Valentines day text message

HarryHoudini

Hey, I'm looking for a valentines day text to send to a certain someone. And being lazy, I thought, why not just ask others to come up with one for me.

Nothing too cheesy, but with a bit of sentiment too. Anyone got any good ones?

(I know this will thread just decend into pure filth but hopefully there will be one or two decent ones in there before it does!)

elvis2002

isnt it great when you dont have to think anymore, I will await the reply so I can use it too.

Terry

i would be less than impressed if someone sent me a text message on valentines day. unless you are 16 or younger i would suggest a card and a phone call.

Eminem

Roses are red violets are bilue your sexy and i know it to
. Hope thats ok for yeah

Zombienosh

ye have a face like a jack russels a*se

fade2black

here y'are ya lazy ass.

spectre

That's quite cheesey indeed, but I'm looking for some real chedar. Come on people, uber cheesey is what is required

whizzbang

"Rses r rd, vlts r blu, I nd mr crdt, these things aren't free ye know."

scuba steve

whizzbang wrote:

"Rses r rd, vlts r blu, I nd mr crdt, these things aren't free ye know."

ha ha!

besty

fade2black wrote:

here y'are ya lazy ass.

good god some of those are horrific

R0ot

pissy valentines day :mad:

scojones

Roses are red, violets are blue, let me put my pee pee, inside of you!

Eminem

sjones wrote:

Roses are red, violets are blue, let me put my pee pee, inside of you!

ha ha very smart

hullaballoo

Roses are for pansies. Let's just get to the point.

Shabadu

Roses are red, Violets are blue, all of my base, are belong to you.

dar83

Roses are red, Violets are blue....now suck my cóck!

*returns to watching Team America*

Raphael

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I!

KdjaCL

dar83 wrote:

Roses are red, Violets are blue....now suck my cóck!

*returns to watching Team America*

heh best one so far.

Roses are red, so are you knickers ah **** its that time of the month...well screw you bitch.


/back to south park.


kdjac

Plunky

Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
trash is dumped,
and so are you!


...zing

Binomate

Roses are red,
Violets are sometimes green.
Your legs are beautifull,
But even more so in between! :v:

Binomate

Roses are red,
Violets are dead,
Now that all has been said,
just give us some bleedin' head!

Binomate

Last night, I lay looking up at the beautifull stars in the sky. As they twinkled I wondered to myself.....


Where the fuck is my roof?

ST*

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
women are bitches,
so whats new?






:v:

dar83

Shock_treatment wrote:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
women are bitches,
so whats new?






:v:

I am shocked......shocked and appalled.......

ST*

dar83 wrote:

I am shocked......shocked and appalled.......

Shocked and appalled. I like that.






But theres an encrypted message in there
we arent really. we are all just lovely girls tbh :v:

Binomate

Roses are white,
Violets are shite.
Men are better
Women have no rights.

That's the way it ought to be,
I think all men will agree,
Now if you don't get back in and wash those dishes,
You'll be sleeping with the fishes.

:v:

dar83

Encrypted message eh? Is this one of those things us men are supposed to get but we just dont and then you get all moody and upset because we cleary dont "understand" you?!

ST*

dar83 wrote:

Encrypted message eh? Is this one of those things us men are supposed to get but we just dont and then you get all moody and upset because we cleary dont "understand" you?!

Thats the very one you see. Myself and Pighead had a little discussion about it a little while ago. he left me and the piglets.....


and I'm bitter now

dar83

Well, Piglets can be a nightmare but when life gives you muck, make bacon!

Thats what I say anyway.....

rsta

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not

roses are red
violets are blue
you look good enough to lick
but if only you had a bigger dick

and a seriously soppy one ....:

I cannot live without your love
My life would not be the same;
For I would be incomplete,
Like a candle without a flame.

Ruu_Old

someone on IRC posted this one earlier..forget about the text and give her this

ST*

dar83 wrote:

Well, Piglets can be a nightmare but when life gives you muck, make bacon!Thats what I say anyway.....

mmmm bacon :rolleyes:

Dooom

a big fat man comes late at night into your room and wants to pack you in his bag

Roffle.

Do u take me 2 b ur lawful txt m8, 2 have & 2 hold in rich quotes & horny jokes, in txt matrimony & in poor signal, til low battery & no reception do us part?

