Valentine Poetry

IvaBigWun

What are you writing inside your card this year?

Im particularily loved up this year so Im going with:



Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away


Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places
And play, 'til we're blown away

IvaBigWun

Roses are weird
Violets are twisted
Bend over, love
You're about to get fisted

or... (especially for Shock Treatment )

I wish you were a little sheep
Grazing on the grass outside
'Cos then I'd put my wellies on
And shag you till you cried

Nuttzz

roses are red
violets are flowers
i can keep going
for hours and hours

cakehole

Hold me my love,
Lets now embrace,
I dont want to get sticky,
Before i cum on your face.

Miss Fluff

IvaBigWun wrote:

Roses are weird
Violets are twisted
Bend over, love
You're about to get fisted

or... (especially for Shock Treatment )

I wish you were a little sheep
Grazing on the grass outside
'Cos then I'd put my wellies on
And shag you till you cried

LOL, you're a brat IBW

Miss Fluff

IvaBigWun wrote:

Roses are weird
Violets are twisted
Bend over, love
You're about to get fisted

or... (especially for Shock Treatment )

I wish you were a little sheep
Grazing on the grass outside
'Cos then I'd put my wellies on
And shag you till you cried

LOL, you're a brat IBW

IvaBigWun

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was pissed

I see your face when constantly when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up sweaty and screaming

lil-buttons

HA HA HA
They are the buisness...
You should start up ur own card company!!!

Ruaidhri

Massey's Are Red
Fords Are Blue
...

Doodee

IF I was a cabbage I'd split myself in 2.
My leaves I'd give to many, but my heart I'd give to You!

Sit on my face is sacred and from Monty python isn't it?

lil-buttons

No the best 1 is...

If I were a polo mint id break myself in 2,
The mint Id give to others but the
hole id give 2 u!!!!!

Its a bit infantile but how and ever!!!

Chaos_Path

Roses are useless,
Violets wont do,
Premolars that bite
Molars that chew.

scuba steve

Nuttzz wrote:

roses are red
violets are flowers
i can keep going
for hours and hours

ha ha hilarious!

super_furry

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Pull down your knickers,
And give us a goo!

IvaBigWun

the roses are dead
the violets are rotten
I'm stitting here ****
over a picture of dot cotton

my favourite is from bash

roses are red
violets are blue
i'll f-ck you with a rake

roses are red
violets are flowers
i can keep going
for hours and hours

hahaha nice.

LadyJ

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I can't write poems
But I've been told I have many other good qualities...

cournioni

Hmmm... I'm thinking of using a few of these...

Heyes

Miss Fluff wrote:

LOL, you're a brat IBW

second that... lol:D

projectmayhem

bluewolf wrote:

my favourite is from bash

roses are red
violets are blue
i'll f-ck you with a rake

aw i was gonna do that one!

jonnybadd

A favourite of mine

roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you

Heyes

One of the funniest i read.....

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you really screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
that's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To Hell."

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

Siogfinsceal

Roses are red,
Violets are Blue
Im schizophrenic..
and so am |I

ST*

There was a boy from dublin six,
always tryin to get off my nicks,
but i knew better, right from the start,
the dublin boy has no heart :eek:

be nice now! you had to be gotten for the first one.. :v:

So what are you gettin SB oh shallow one?

IvaBigWun

There once was a girl of an abode
That hadnt even got a postal code!
She had super funbags (but too many sheep-tags)
And now she's in Un-hinnnnged Mode

ST*

Siogfinsceal wrote:

Roses are red,
Violets are Blue
Im schizophrenic..
and so am I

I like that one..:)
so do I

Heyes wrote:

second that... lol:D

I third that

aww you can always tell when you've gotten the better of a guy.. he starts shoutin and goes red... and whos unhinged :P

Siogfinsceal

i wish you were a door so I coul dbang you all day ;-)


Wanna play army? you can lay down and I'll blow the hell outta you!

ST*

Siogfinsceal wrote:

i wish you were a door so I coul dbang you all day ;-)

Siogfinsceal wrote:

Wanna play army? you can lay down and I'll blow the hell outta you!

