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Valentine Poetry

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  • #32
    Heyes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,203 ✭✭✭Heyes


    Shock_treatment wrote:
    And thats good coming from him :rolleyes:
    :p:p:p

    heeheee...;)


  • #33
    Eminem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 951 ✭✭✭Eminem


    Roses are Red
    Violets are blue
    You know your sexy
    and i know it to


  • #34
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Shock_treatment wrote:
    And thats good coming from him :rolleyes:
    :p:p:p

    There was once a girl who looked like Father Ted,
    Who tried to get all the Boardsters into bed.
    She pretended to be all coy, but then she found a country boy
    "Is it rascism yer into now Father?!" he said



    :p




    *runs screaming in the opposite direction*


  • #35
    ST*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭ST*


    IvaBigWun wrote:
    *runs screaming in the opposite direction*

    You may run, but you can't hide Ibw :v:
    meh. theres only one boardser for me..

    Now stop pickin' on me ye feckin.. feckin towny bully!:(



    :rolleyes:


  • #36
    Heyes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,203 ✭✭✭Heyes


    Shock_treatment wrote:
    You may run, but you can't hide Ibw :v:
    meh. theres only one boardser for me..

    Now stop pickin' on me ye feckin.. feckin towny bully!:(



    :rolleyes:


    ur lovin it :p


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  • #37
    binaryboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43 ✭binaryboy


    roses are red
    violets are blue
    theres no easy way to say this
    im dumping you


  • #38
    Eminem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 951 ✭✭✭Eminem


    binaryboy wrote:
    roses are red
    violets are blue
    theres no easy way to say this
    im dumping you

    That aint very nice


  • #39
    connundrum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    Girl: Roses are red..
    Boy: Oh Jesus, not with the roses again, I thought I told you NO MORE ROSES! Chocolate is what the man asked for!
    Girl: *Biff #Pow $hit "Klank
    Boy: I love you and think you're beautiful of gracious queen.

    :v:

    Taken from a comic strip from years ago.. you probably had to be there :D


  • #40
    Heyes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,203 ✭✭✭Heyes


    Eminem wrote:
    That aint very nice

    has much on this thread been nice ;)


  • #41
    Eminem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 951 ✭✭✭Eminem


    Heyes wrote:
    has much on this thread been nice ;)

    Most ye why was just saying :)


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  • #42
    ST*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭ST*


    Heyes wrote:
    ur lovin it :p

    Moi. never - Im off market heysey ;)


  • #43
    Heyes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,203 ✭✭✭Heyes


    Shock_treatment wrote:
    Moi. never - Im off market heysey ;)


    now now, dont be reading into things little shock ;):p


  • #44
    ST*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,735 ✭✭✭ST*


    Heyes wrote:
    now now, dont be reading into things little shock ;):p

    little shock - lollers :v:


  • #45
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    connundrum wrote:
    Girl: Roses are red..
    Boy: Oh Jesus, not with the roses again, I thought I told you NO MORE ROSES! Chocolate is what the man asked for!
    Girl: *Biff #Pow $hit "Klank
    Boy: I love you and think you're beautiful of gracious queen.

    :v:

    Taken from a comic strip from years ago.. you probably had to be there :D

    And on Class A drugs?


  • #46
    connundrum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    IvaBigWun wrote:
    And on Class A drugs?

    Meh, I got a chuckle. What's art to you is rubbish to me etc :rolleyes:


  • #47
    Heyes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,203 ✭✭✭Heyes


    Shock_treatment wrote:
    little shock - lollers :v:

    ya never know :rolleyes: ;)


  • #48
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    connundrum wrote:
    Meh, I got a chuckle. What's art to you is rubbish to me etc :rolleyes:


    Was just joking :p


  • #49
    Hello Kitty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Hello Kitty


    Sensual, passions running hot
    Sweet Valentine guess what
    Literally virtually I feel you.
    I really can honestly it's true.
    Oh you're right inside me here.
    Virtual reality oh this is queer
    Ooh you feel so warm Baby.
    Like for real, but then maybe,
    Oops sorry, it was just a dream,
    Not at all what it might seem?
    For that was my own hand
    Sorry love you'll under stand


  • #50
    ferdi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    i traded all,
    an indepedence for a feverish temper
    brought to bare on an innocent soul,
    a hand realised
    a chase forgotten
    a clammy embrace, small, together.


  • #51
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    ferdi wrote:
    i traded all,
    an indepedence for a feverish temper
    brought to bare on an innocent soul,
    a hand realised
    a chase forgotten
    a clammy embrace, small, together.


    Who are you dating, Dale Winton? :D


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  • #52
    Siogfinsceal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,915 ✭✭✭Siogfinsceal


    roses are red,
    violets are blue
    ive got tourettes
    f@@* c**t &***%!


  • #53
    Megatron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,035 ✭✭✭Megatron


    Siogfinsceal wrote:
    roses are red,
    violets are blue
    ive got tourettes
    f@@* c**t &***%!

    well that got a good laugh from me :D


  • #54
    Lola123
    Closed Accounts Posts: 582 ✭✭✭Lola123


    Siogfinsceal wrote:
    roses are red,
    violets are blue
    ive got tourettes
    f@@* c**t &***%!

    Thets the funniest so far. lmao!:D


  • #55
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Siogfinsceal wrote:
    roses are red,
    violets are blue
    ive got tourettes
    f@@* c**t &***%!


    best of the thread ;)


  • #56
    TramoreTom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13 ✭TramoreTom


    I have always admired
    your beauty and grace,
    your sparking eyes and
    your sweet smiling face.

    But the reason my feelings
    are so hard to curb?..

    ... Is your boobs are fantastic-
    your bum is superb!!


  • #57
    TramoreTom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13 ✭TramoreTom


    Roses are red
    these poems are corny
    so get here and F**K me
    cause me so horny

    we can do all your faves
    including 69 ;)
    and you dont pay five dollar
    cause me love you long time!


  • #58
    TramoreTom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13 ✭TramoreTom


    Roses are red
    and so is this font
    oh wait now its blue
    you big stupid C**T


  • #59
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    TramoreTom wrote:
    Roses are red
    these poems are corny
    so get here and F**K me
    cause me so horny

    we can do all your faves
    including 69 ;)
    and you dont pay five dollar
    cause me love you long time!


    :D

    Did you make that up yourself?


  • #60
    TramoreTom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13 ✭TramoreTom


    IvaBigWun wrote:
    :D

    Did you make that up yourself?

    yup i did make it up myself

    didnt make the first one up though about the boobs are fantastic and bum is superb thats the one my g/f is getting :)


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  • #61
    IvaBigWun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,368 ✭✭✭IvaBigWun


    Short and sweet


    I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don't take that paper bag off of your face


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