Worst drunken moment?!?!

Irishpimpdude · 28-01-2006 12:21PM #1

Well i made this topic cause last night i drank to much and fell around the place,and lost my phone and 100euro :mad: anything happen to you lately when you drank to much???

TerrorFirmer · 28-01-2006 12:23PM

I drank so much one night I actually don't remember anything from 7pm onwards......yet I was apparently out till about 1am. I woke up in a strange bed too....

Thankfully, I'll never lost anything while locked....well....apart from a tooth after being headbutted :mad:

Irishpimpdude · 28-01-2006 12:31PM

i dont remember anything from last night,woke up with all my clothes on (including shoes!!!)

JohnCleary · 28-01-2006 12:48PM

I got hammered one night, all I lost was my virginity though

theCzar · 28-01-2006 01:04PM

JohnCleary wrote:

I got hammered one night, all I lost was my virginity though

actually I found a virginity the other night, it was in the trees down the road from my house, what did your look like?

Sparky · 28-01-2006 05:21PM

i think last time i got really pissed, i made a total idiot out of my self, i only found out after been told as there was a void in my time.

dundalk cailin · 28-01-2006 05:33PM

Same here, ended up kissing my friend's brother (which should NOT have happened) then he had to carry me home at like 1am, he got us a taxi, and i ordered to be let out of the taxi cos i couldnt 'sit in a moving car' i wanted to walk home (10km) he got us another taxi and after another stop eventually got me into my house.

esp since i was leaving for france the next day!!

There's been a few times where i dont member getting home, or the dreaded flashbacks

mickymg2003 · 28-01-2006 06:16PM

Once while hammered at a house party i decided it would be a good idea to take a walk over a few fields. I fell off a 9ft wall onto rocks and proceded to impail myself on several barbed wire fences along the journey. the next morning i woke up in a tent.....Rough nite

Binomate · 28-01-2006 06:19PM

The worst I've been was when I downed a litre of vodka. Pretty stupid thing to do. I sat on the toilet puking on to the floor. I don't drink that much any more and when I do I don't ever get to the stage where you know you've had too much to drink. I generally hate being around drunk people.

aido_2006 · 28-01-2006 06:21PM

went to meet mates in america who were there for the summer got absolutely twatted on plane on way over and then we drank lots of tequila and got arrested, and deported and made the local newspaper... was quite funny.. lasted a few hours in states ....

mickymg2003 · 28-01-2006 06:27PM

aido_2006 wrote:

went to meet mates in america who were there for the summer got absolutely twatted on plane on way over and then we drank lots of tequila and got arrested, and deported and made the local newspaper... was quite funny.. lasted a few hours in states ....

Sweet!!!Now thats what you call a holiday!!!

[Jackass] · 28-01-2006 07:09PM

aido_2006 wrote:

went to meet mates in america who were there for the summer got absolutely twatted on plane on way over and then we drank lots of tequila and got arrested, and deported and made the local newspaper... was quite funny.. lasted a few hours in states ....

That is legendary!!! I would frame that!!

What was the headline??

aido_2006 · 28-01-2006 07:15PM

have had a good laugh with mates with it over last few years... we got caught tryna escape from cells to coz they only had these plastic sheets over bars and u could lie down and slip ur hand under and open them lol.. they came in and 3 of us in 3 different cells tryna get out and then we had a game of twister when they where taking our photos hehe

aido_2006 · 28-01-2006 07:17PM

cant really remember what they wrote in paper 3 irish youths cause trouble or something or other... was only a small section... but still our few mins of fame!! :v:

hullaballoo · 28-01-2006 07:21PM

Well, I had a good story, but I think anything I could come up with would be eclipsed by being deported from the US. Siht it anyway.

aido_2006 · 28-01-2006 07:24PM

sure u might as well start... the more the merrier

Setun · 28-01-2006 07:31PM

Just general ramblings, trying to clean beer spillages with sponge cake etc. Haven'y had anything too bad happen. I couldn't top Aido's misadventures

28-01-2006 07:35PM

Um, I've never done anything remotely that stupid while drunk. I don't get people who do

aido_2006 · 28-01-2006 07:39PM

not even after hours and hours on the tear?? was probably the heat that drove us so wild.. that was back in my youth anyways im a good boy now!!:D