:eek:

IvaBigWun

Siogfinsceal wrote:

i wish you were a door so I coul dbang you all day ;-)


Wanna play army? you can lay down and I'll blow the hell outta you!

Oldies but goodies

Heyes

IvaBigWun wrote:

There once was a girl of an abode
That hadnt even got a postal code!
She had super funbags (but too many sheep-tags)
And now she's in Un-hinnnnged Mode

LOL Maniac

ST*

Heyes wrote:

LOL Maniac

And thats good coming from him :rolleyes:

Heyes

Shock_treatment wrote:

And thats good coming from him :rolleyes:

heeheee...;)

Eminem

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
You know your sexy
and i know it to

IvaBigWun

Shock_treatment wrote:

And thats good coming from him :rolleyes:

There was once a girl who looked like Father Ted,
Who tried to get all the Boardsters into bed.
She pretended to be all coy, but then she found a country boy
"Is it rascism yer into now Father?!" he said








*runs screaming in the opposite direction*

ST*

IvaBigWun wrote:

*runs screaming in the opposite direction*

You may run, but you can't hide Ibw :v:
meh. theres only one boardser for me..

Now stop pickin' on me ye feckin.. feckin towny bully!:(



:rolleyes:

Heyes

Shock_treatment wrote:

You may run, but you can't hide Ibw :v:
meh. theres only one boardser for me..

Now stop pickin' on me ye feckin.. feckin towny bully!:(



:rolleyes:

ur lovin it

binaryboy

roses are red
violets are blue
theres no easy way to say this
im dumping you

Eminem

binaryboy wrote:

roses are red
violets are blue
theres no easy way to say this
im dumping you

That aint very nice

connundrum

Girl: Roses are red..
Boy: Oh Jesus, not with the roses again, I thought I told you NO MORE ROSES! Chocolate is what the man asked for!
Girl: *Biff #Pow $hit "Klank
Boy: I love you and think you're beautiful of gracious queen.

:v:

Taken from a comic strip from years ago.. you probably had to be there

Heyes

Eminem wrote:

That aint very nice

has much on this thread been nice

Eminem

Heyes wrote:

has much on this thread been nice

Most ye why was just saying

ST*

Heyes wrote:

ur lovin it

Moi. never - Im off market heysey

Heyes

Shock_treatment wrote:

Moi. never - Im off market heysey

now now, dont be reading into things little shock

ST*

Heyes wrote:

now now, dont be reading into things little shock

little shock - lollers :v:

IvaBigWun

connundrum wrote:

Girl: Roses are red..
Boy: Oh Jesus, not with the roses again, I thought I told you NO MORE ROSES! Chocolate is what the man asked for!
Girl: *Biff #Pow $hit "Klank
Boy: I love you and think you're beautiful of gracious queen.

:v:

Taken from a comic strip from years ago.. you probably had to be there

And on Class A drugs?

connundrum

IvaBigWun wrote:

And on Class A drugs?

Meh, I got a chuckle. What's art to you is rubbish to me etc :rolleyes:

Heyes

Shock_treatment wrote:

little shock - lollers :v:

ya never know :rolleyes:

IvaBigWun

connundrum wrote:

Meh, I got a chuckle. What's art to you is rubbish to me etc :rolleyes:

Was just joking

Hello Kitty

Sensual, passions running hot
Sweet Valentine guess what
Literally virtually I feel you.
I really can honestly it's true.
Oh you're right inside me here.
Virtual reality oh this is queer
Ooh you feel so warm Baby.
Like for real, but then maybe,
Oops sorry, it was just a dream,
Not at all what it might seem?
For that was my own hand
Sorry love you'll under stand

ferdi

i traded all,
an indepedence for a feverish temper
brought to bare on an innocent soul,
a hand realised
a chase forgotten
a clammy embrace, small, together.

IvaBigWun

ferdi wrote:

i traded all,
an indepedence for a feverish temper
brought to bare on an innocent soul,
a hand realised
a chase forgotten
a clammy embrace, small, together.

Who are you dating, Dale Winton?