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  • #32
    ST*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭ST*


    dar83 wrote:
    Well, Piglets can be a nightmare but when life gives you muck, make bacon!Thats what I say anyway.....

    mmmm bacon :rolleyes:
    :D


  • #33
    Dooom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Dooom


    a big fat man comes late at night into your room and wants to pack you in his bag

    Roffle.
    Do u take me 2 b ur lawful txt m8, 2 have & 2 hold in rich quotes & horny jokes, in txt matrimony & in poor signal, til low battery & no reception do us part?

    Anyone who sends that one; I will personally hunt down, beat with a stick, maim, tie to the ground, cover in honey and let the Fire ants loose.


  • #34
    dar83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,102 ✭✭✭dar83


    I believe this site is what you're looking for.

    http://www.code-d.com/tesco-cards/

    I'm currently contemplating printing me out some of those bad boys for distribution to some deserving ladies tomorrow. ;)


  • #35
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    http://www.meish.org/vd/

    tbh.

    Happy Loveday, you sickening pink-fluff-for-braincells cretins.


  • #36
    hullaballoo
    Administrators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 18,841 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭hullaballoo


    Binomate wrote:
    Roses are white,
    Violets are shite.
    Men are better
    Women have no rights.

    That's the way it ought to be,
    I think all men will agree,
    Now if you don't get back in and wash those dishes,
    You'll be sleeping with the fishes.

    :v:
    Ahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    Very funny .o/


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  • #37
    judas101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,581 ✭✭✭judas101


    (ahem)

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Pull down your cacks
    and give us a goo!


  • #38
    PlayGirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,400 ✭✭✭PlayGirl


    Plunky wrote:
    Roses are Red,
    Violets are blue,
    trash is dumped,
    and so are you!


    ...zing
    pure evil, but i love it!! :D


  • #39
    Binomate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,773 ✭✭✭Binomate


    Roses are red,
    Ask for violets and that's just greed.
    I love you but,
    I think you gave me an STD.


  • #40
    Binomate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,773 ✭✭✭Binomate


    Roses are red,
    Violets come in shades.
    I hate to tell you but,
    I think I gave you AIDS!


  • #41
    Sam Vimes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    Shabadu wrote:
    Roses are red, Violets are blue, all of my base, are belong to you.

    lol


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  • #42
    ST*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭ST*


    Binomate wrote:
    Roses are red,
    Violets come in shades.
    I hate to tell you but,
    I think I gave you AIDS!

    Why isn't there a *puke emoticon* ?!!!1!!


  • #43
    Binomate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,773 ✭✭✭Binomate


    Shock_treatment wrote:
    Why isn't there a *puke emoticon* ?!!!1!!
    I'll give you all my love and devotion,
    just do you don't use that sick emotion.
    It's a pity I don't have any to give,
    Ah well, it's not me who's lost the will to live. :p

    :v:


  • #44
    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Women like sincerity, not cheesy poems. I think a phone call would go a long way. If you really wanted a text to send, it doesn't have to be a poem.. Just say something nice. Something you mean.


  • #45
    ST*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭ST*


    dlofnep wrote:
    Women like sincerity, not cheesy poems. I think a phone call would go a long way. If you really wanted a text to send, it doesn't have to be a poem.. Just say something nice.

    *Applauds loudly*
    Binomate wrote:
    I'll give you all my love and devotiong,
    just do you don't yuse that sick emotion.
    It's a pitty I don't have any to give,
    Ah well, it's not me who's lost the will to live. :p
    :v:

    I didnt know whether to start spelling and grammar natzifying that first or ask you what you mean :eek:


    Spelling is good enough place to start... :v:


  • #46
    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Shock_treatment wrote:
    *Applauds loudly*
    *bows* :)


  • #47
    Binomate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,773 ✭✭✭Binomate


    Shock_treatment wrote:
    *Applauds loudly*



    I didnt know whether to start spelling and grammar natzifying that first or ask you what you mean :eek:


    Spelling is good enough place to start... :v:
    Ah now come on now, look just here!
    Why don't you chillax and have a beer.
    Sure it was only a few typos in one of my posts.
    And sure my spelling is better than a lot of most.

    Now just relax and stop having a baby.
    Then I might have the chance to explain, just maybe.
    See, I was posting in a hurry.
    I hope you stop this spree of fury.

    Now that I've taken the time and explain.
    I might just add my little a rant or just complain.
    I've been explaining in rhyme to your little ass,
    and now I'm runnig late for class. :v:


  • #48
    ST*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭ST*


    Binomate wrote:
    Ah now come on now, look just here!
    Why don't you chillax and have a beer.
    Sure it was only a few typos in one of my posts.
    And sure my spelling is better than a lot of most.

    Now just relax and stop having a baby.
    Then I might have the chance to explain, just maybe.
    See, I was posting in a hurry.
    I hope you stop this spree of fury.

    Now that I've taken the time and explain.
    I might just add my little a rant or just complain.
    I've been explaining in rhyme to your little ass,
    and now I'm runnig late for class. :v:

    Oh good lord :rolleyes:

    (beer is pish btw :v: )


  • #49
    Morf3h
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 480 ✭✭Morf3h


    2 friends of mine stole my phone and sent this to my girlfriend, almost got sick when i heard it!

    Roses are red
    violets are bule
    feel like a lay
    how bout you?

    and we haven't even had sex yet!

    she doesn't like valentines day so takes the pressure off me :D


  • #50
    jonny68
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,531 ✭✭✭jonny68


    What's the average age of people posting on this thread :rolleyes: any chance we can have an after hours forum for people 27+ :rolleyes:


  • #51
    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Because everyone needs the menality of a 27 year old to post on internet forums, right? Let me guess, you just turned 27? :D


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  • #52
    kellxor.1337
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 317 ✭✭kellxor.1337


    Shabadu wrote:
    Roses are red, Violets are blue, all of my base, are belong to you.



    Ahahahahahahhaahahah, thats the funniest thing i've heard in ages,
    You Pwn

    Teh


    Kellxor


  • #53
    cython
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,869 ✭✭✭cython


    Roses are Red
    Violets are blue
    In Soviet Russia
    Poem writes you!


  • #54
    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Lol ^


  • #55
    jonny68
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,531 ✭✭✭jonny68


    dlofnep wrote:
    Because everyone needs the menality of a 27 year old to post on internet forums, right? Let me guess, you just turned 27? :D

    No im a lot older than that,although sometimes i despair at some of the threads started on here which is why i suggested that there be an after hours forum for people 27+ ;)


  • #56
    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    jonny68 wrote:
    No im a lot older than that,although sometimes i despair at some of the threads started on here which is why i suggested that there be an after hours forum for people 27+ ;)

    Ah well Jonny, we need to account for all ages on here :) If you want maturity, "teh internet is teh wrong place to look 4 it".


  • #57
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    And yet half the time you come across as an illiterate child.

    Meh.


  • #58
    dlofnep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Ohhh!! How Sarky!


  • #59
    Binomate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,773 ✭✭✭Binomate


    jonny68 wrote:
    What's the average age of people posting on this thread :rolleyes: any chance we can have an after hours forum for people 27+ :rolleyes:
    You could call it the O.A.P's forum. :v:


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