Can I show a man his Heart before he dies?

DaBreno · 29-03-2006 12:37AM #1

Just got wondering, Ive heard it said by others that this would be a great way to off ones enemies. I have a few people I would love to experiment on Medically, but I gots to know : Is it actualy possible?
Can I punch through a mans rib cage, remove his heart, severing all viens and arteries, and then show it to him?
Would he still have enough in the tank to realise I have one of his vital organs in my hand(probably still spewing blood) and that Im waving it about in his face? What would he say?

Any experiences you want to share?

Basq · 29-03-2006 12:38AM

DaBreno wrote:

Any experiences you want to share?

You think many Boards users (apart from those users who appeared in "Mortal Kombat" of course) have had any first-hand experiences with it?

Mimikyu · 29-03-2006 12:40AM

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DRakE · 29-03-2006 12:50AM

I'm interested in donating someone elses body to find out this question..

Reaver772 · 29-03-2006 12:58AM

Simple answer: yes it can be done, just be sure to crack open the rib cage wide enough and slice all the way through the Pericardium, all than remains is to clamp off the arteries and sever them quickly with a scapel. Remember to look into their eyes and smile before you begin to feast.

monkeyfudge · 29-03-2006 01:03AM

Yes it would be possible. Even the head stays alive for a bit after it has been severed.

Furry Burger · 29-03-2006 01:04AM

of course its possible...it wouldnt be in KUng Fu movies if it wasnt possible..try it out on a family member first if it goes wrong their more likely to be undrestanding about it

blu_sonic · 29-03-2006 01:59AM

but getting through the rid cage without crushing the heart through blunt force trauma wouldn't be possible

danbhala · 29-03-2006 02:00AM

monkeyfudge wrote:

Even the head stays alive for a bit after it has been severed.

really? how long is a bit? back in ye olde decapitation days was it possible to still be alive (headwise) while landing in the head basket?

Faith · 29-03-2006 02:02AM

I guess you could go under the ribs and grab the heart. Avoid any painful cracking of knuckles resulting from hitting the ribs. Though in pulling the heart hard enough to get it out would probably result in you crushing it, causing your victim to die before they saw the result.

Ruu_Old · 29-03-2006 02:03AM

Subzero here, using my friend Ruus boards.ie account. Its very satisfying, ripping a mans heart and showing it to him, you should try it sometime on a friend

RoundyMooney · 29-03-2006 02:15AM

This guy was a dab hand at it.

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blu_sonic · 29-03-2006 02:17AM

why not just kick the dude in the nuts?

Karoma · 29-03-2006 02:21AM

"This is not a forum staffed by medical professionals. Please consult your GP and try it on him."

the_syco · 29-03-2006 02:29AM

monkeyfudge wrote:

Yes it would be possible. Even the head stays alive for a bit after it has been severed.

Aye. 15 seconds, seemingly, according to the mad French (one of them did an experiment).

Also, you gotta remember that when a viking did a "blood eagle" on someone, they were still alive, so I'd say it could be done.

Esel · 29-03-2006 02:34AM

DaBreno wrote:

Can I show a man his Heart before he dies?

You can't, but countless others can.

Sound of one hand clapping, tbh.

Cosine · 29-03-2006 02:44AM

Aparently when they were torturing people in WWII one of the countries found a way of finishing people that involves slicing a persons stomach so all the inards fall on to a table infront of the poor guy and he is supposed to remain consious enough to scream before he dies. If thats true then I doubt there'd be a problem with ripping his heart out :eek:

Oriel · 29-03-2006 10:53AM

There are rumours that Beruthiel has actually got her hands on people she site-banned for PI offences...

Caliden · 29-03-2006 10:59AM

its called a heart transplant...

sportswear · 29-03-2006 11:03AM

when i was in school we learned that the incas had this guy, who was their executioner, he was deadly at it and he was so practiced and so strong that he used to be able to punch the ribcage cracking it open and plunge his other hand in pulling the heart out still beating and show it to them.

