums that i'm going to live into my 80's ... am gonna be sh*tting it when i reach 80 thinking "any minute now"

idontknowmyname

only another 58 years to go.............

LFCFan

I've 45 to go (bringing me to 73) but if I lose some weight and become optomistic I'll live to 91

unkel

Apparently, I'm gone already

TheVan

roughly 76 years left!

Sept 20, 2080!

MrSinn

I took the liberty of filling this out for my mother and it says she died 5 years ago,must be all those pills that the doc gives her that keeps her going:)

dimerocks

october 2081......thats freaking miles away!

Chinafoot

Tuesday, August 23, 2061

That'll make me 78.

blu_sonic

normal: Thursday, June 7, 2057. aged 73,
pessimistic: Tuesday, April 6, 2038. aged 54 (exactly 32 years wow)
sadistic: Saturday, June 6, 2020. aged 36
optimistic: Wednesday, August 10, 2078. aged 94

i'll take sadism