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Valentines day text message

  • 13-02-2006 10:01pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 213 ✭✭


    Hey, I'm looking for a valentines day text to send to a certain someone. And being lazy, I thought, why not just ask others to come up with one for me.

    Nothing too cheesy, but with a bit of sentiment too. Anyone got any good ones?

    (I know this will thread just decend into pure filth but hopefully there will be one or two decent ones in there before it does!)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 920 ✭✭✭elvis2002


    isnt it great when you dont have to think anymore, I will await the reply so I can use it too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    i would be less than impressed if someone sent me a text message on valentines day. unless you are 16 or younger i would suggest a card and a phone call.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 951 ✭✭✭Eminem


    Roses are red violets are bilue your sexy and i know it to
    . Hope thats ok for yeah


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    ye have a face like a jack russels a*se


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,936 ✭✭✭fade2black




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 729 ✭✭✭spectre


    That's quite cheesey indeed, but I'm looking for some real chedar. Come on people, uber cheesey is what is required


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,366 ✭✭✭whizzbang


    "Rses r rd, vlts r blu, I nd mr crdt, these things aren't free ye know."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,549 ✭✭✭scuba steve


    whizzbang wrote:
    "Rses r rd, vlts r blu, I nd mr crdt, these things aren't free ye know."
    ha ha!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,010 ✭✭✭besty


    fade2black wrote:
    good god some of those are horrific


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    pissy valentines day :mad:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,230 ✭✭✭scojones


    Roses are red, violets are blue, let me put my pee pee, inside of you!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 951 ✭✭✭Eminem


    sjones wrote:
    Roses are red, violets are blue, let me put my pee pee, inside of you!

    ha ha very smart


  • Administrators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,781 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭hullaballoo


    Roses are for pansies. Let's just get to the point.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Roses are red, Violets are blue, all of my base, are belong to you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,106 ✭✭✭dar83


    Roses are red, Violets are blue....now suck my cóck!

    *returns to watching Team America*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm schizophrenic
    And so am I!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,346 ✭✭✭✭KdjaCL


    dar83 wrote:
    Roses are red, Violets are blue....now suck my cóck!

    *returns to watching Team America*


    heh best one so far.

    Roses are red, so are you knickers ah **** its that time of the month...well screw you bitch.


    /back to south park.


    kdjac


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 975 ✭✭✭Plunky


    Roses are Red,
    Violets are blue,
    trash is dumped,
    and so are you!


    ...zing


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,773 ✭✭✭Binomate


    Roses are red,
    Violets are sometimes green.
    Your legs are beautifull,
    But even more so in between! :v:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,773 ✭✭✭Binomate


    Roses are red,
    Violets are dead,
    Now that all has been said,
    just give us some bleedin' head!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,773 ✭✭✭Binomate


    Last night, I lay looking up at the beautifull stars in the sky. As they twinkled I wondered to myself.....


    Where the fuck is my roof?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭ST*


    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    women are bitches,
    so whats new?






    :v:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,106 ✭✭✭dar83


    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    women are bitches,
    so whats new?






    :v:

    I am shocked......shocked and appalled.......

    ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭ST*


    dar83 wrote:
    I am shocked......shocked and appalled.......
    ;)

    Shocked and appalled. I like that.






    But theres an encrypted message in there ;)
    we arent really. we are all just lovely girls tbh :v:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,773 ✭✭✭Binomate


    Roses are white,
    Violets are shite.
    Men are better
    Women have no rights.

    That's the way it ought to be,
    I think all men will agree,
    Now if you don't get back in and wash those dishes,
    You'll be sleeping with the fishes.

    :v:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,106 ✭✭✭dar83


    Encrypted message eh? Is this one of those things us men are supposed to get but we just dont and then you get all moody and upset because we cleary dont "understand" you?! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭ST*


    dar83 wrote:
    Encrypted message eh? Is this one of those things us men are supposed to get but we just dont and then you get all moody and upset because we cleary dont "understand" you?! :D

    Thats the very one you see. Myself and Pighead had a little discussion about it a little while ago. he left me and the piglets.....


    and I'm bitter now :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,106 ✭✭✭dar83


    Well, Piglets can be a nightmare but when life gives you muck, make bacon!

    Thats what I say anyway.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,261 ✭✭✭rsta


    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
    This describes everything you are not

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    you look good enough to lick
    but if only you had a bigger dick

    and a seriously soppy one ;) ....:

    I cannot live without your love
    My life would not be the same;
    For I would be incomplete,
    Like a candle without a flame.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    someone on IRC posted this one earlier..forget about the text and give her this


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭ST*


    dar83 wrote:
    Well, Piglets can be a nightmare but when life gives you muck, make bacon!Thats what I say anyway.....

    mmmm bacon :rolleyes:
    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Dooom


    a big fat man comes late at night into your room and wants to pack you in his bag

    Roffle.
    Do u take me 2 b ur lawful txt m8, 2 have & 2 hold in rich quotes & horny jokes, in txt matrimony & in poor signal, til low battery & no reception do us part?

