Drive By Egging

[Jackass] · 28-01-2006 11:57PM

Litcagral wrote:

No doubt they will scramble some hard boiled detectives to poach these evil yokes. I'm sure these small fry will crack under questioning.

I laughed my ass off at that

Just because it is so crap it's good!!

Nidge · 29-01-2006 12:07AM

whiskeyman wrote:

where about did it happen?
I heard about a "drive-by egging" on Kielys in Donnybrook once after a rugger match... pelting all the fans outside have a smoke.

Am I the only one who has sympathy for all the other victims who've posted except for the ones involved in this post?

Misticles · 29-01-2006 01:30AM

that happened to me before, i was all dressed up for a night out on the tiles. i turned around for a split second, all of a sudden i was coveed in yolk.. thankfully just my jacket which means i didnt have to change my pretty clothes

nlgbbbblth · 29-01-2006 01:40AM

casanova_kid wrote:

Yeaterday, whilst waiting for the last bus home, a car drove by any suddenly an egg came flying at me and smashed all over my jacket. You cannot chase a car down and beat the **** out of the perpetrators so I was left there feeling pissed off and filthy. Has anybody else had recent experiences such as this?

A few years ago I was walking down Appian Way in the rain when a car drove full force into a puddle about 20 yards ahead of me which drenched a guy walking along in a suit.

He ran after the car and caught up with it at the traffic lights. He then proceeded to drag the driver out and start punching him repeatedly. After about two minutes he let him go and continued on his way.

From my vantage point I saw the car swerve into the puddle so it was deliberate on the driver's part.

Good enough for him.
Drivers who deliberately splash pedestrians deserve to meet those mysterious walls in the early hours of the morning that end their lives.

Lex_Diamonds · 29-01-2006 03:17AM

Happened to me twice. Once in Milltown, egg hit me but bounced off. Second time was around Ballsbridge, was drunk and didnt realise I was under fire, all three missed me and the car sped off. I wish I had a portable spike-strip.

Endurance Man · 29-01-2006 03:21AM

Im not proud of this

, but back in sa we would drive around with a baseball bat and take out people's post boxes

.

billy the squid · 29-01-2006 04:47AM

nlgbbbblth wrote:

A few years ago I was walking down Appian Way in the rain when a car drove full force into a puddle about 20 yards ahead of me which drenched a guy walking along in a suit.

This is actually illegal, Driving without due care and attention. you can sue if this happens to you.

Endurance Man · 29-01-2006 05:08AM

billy the squid wrote:

This is actually illegal, Driving without due care and attention. you can sue if this happens to you.

Ye, lets turn ireland into the next america :v:

tba · 29-01-2006 05:09AM

it could be lethal what with avian flu and all...

Jumpy · 30-01-2006 03:00PM

Endurance Man wrote:

Im not proud of this , but back in sa we would drive around with a baseball bat and take out people's post boxes .

Did you do it while the driver was shouting "YEEEEEEHAW" and there was another fellow in the truck bed playing a banjo?

jebuz · 30-01-2006 03:34PM

Ruaidhri wrote:

Ah lighten up!
I beep and wave at random strangers all the time. makes for some light-hearted fun!

agreed! thats great bloody craic! and sure they love it too

Sleipnir · 30-01-2006 03:42PM

Shock_treatment wrote:

A friend of mine told me a few months back that while driving she waved at the odd stranger on the street to confuse them. I seriously had to question her sanity after that.

I do that sometimes. If I bored I might give someone a beep and then a frantic wave as I flash past.

Their faces go from self-absorbed, to smily, to confused in about 0.3 seconds.
Their wave very quickly loses velocity as they realise they have no idea who you are.

toffeapple · 30-01-2006 03:45PM

Rather than carring a tray of eggs...carry a bottle of vodka in a brown bag(dress like a tramp if this helps) and this can be used as a molotov cocktail should this situation arise again....you can be garunteed someone on fire will think twice about throwing eggs.....either that or buy a car

ferdi · 30-01-2006 04:14PM

sportswear wrote:

throwin eggs is great craic

it certainly is, and anyone who has done it will confirm this.

fischerspooner · 30-01-2006 05:24PM

it sounds pretty funny what happened to be honest! Anyway this is kind of sick, but about 15 years ago on a train back from Newry to Heuston or Connolly, my brother's mate shat into some toilet roll in his hand, and threw it out the window onto some poor unfortunate's face waiting at Harmonstown Dart station, as they whizzed by on the express train. He hit him BANG ON in the face, at a high speed. I think we were about 14 at the time. I can't stop laughing when I think back of it now, but imagine the horror that poor git went through!!

Drive By Egging

Comments