The Shallow Thread

Pighead

Pighead has noticed lately that boards.ie is awash with shallowness.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=50796991&postcount=4

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=50825521&postcount=21

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=50635729&postcount=1

Pighead doesn't like to admit it but I also have a tendency to forsake the deepness and embrace the shallowness. I only registered on these forums after going through the Know Your Nerds thread. Its a sad sad fact but if you're a good looking person Pighead is going to act nicer around you. If you were an ugly girl 5 years ago and you were dancing alone in Copper Face Jacks you can be guaranteed Pighead would have told you that you were beautiful in an attempt to lure you back to his cave. Shallowness is rife.

WexCan

What's the watch one got to do with shallowness

Rb

I concur?

Femelade

Embrace The Shallowness People!!!!!

Beruthiel

Pighead wrote:

If you were an ugly girl 5 years ago and you were dancing alone in Copper Face Jacks you can be guaranteed Pighead would have told you that you were beautiful in an attempt to lure you back to his cave..

are you proud of yourself or did you see the light 5 years ago?

Pighead

WexCan wrote:

What's the watch one got to do with shallowness

I'll tell you what it has to do with shallowness. The lad wants to spend a few hundred quid on a fancy watch to impress some bimbo chick when he could just as easily spend the money on Self Improvement Courses which would enable him to bag a lady without flashing his fancy jewelerry. The lads all about the bling bling.

Dustaz

Im confused. This thread - Why?

Also, does pigman only do the 3rd person thing every second post?

gimmick

We were just talking about this at work yesterday. If its ascertained that a customer, who you only ever have phone contact, might be good looking, you will be alot nicer to her. Well, thats the case for us anyway. Also, when its assumed she is good looking, and you then find to the contray, you wont be as nice anymore.

Now thats shallow !

BTW, why does pighead refer to himself in the third person???

s8n

Dustaz wrote:

Also, does pigman only do the 3rd person thing every second post?

Exactly what I was thinking ?? It's getting pretty annoying tbh.

Pighead

Beruthiel wrote:

are you proud of yourself or did you see the light 5 years ago?

Proud? You've gotta be joking me. Pighead feels nothing but shame for those 10 sham years of shallowness and ugly chick chasing activities. The Copper Face Jack Years are consigned to the dustbin of shame. Please don't judge Pighead Beruthial, I'm a much much better man now.

joejoem

The second one is hillarios. "Fat people arent happy, they are jolly" roffle

zoro

could've sworn this thread was titled: "The swallow thread" ...

Imagine my disappointment ...

Archeron

How can we be sure this is shallowness? Perhaps these people suffer in their souls, and due to the material nature of the society we live in, the only way they feel they can increase their personal happiness is by securing the goods and services that advertisers tell them they deserve. Perhaps its actually a cry for help put in a modern materialistic way. Money = Happiness, therefore, if there is an innate unhappiness in your soul, you may think that heaps of jewellery/fast cars/big bank balance will make up for this.

Is it shallow to assume somebody else is shallow without ever actually knowing the person, their circumstances, their lives and their level of happiness?

Just a thought. :rolleyes:

Beruthiel

Pighead wrote:

Please don't judge Pighead Beruthial, I'm a much much better man now.

with each little comment
I judge you more pighead
the jury is still out though....

mickymg2003

Why Talk in third person and why dodge the question?why pighead why?

ST*

mickymg2003 wrote:

Why Talk in third person and why dodge the question?why pighead why?

Not sure, think hes going with Porkie the pigs character ..
doesn't he speak in the third person?

Pighead wrote:

when he could just as easily spend the money on Self Improvement Courses which would enable him to bag a lady without flashing his fancy jewelerry. The lads all about the bling bling.