DaBreno · 29-03-2006 11:54AM

sportswear wrote:

when i was in school we learned that the incas had this guy, who was their executioner, he was deadly at it and he was so practiced and so strong that he used to be able to punch the ribcage cracking it open and plunge his other hand in pulling the heart out still beating and show it to them.

Coooool! I think I like the Incas style. Thats whats wrong with this country, not enough Inca spirit and know-how.

Speaking of mad sh1t, Ive read that some of the mad yokes in Sierra Leone can make an incision in your skin in the Hollow below your adams apple, insert one finger at a time until they get BOTH hands under your skin and can proceed to push the skin of your head like it were a Hoody top. The article also mentioned that, contrary to what you might think, you remain concious whille this happens. Nasty.

Blisterman · 29-03-2006 01:39PM

[emo]My ex girlfriend ripped out my heart and showed it to me[/emo]

29-03-2006 01:42PM

DaBreno wrote:

Speaking of mad sh1t, Ive read that some of the mad yokes in Sierra Leone can make an incision in your skin in the Hollow below your adams apple, insert one finger at a time until they get BOTH hands under your skin and can proceed to push the skin of your head like it were a Hoody top. The article also mentioned that, contrary to what you might think, you remain concious whille this happens. Nasty.

Now that. Is. Awesome!

JohnK · 29-03-2006 01:55PM

Deleted User wrote:

Now that. Is. Awesome!

Probably hurt a bit though. And your hands would get all messy. Just imagine trying to get that gunk out from under your fingernails.

Sam Vimes · 29-03-2006 04:19PM

danbhala wrote:

really? how long is a bit? back in ye olde decapitation days was it possible to still be alive (headwise) while landing in the head basket?

i don't thikn anyone's ever asked them. or if they did i don't think they answered.

stewie in family guy had an idea. i can't remember why but someone was getting their head chopped off and he told them to keep blinking for as long as they could

monkeyfudge · 29-03-2006 04:29PM

Well it was in New Scientist magazine one week.

They said there was doctor who had worked out a system of blinks with a condemned prisioner before he was to have his head cut off. He showed cognitive activity for a good 15-30 seconds before becoming lifeless.

Fraggle Rocks · 29-03-2006 05:26PM

Commander Vimes wrote:

i don't thikn anyone's ever asked them. or if they did i don't think they answered.

stewie in family guy had an idea. i can't remember why but someone was getting their head chopped off and he told them to keep blinking for as long as they could

Yeah sometimes people's heads were cut off and you could see their lips moving afterwards as they tried to say something. We did it all in anatomy

And the bit where Hannibal Lecter is eating your man's brain is true too. If you cut out a certain part of someones brain they'll start babbling. My lecturer was great fun.

Splinter · 29-03-2006 05:53PM

JohnK wrote:

Probably hurt a bit though. And your hands would get all messy. Just imagine trying to get that gunk out from under your fingernails.

LMAO priceless

but the whole not bursting the heart after u go through the ribs thing would b hard..plus u gotta b sure the guy dont pass out from the pain first

Victor McDade · 30-03-2006 12:00AM

DaBreno wrote:

Speaking of mad sh1t, Ive read that some of the mad yokes in Sierra Leone can make an incision in your skin in the Hollow below your adams apple, insert one finger at a time until they get BOTH hands under your skin and can proceed to push the skin of your head like it were a Hoody top. The article also mentioned that, contrary to what you might think, you remain concious whille this happens. Nasty.

Its no wonder then, that half the SL commonwealth team did a runner last week during the games in australia!

Esel · 30-03-2006 12:39AM

savemejebas wrote:

Its no wonder then, that half the SL commonwealth team did a runner last week during the games in australia!

You mean they kept on running?

neon_glows · 30-03-2006 01:21AM

guys this is ****ed up, OP should be arrested for even asking this sort of Question, he didnt even justify his reasons for asking, other than he would like to do it etc, surely on the internet and everyone being anonymous and such this sort of **** shouldnt be allowed, whose to know that this guy is for real or not, maybe right now he's actually trying it out on some poor individual, god like iv been flamed for a lot less like.

Can I show a man his Heart before he dies?

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