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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #4802
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    You can never stop me lolling, nevar!
    /fills mouth with spelling bees and spits them back at seb.
    /me does the worm.


  • #4803
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    ARGH! Stung by the very bees I lovingly cared for and then trained to attack mine enemies... The irony... etc.

    /crawls off to find another play on words to use as a weapon


  • #4804
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me does the liver worm


  • #4805
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    /me does a wriggly worm but it gets quite messy....

    He never returns my calls....


  • #4806
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    I saw a spider cautiously attacking a bee it had trapped earlier today.

    I didn't hear the bee spelling though.


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  • #4807
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    This is turning into that scene from Apocalypse Now with Brano.


  • #4808
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    /me gathers together all the things she needs to successfully stalk tba at the beers tonight.


  • #4809
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    /me gathers together all the things she needs to successfully stalk tSubh Dearg at the beers tonight.


  • #4810
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Ahhh now the circle is complete.


  • #4811
    BlueSpiral
    Closed Accounts Posts: 735 ✭✭✭BlueSpiral


    Aaah bees!
    /runs away covering her head


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  • #4812
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    SebtheBum wrote:
    Who's lolling now?!?!

    Sorry! But I've read this a few times and the same tune keeps coming into my head.

    Please join me ( to the tune of who's sorry now!!)

    Who's lolling now!

    who's lolling now!

    Whose heart is aching for breaking each vow?
    Who's sad and blue, who's crying too?
    Just like I cried over you...

    Right to the end, just like a friend,
    I tried to warn you, somehow,
    You had your way, now you must pay,
    We're glad that you're lolling now.


  • #4813
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    Award Winners are we!!! The Orifice thread managed to win not only Best Obscene Cuckoo's Nest but also Best Thread Ev0r! last night at the awards. :)

    Oh and our own Shabadu got best Boardsie :)


  • #4814
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    /me squirts tSubh Dearg


  • #4815
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    *preens*


  • #4816
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Congrats Shabs.

    You jammy oul wench!:p

    Altho respect for absolutely ripping into that prat who crashed the beerage last night... Pretending to be lesbian in order to make a point... U Legend.


  • #4817
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    What happens now?
    Do we lock the thread?


  • #4818
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Of course not! Fool... that'd be like taking our children away!


  • #4819
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    /me steals Rozabeez first born.


  • #4820
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    /me recommends cooking the little urchin in a light marinade sauce with a sidedish of fries. Mmmmm.


  • #4821
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Get it drunk!


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  • #4822
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Give it an account on boards and call it "Hospital".


  • #4823
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    First I will have to invent time travel and go forward to the point that rozy actually has the child


  • #4824
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    swuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush!

    /appears wearing pantaloons, eyepatch and bustier.....

    /hands tba a walkie talkie type instrument

    Don't be alarmed! I return from 2065 where LuBnip is a nation ruling the west coast of Madeira.


  • #4825
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Only the west coast?

    I'd have thought we'd have gotten the whole place to ourselves by then...


  • #4826
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Not with the emus breeding on the east side......


  • #4827
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    God damn emus.

    We shall overcome them with the original consoles!

    /me beats emu to death with an Atari 2600


  • #4828
    tba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    Games console causes violence....

    What are the chances?


  • #4829
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    OFF TOPIC: I can't remember the exact context now, but I do remember someone claiming they were 'under durex' instead of 'under duress' once.


  • #4830
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Ever go to take a pack of cigarettes from your pocket while talking to someone, but take a pack of condoms out instead?

    Or has that only ever happened to me?


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  • #4831
    Rhyme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Shabadu wrote:
    OFF TOPIC: I can't remember the exact context now, but I do remember someone claiming they were 'under durex' instead of 'under duress' once.
    Full-body condom?


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