Shock_treatment was wondering if Pighead left his dictionary at home today.
:rolleyes:

Pighead

Archeron wrote:

How can we be sure this is shallowness? Perhaps these people suffer in their souls, and due to the material nature of the society we live in, the only way they feel they can increase their personal happiness is by securing the goods and services that advertisers tell them they deserve. Perhaps its actually a cry for help put in a modern materialistic way. Money = Happiness, therefore, if there is an innate unhappiness in your soul, you may think that heaps of jewellery/fast cars/big bank balance will make up for this.

Is it shallow to assume somebody else is shallow without ever actually knowing the person, their circumstances, their lives and their level of happiness?

Just a thought. :rolleyes:

Well if the person is conforming to the "materialistic nature of the society we live in" then once again that can be deemed as shallow. A cry for help it may be but its a shallow cry all the same.
Are you shallow Archeron?

Pighead

Shock_treatment wrote:

Not sure, think hes going with Porkie the pigs character ..
doesn't he speak in the third person?



Shock_treatment was wondering if Pighead left his dictionary at home today.
:rolleyes:

Ah fcuk, just rang home its not there, would you do me a favour and check under your bed babes, Pighead had the dictionary out last night when you told me that I had the most salubrious willy you'd ever seen. PM me if you find it.

Beruthiel

Pighead wrote:

Ah fcuk, just rang home its not there, would you do me a favour and check under your bed babes, Pighead had the dictionary out last night when you told me that I had the most salubrious willy you'd ever seen. PM me if you find it.

ah
so you aren't a changed man then and gave up nothing 5 years ago!

ST*

Pighead wrote:

Ah fcuk, just rang home its not there, would you do me a favour and check under your bed babes, Pighead had the dictionary out last night when you told me that I had the most salubrious willy you'd ever seen. PM me if you find it.

The dictionary, or your strap on?

Rb

mickymg2003 wrote:

Why Talk in third person and why dodge the question?why pighead why?

Maybe because its not the topic of the thread and discussing it would be dragging the thread drastically off topic?

Shock_treatment wrote:

The dictionary, or your strap on?

hilarious.

Pighead

Beruthiel wrote:

ah
so you aren't a changed man then and gave up nothing 5 years ago!

Even a reformed alcoholic occasionally falls off the wagon babes, Keep The Faith B.x

ST*

rb_ie wrote:

hilarious.

I do worry about your sense of humour rb.
'that' picture .. :eek:

Rb

Shock_treatment wrote:

I do worry about your sense of humour rb.
'that' picture .. :eek:

I know which one you're referring to, I found it quite appropriate at the time.

Archeron

Pighead wrote:

Well if the person is conforming to the "materialistic nature of the society we live in" then once again that can be deemed as shallow. A cry for help it may be but its a shallow cry all the same.
Are you shallow Archeron?

If conforming to materialistic society makes me shallow, then in a way, yes I am. I have a car, i like my car, i like my material goods. However, its not the most important thing in my life, so in that regards, no I'm not. A matter of perspective really!

WhiteWashMan

i dont understand why these things are always presented as some osrt of trade off.

i have a lovely partner who is beautiful, funny and yet lacks nothing whatsoever inthe brains department.

perhaps if you are happy with an either-or situation, you get what you deserve, but for me, im happy to be picky and get it all.

Dave!

Pighead wrote:

Ah fcuk, just rang home its not there, would you do me a favour and check under your bed babes, Pighead had the dictionary out last night when you told me that I had the most salubrious willy you'd ever seen. PM me if you find it.

I'm fairly shallow... In a girlfriend, my preferences would probably break down as 50:50, looks:personality

I know

casanova_kid

i didn't read this post till now because your name not sexy enough pighead.

Shabadu

Pighead wrote:

Pighead has noticed lately that boards.ie is awash with shallowness.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showp...91&postcount=4

Pighead you nonce. != means is NOT equal to. He was saying that money does not equate with happiness.

casanova_kid

Shabadu wrote:

Pighead you nonce. != means is NOT equal to. He was saying that money does not equate with happiness.

In fairness, how is anybody supposed to understand that.

