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Valentine Poetry

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  • #62
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    roses are red
    violets are gold
    you stuff your bra
    cause there's nothing to hold


  • #63
    joker77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,111 ✭✭✭joker77


    TramoreTom wrote:
    yup i did make it up myself

    didnt make the first one up though about the boobs are fantastic and bum is superb thats the one my g/f is getting :)

    How did it go down with the g/f?

    There's a girl in work I fancy that I'm thinking of sending it to...


  • #64
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,862 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
    What the hell is all that **** for?

    People get mushy and start acting queer
    It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.

    This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
    Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass

    I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
    And wear all black for the rest of the week

    Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade
    For all they are doing is trying to get laid

    The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit
    Because I think love is a crock of ****

    So heres my story...what else can I say?
    Love bites my ass...**** Valentines Day!

    roses are red, pickles are green
    i love your legs and whats between
    i like your style i like your class
    but most of all i like your ass

    Roses are stupid,
    Violets are silly.
    Bend over Babe,
    'Cause here comes my willy


  • #65
    andrew1977
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,260 ✭✭✭andrew1977


    ROSES ARE RED
    VIOLETS ARE BLUE
    PULL DOWN YOUR KNICKERS
    AND GIVE US A GOO

    (Sorry..childish i know but whole office creased up laughing when we heard it today )


  • #66
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    coolsmileygirl wrote:

    People get mushy and start acting queer
    It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.

    Definitely.

    Im off out to get pisshed.


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  • #67
    Yook
    Closed Accounts Posts: 437 ✭✭Yook


    super_furry wrote:
    Roses are Red,
    Violets are Blue,
    Pull down your knickers,
    And give us a goo!
    andrew1977 wrote:
    ROSES ARE RED
    VIOLETS ARE BLUE
    PULL DOWN YOUR KNICKERS
    AND GIVE US A GOO

    (Sorry..childish i know but whole office creased up laughing when we heard it today )

    You ****ing idiot. Read before you post.

    Ok, i have one:

    Blood is Red
    Bruises are Blue
    Now get me my dinner
    Or i'll stab you with a ****ing knife!

    How did I do?


  • #68
    andrew1977
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,260 ✭✭✭andrew1977


    weirdo


  • #69
    Yook
    Closed Accounts Posts: 437 ✭✭Yook


    andrew1977 wrote:
    weirdo

    n00b. :rolleyes:


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