Anyone who sends that one; I will personally hunt down, beat with a stick, maim, tie to the ground, cover in honey and let the Fire ants loose.

dar83

I believe this site is what you're looking for.

http://www.code-d.com/tesco-cards/

I'm currently contemplating printing me out some of those bad boys for distribution to some deserving ladies tomorrow.

Sarky

http://www.meish.org/vd/

tbh.

Happy Loveday, you sickening pink-fluff-for-braincells cretins.

hullaballoo

Binomate wrote:

Roses are white,
Violets are shite.
Men are better
Women have no rights.

That's the way it ought to be,
I think all men will agree,
Now if you don't get back in and wash those dishes,
You'll be sleeping with the fishes.

:v:

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Very funny .o/

judas101

(ahem)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Pull down your cacks
and give us a goo!

PlayGirl

Plunky wrote:

Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
trash is dumped,
and so are you!


...zing

pure evil, but i love it!!

Binomate

Roses are red,
Ask for violets and that's just greed.
I love you but,
I think you gave me an STD.

Binomate

Roses are red,
Violets come in shades.
I hate to tell you but,
I think I gave you AIDS!

Sam Vimes

Shabadu wrote:

Roses are red, Violets are blue, all of my base, are belong to you.

lol

ST*

Binomate wrote:

Roses are red,
Violets come in shades.
I hate to tell you but,
I think I gave you AIDS!

Why isn't there a *puke emoticon* ?!!!1!!

Binomate

Shock_treatment wrote:

Why isn't there a *puke emoticon* ?!!!1!!

I'll give you all my love and devotion,
just do you don't use that sick emotion.
It's a pity I don't have any to give,
Ah well, it's not me who's lost the will to live.

:v:

dlofnep

Women like sincerity, not cheesy poems. I think a phone call would go a long way. If you really wanted a text to send, it doesn't have to be a poem.. Just say something nice. Something you mean.

ST*

dlofnep wrote:

Women like sincerity, not cheesy poems. I think a phone call would go a long way. If you really wanted a text to send, it doesn't have to be a poem.. Just say something nice.

*Applauds loudly*

Binomate wrote:

I'll give you all my love and devotiong,
just do you don't yuse that sick emotion.
It's a pitty I don't have any to give,
Ah well, it's not me who's lost the will to live.
:v:

I didnt know whether to start spelling and grammar natzifying that first or ask you what you mean :eek:


Spelling is good enough place to start... :v:

dlofnep

Shock_treatment wrote:

*Applauds loudly*

*bows*

Binomate

Shock_treatment wrote:

*Applauds loudly*



I didnt know whether to start spelling and grammar natzifying that first or ask you what you mean :eek:


Spelling is good enough place to start... :v:

Ah now come on now, look just here!
Why don't you chillax and have a beer.
Sure it was only a few typos in one of my posts.
And sure my spelling is better than a lot of most.

Now just relax and stop having a baby.
Then I might have the chance to explain, just maybe.
See, I was posting in a hurry.
I hope you stop this spree of fury.

Now that I've taken the time and explain.
I might just add my little a rant or just complain.
I've been explaining in rhyme to your little ass,
and now I'm runnig late for class. :v:

ST*

Binomate wrote:

Ah now come on now, look just here!
Why don't you chillax and have a beer.
Sure it was only a few typos in one of my posts.
And sure my spelling is better than a lot of most.

Now just relax and stop having a baby.
Then I might have the chance to explain, just maybe.
See, I was posting in a hurry.
I hope you stop this spree of fury.

Now that I've taken the time and explain.
I might just add my little a rant or just complain.
I've been explaining in rhyme to your little ass,
and now I'm runnig late for class. :v:

Oh good lord :rolleyes:

(beer is pish btw :v: )

Morf3h

2 friends of mine stole my phone and sent this to my girlfriend, almost got sick when i heard it!

Roses are red
violets are bule
feel like a lay
how bout you?

and we haven't even had sex yet!

she doesn't like valentines day so takes the pressure off me

jonny68

What's the average age of people posting on this thread :rolleyes: any chance we can have an after hours forum for people 27+ :rolleyes:

dlofnep

Because everyone needs the menality of a 27 year old to post on internet forums, right? Let me guess, you just turned 27?