Kiera

Shabadu wrote:

Pighead you nonce.

hehehe@ nonce. Havnet heard that word in ages

Yes PigFace you are a nonce!!

Shabadu

casanova_kid wrote:

In fairness, how is anybody supposed to understand that.

How are any of us supposed to know anything? By gathering knowledge through experience, instruction, and asking questions. What you can always know is that if you are in doubt, assumptions can be just as wrong as right. He could have asked someone why there was an exclamation mark there, and what it signified; but to simply ignore something because one doesn't know it's meaning, is foolish.

casanova_kid

Shabadu wrote:

How are any of us supposed to know anything? By gathering knowledge through experience, instruction, and asking questions. What you can always know is that if you are in doubt, assumptions can be just as wrong as right. He could have asked someone why there was an exclamation mark there, and what it signified; but to simply ignore something because one doesn't know it's meaning, is foolish.

Actually I think most people's perception of it is that it looks like it means equals. Why should you doubt what looks patently obvious, especially when it's such a minor thing.

jor el

casanova_kid wrote:

Actually I think most people's perception of it is that it looks like it means equals. Why should you doubt what looks patently obvious, especially when it's such a minor thing.

It's patently obvious, and a well known fact among many many people, that an exclamation mark preceding an equals means not equal. The difference between '=' and '!=' is not a minor thing. They are the exact opposite of each other. I also doubt that 'most people' would perceive != to mean the same as =.


LOLed at 'nonce' too

Rb

TheGrouch wrote:

what picture? pleaseeeee post

It was in a thread in fashion/appearance but I wouldn't dare post it here, the PC brigade would have a fit.

Peace

WhiteWashMan wrote:

i dont understand why these things are always presented as some osrt of trade off.

i have a lovely partner who is beautiful, funny and yet lacks nothing whatsoever inthe brains department.

perhaps if you are happy with an either-or situation, you get what you deserve, but for me, im happy to be picky and get it all.

Ditto wwdude. They ain't mutually exclusive. Its the same with my female.

And anyone who doesn't know that != mean not equal to is obviously not a programmer/general all round geek.

Also Pighead, stop mixing you refering to yourself int he 3rd person and then the 1st person int he one post.

jor el

Peace wrote:

And anyone who doesn't know that != mean not equal to is obviously not a programmer/general all round geek.

But I'm not a programmer :v: .....

mysterious

So.... I must of bumped into the wrong thread. before hand I thought it was a unusual thread....... now that I read through it all, Its just sh!te. there's nothing for anyone to really chat much about??? me thinks . If your ugly your ugly if your good looking your goodlooking that's it, so what....

People can be shallow for all sorts of reason. If someone keeps telling himeself/herself and to the nation that your it. it will get a bit desparate,

thelordofcheese

jor el wrote:

But I'm not a programmer :v: .....

superman would have known that..

Peace

thelordofcheese wrote:

superman would have known that..

So would the Hoff.

Pighead

Pighead wrote:

Ah fcuk, just rang home its not there, would you do me a favour and check under your bed babes, Pighead had the dictionary out last night when you told me that I had the most salubrious willy you'd ever seen. PM me if you find it.

what does this mean?

Kiera

coolsmileygirl wrote:

what does this mean?

Salubrious= Healthy
Clean
Wholesome
Respectable
Decent
Hygienic

Kiera

Kiera wrote:

Salubrious= Healthy
Clean
Wholesome
Respectable
Decent
Hygienic

rofl Salubrious yeah Fcuking right pighead dream on u wish it was Salubrious
ah only messing

im sure it is
(rofl)

some would say im shallow i try not to be but i love buying all the pretty clothes and getting the nice car and spending money the sexy shoes

what should i do to avoid it:eek: :eek:

Kiera

Buying stuff you like doesn’t make you shallow. If a guy was to go out with you just for your nice car and pretty clothes then that would make HIM shallow.