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The Shallow Thread

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  • #2
    WexCan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,350 ✭✭✭WexCan


    What's the watch one got to do with shallowness :D


  • #3
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    I concur?


  • #4
    Femelade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭Femelade


    Embrace The Shallowness People!!!!!


  • #5
    Beruthiel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 42,361 ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Pighead wrote:
    If you were an ugly girl 5 years ago and you were dancing alone in Copper Face Jacks you can be guaranteed Pighead would have told you that you were beautiful in an attempt to lure you back to his cave..

    are you proud of yourself or did you see the light 5 years ago?


  • #6
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    WexCan wrote:
    What's the watch one got to do with shallowness :D
    I'll tell you what it has to do with shallowness. The lad wants to spend a few hundred quid on a fancy watch to impress some bimbo chick when he could just as easily spend the money on Self Improvement Courses which would enable him to bag a lady without flashing his fancy jewelerry. The lads all about the bling bling.


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  • #7
    Dustaz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,046 ✭✭✭Dustaz


    Im confused. This thread - Why?

    Also, does pigman only do the 3rd person thing every second post?


  • #8
    gimmick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,296 ✭✭✭✭gimmick


    We were just talking about this at work yesterday. If its ascertained that a customer, who you only ever have phone contact, might be good looking, you will be alot nicer to her. Well, thats the case for us anyway. Also, when its assumed she is good looking, and you then find to the contray, you wont be as nice anymore.

    Now thats shallow :D !

    BTW, why does pighead refer to himself in the third person???


  • #9
    s8n
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭s8n


    Dustaz wrote:

    Also, does pigman only do the 3rd person thing every second post?

    Exactly what I was thinking ?? It's getting pretty annoying tbh.


  • #10
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Beruthiel wrote:
    are you proud of yourself or did you see the light 5 years ago?
    Proud? You've gotta be joking me. Pighead feels nothing but shame for those 10 sham years of shallowness and ugly chick chasing activities. The Copper Face Jack Years are consigned to the dustbin of shame. Please don't judge Pighead Beruthial, I'm a much much better man now.


  • #11
    joejoem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    The second one is hillarios. "Fat people arent happy, they are jolly" roffle


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  • #12
    zoro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,243 ✭✭✭zoro


    could've sworn this thread was titled: "The swallow thread" ...

    Imagine my disappointment ...


  • #13
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,820 ✭✭✭Archeron


    How can we be sure this is shallowness? Perhaps these people suffer in their souls, and due to the material nature of the society we live in, the only way they feel they can increase their personal happiness is by securing the goods and services that advertisers tell them they deserve. Perhaps its actually a cry for help put in a modern materialistic way. Money = Happiness, therefore, if there is an innate unhappiness in your soul, you may think that heaps of jewellery/fast cars/big bank balance will make up for this.

    Is it shallow to assume somebody else is shallow without ever actually knowing the person, their circumstances, their lives and their level of happiness?

    Just a thought. :rolleyes:


  • #14
    Beruthiel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 42,361 ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Pighead wrote:
    Please don't judge Pighead Beruthial, I'm a much much better man now.

    with each little comment
    I judge you more pighead
    the jury is still out though....


  • #15
    mickymg2003
    Closed Accounts Posts: 990 ✭✭✭mickymg2003


    Why Talk in third person and why dodge the question?why pighead why?


  • #16
    ST*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭ST*


    mickymg2003 wrote:
    Why Talk in third person and why dodge the question?why pighead why?

    Not sure, think hes going with Porkie the pigs character ..
    doesn't he speak in the third person?
    Pighead wrote:
    when he could just as easily spend the money on Self Improvement Courses which would enable him to bag a lady without flashing his fancy jewelerry. The lads all about the bling bling.

    Shock_treatment was wondering if Pighead left his dictionary at home today.
    :rolleyes:


  • #17
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Archeron wrote:
    How can we be sure this is shallowness? Perhaps these people suffer in their souls, and due to the material nature of the society we live in, the only way they feel they can increase their personal happiness is by securing the goods and services that advertisers tell them they deserve. Perhaps its actually a cry for help put in a modern materialistic way. Money = Happiness, therefore, if there is an innate unhappiness in your soul, you may think that heaps of jewellery/fast cars/big bank balance will make up for this.