    Anyone who sends that one; I will personally hunt down, beat with a stick, maim, tie to the ground, cover in honey and let the Fire ants loose.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,106 ✭✭✭dar83


    I believe this site is what you're looking for.

    http://www.code-d.com/tesco-cards/

    I'm currently contemplating printing me out some of those bad boys for distribution to some deserving ladies tomorrow. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    http://www.meish.org/vd/

    tbh.

    Happy Loveday, you sickening pink-fluff-for-braincells cretins.


  • Administrators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 18,781 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭hullaballoo


    Binomate wrote:
    Roses are white,
    Violets are shite.
    Men are better
    Women have no rights.

    That's the way it ought to be,
    I think all men will agree,
    Now if you don't get back in and wash those dishes,
    You'll be sleeping with the fishes.

    :v:
    Ahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    Very funny .o/


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,581 ✭✭✭judas101


    (ahem)

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Pull down your cacks
    and give us a goo!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,400 ✭✭✭PlayGirl


    Plunky wrote:
    Roses are Red,
    Violets are blue,
    trash is dumped,
    and so are you!


    ...zing
    pure evil, but i love it!! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,773 ✭✭✭Binomate


    Roses are red,
    Ask for violets and that's just greed.
    I love you but,
    I think you gave me an STD.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,773 ✭✭✭Binomate


    Roses are red,
    Violets come in shades.
    I hate to tell you but,
    I think I gave you AIDS!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    Shabadu wrote:
    Roses are red, Violets are blue, all of my base, are belong to you.

    lol


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭ST*


    Binomate wrote:
    Roses are red,
    Violets come in shades.
    I hate to tell you but,
    I think I gave you AIDS!

    Why isn't there a *puke emoticon* ?!!!1!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,773 ✭✭✭Binomate


    Why isn't there a *puke emoticon* ?!!!1!!
    I'll give you all my love and devotion,
    just do you don't use that sick emotion.
    It's a pity I don't have any to give,
    Ah well, it's not me who's lost the will to live. :p

    :v:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Women like sincerity, not cheesy poems. I think a phone call would go a long way. If you really wanted a text to send, it doesn't have to be a poem.. Just say something nice. Something you mean.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭ST*


    dlofnep wrote:
    Women like sincerity, not cheesy poems. I think a phone call would go a long way. If you really wanted a text to send, it doesn't have to be a poem.. Just say something nice.

    *Applauds loudly*
    Binomate wrote:
    I'll give you all my love and devotiong,
    just do you don't yuse that sick emotion.
    It's a pitty I don't have any to give,
    Ah well, it's not me who's lost the will to live. :p
    :v:

    I didnt know whether to start spelling and grammar natzifying that first or ask you what you mean :eek:


    Spelling is good enough place to start... :v:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    *Applauds loudly*
    *bows* :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,773 ✭✭✭Binomate


    *Applauds loudly*



    I didnt know whether to start spelling and grammar natzifying that first or ask you what you mean :eek:


    Spelling is good enough place to start... :v:
    Ah now come on now, look just here!
    Why don't you chillax and have a beer.
    Sure it was only a few typos in one of my posts.
    And sure my spelling is better than a lot of most.

    Now just relax and stop having a baby.
    Then I might have the chance to explain, just maybe.
    See, I was posting in a hurry.
    I hope you stop this spree of fury.

    Now that I've taken the time and explain.
    I might just add my little a rant or just complain.
    I've been explaining in rhyme to your little ass,
    and now I'm runnig late for class. :v:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭ST*


    Binomate wrote:
    Ah now come on now, look just here!
    Why don't you chillax and have a beer.
    Sure it was only a few typos in one of my posts.
    And sure my spelling is better than a lot of most.

    Now just relax and stop having a baby.
    Then I might have the chance to explain, just maybe.
    See, I was posting in a hurry.
    I hope you stop this spree of fury.

    Now that I've taken the time and explain.
    I might just add my little a rant or just complain.
    I've been explaining in rhyme to your little ass,
    and now I'm runnig late for class. :v:

    Oh good lord :rolleyes:

    (beer is pish btw :v: )


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 480 ✭✭Morf3h


    2 friends of mine stole my phone and sent this to my girlfriend, almost got sick when i heard it!

    Roses are red
    violets are bule
    feel like a lay
    how bout you?

    and we haven't even had sex yet!

    she doesn't like valentines day so takes the pressure off me :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,531 ✭✭✭jonny68


    What's the average age of people posting on this thread :rolleyes: any chance we can have an after hours forum for people 27+ :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    Because everyone needs the menality of a 27 year old to post on internet forums, right? Let me guess, you just turned 27? :D


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