    Is it shallow to assume somebody else is shallow without ever actually knowing the person, their circumstances, their lives and their level of happiness?

    Just a thought. :rolleyes:
    Well if the person is conforming to the "materialistic nature of the society we live in" then once again that can be deemed as shallow. A cry for help it may be but its a shallow cry all the same.
    Are you shallow Archeron?


  • #18
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Shock_treatment wrote:
    Not sure, think hes going with Porkie the pigs character ..
    doesn't he speak in the third person?



    Shock_treatment was wondering if Pighead left his dictionary at home today.
    :rolleyes:
    Ah fcuk, just rang home its not there, would you do me a favour and check under your bed babes, Pighead had the dictionary out last night when you told me that I had the most salubrious willy you'd ever seen. PM me if you find it.


  • #19
    Beruthiel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 42,361 ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Pighead wrote:
    Ah fcuk, just rang home its not there, would you do me a favour and check under your bed babes, Pighead had the dictionary out last night when you told me that I had the most salubrious willy you'd ever seen. PM me if you find it.

    ah
    so you aren't a changed man then and gave up nothing 5 years ago!


  • #20
    ST*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭ST*


    Pighead wrote:
    Ah fcuk, just rang home its not there, would you do me a favour and check under your bed babes, Pighead had the dictionary out last night when you told me that I had the most salubrious willy you'd ever seen. PM me if you find it.

    The dictionary, or your strap on?


  • #21
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    mickymg2003 wrote:
    Why Talk in third person and why dodge the question?why pighead why?

    Maybe because its not the topic of the thread and discussing it would be dragging the thread drastically off topic?
    Shock_treatment wrote:
    The dictionary, or your strap on?

    hilarious.


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  • #22
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Beruthiel wrote:
    ah
    so you aren't a changed man then and gave up nothing 5 years ago!
    Even a reformed alcoholic occasionally falls off the wagon babes, Keep The Faith B.x


  • #23
    ST*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭ST*


    rb_ie wrote:
    hilarious.

    I do worry about your sense of humour rb.
    'that' picture .. :eek:


  • #24
    Rb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Shock_treatment wrote:
    I do worry about your sense of humour rb.
    'that' picture .. :eek:

    I know which one you're referring to, I found it quite appropriate at the time.


  • #25
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,820 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Pighead wrote:
    Well if the person is conforming to the "materialistic nature of the society we live in" then once again that can be deemed as shallow. A cry for help it may be but its a shallow cry all the same.
    Are you shallow Archeron?

    If conforming to materialistic society makes me shallow, then in a way, yes I am. I have a car, i like my car, i like my material goods. However, its not the most important thing in my life, so in that regards, no I'm not. A matter of perspective really!


  • #26
    WhiteWashMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    i dont understand why these things are always presented as some osrt of trade off.

    i have a lovely partner who is beautiful, funny and yet lacks nothing whatsoever inthe brains department.

    perhaps if you are happy with an either-or situation, you get what you deserve, but for me, im happy to be picky and get it all.


  • #27
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Pighead wrote:
    Ah fcuk, just rang home its not there, would you do me a favour and check under your bed babes, Pighead had the dictionary out last night when you told me that I had the most salubrious willy you'd ever seen. PM me if you find it.

    :D

    I'm fairly shallow... In a girlfriend, my preferences would probably break down as 50:50, looks:personality

    I know :(


  • #28
    casanova_kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 844 ✭✭✭casanova_kid


    i didn't read this post till now because your name not sexy enough pighead.


  • #29
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Pighead wrote:
    Pighead has noticed lately that boards.ie is awash with shallowness.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showp...91&postcount=4

    Pighead you nonce. != means is NOT equal to. He was saying that money does not equate with happiness.


  • #30
    casanova_kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 844 ✭✭✭casanova_kid


    Shabadu wrote:
    Pighead you nonce. != means is NOT equal to. He was saying that money does not equate with happiness.
    In fairness, how is anybody supposed to understand that.


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  • #31
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Shabadu wrote:
    Pighead you nonce.

    hehehe@ nonce. Havnet heard that word in ages :D

    Yes PigFace you are a nonce!!


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