AngryBadger · 28-01-2006 07:48PM

I once got drunk, and a postgrad co-hort was also drunk and sitting on my lap, so i thought "heeeeeeeyyyyyy", basically she spent the night wailing on me, and then when I knocked her out of a chair I got into a shouting match with every male postgraduate at the party because they thought I was roughing her up...or something. Apparently I said some seriously horrible ****e....just one of many incidents, like the time I ripped a security door off its hinges

Wertz · 28-01-2006 08:04PM

dundalk cailin wrote:

i ordered to be let out of the taxi cos i couldnt 'sit in a moving car'

Jesus I hate that, especially with the threat of a soiling charge hanging over you.

I ahve waaaay too many worst times...I 'spose the absolute worst is when myself and a buddy decided it'd be a great idea to mix prescription antidepressants (not mine) and assorted litre bottles of duty free spirits.
I blacked out and next thing I knew was being waken by my mother the next afternoon....turns out I'd been delivered home by a neighbour who found me lying in the street unconscious....an ambulance was called and I was taken to A&E where a doctor proceeded to feed me charcoal and pump my stomach....supposedly during all this I was pretty lucid and was telling them to f*ck right off etc....I also managed to tell them that it was my buddy who'd provided the tablets

...he got the sh*t knocked out of him by his dad for that and I still get slagged for it. Incidentally the buddy thought it'd be a great idea to "borrow" the keys of his g/f's bro's car to go to the 24hr shop for smokes....he put it into a hedge after nearly running over the top of yours truly who was trying to get some sleep on an adjacent kerb (I kid you not).

Needless to say I didn't drink for a fair wile after that, and never made the mistake of mixing spirits and scrips ever again.

xzanti · 29-01-2006 11:30AM

Binomate wrote:

The worst I've been was when I downed a litre of vodka. Pretty stupid thing to do. I sat on the toilet puking on to the floor.

Yup.. That was my worst one too.. Thought Id *impress* everyone by guzzling vodka straight from the bottle in a house with a friend and our boyfriends when we were about 16... The last thing I remember feeling like my throat was on fire.. The next thing I remember was my father carrying my up the stairs with my mother screaming blue murder behind him

Uuuuuurgh

me and the biz · 29-01-2006 11:44AM

When I was a youngin getting picked up by the Guards, two of us were released but my mate was kept in a cell for a few hours to sober up... a scary weekend wondering if my auld pair would find out.

hmm embarassing, getting completely plastered before going to a work do, waking up the next morning not remembering a thing(not something that happens often). But everyone else had no problem telling me what I got up to. One of them insisting everyone refer to me from now on as "Stabby Stabby Mark"

took me a while to live that night down.

Femelade · 29-01-2006 11:56AM

ok i remember sitting on a window sill pissed drunk and falling forward but not remembering to move my legs so i just toppled over and landed on my head.

when i was in college i used to tell people i was on the run cos i was big on the drug scene in cork and i was wanted. i used to go home to my college house and get a big butcher type knife and bring it back up to the 24 hr shop and threaten people, i got a guy to give me his bike so i could cycle it home and he had to run alongside me all the way.
i made another guy walk 2 ft ahead of me holding a bunch of flowers all the way home while i heald the knife against his back.
I got rid of a few unwanted guests in our house after the club wit a knife and alot of psycho screaming.
These are all people i met on a daily bases in college after that. and because our college was fairly small at the time everyone knew about it.

hopefully they have learned to forgive me......

Setun · 29-01-2006 01:07PM

Femmy wrote:

i made another guy walk 2 ft ahead of me holding a bunch of flowers all the way home while i heald the knife against his back.
hopefully they have learned to forgive me......

THAT WAS YOU!!

Those flowers were for my mother...

starn · 29-01-2006 01:34PM

Quite possibly sitting in a church drinking cans while i waited for a early house to open. Thankfully it's all behind me now. Iam not very proud of it

Dooom · 29-01-2006 02:17PM

At a mates house, had had a bit (ha!) too much to drink. So being my natural drunken self, I managed to convince myself and everyone nearby that I could take the whole armed forces of Finland. I then proceeded to march outside shouting "Death to Moz" (unfortunately there was a video camera present), threw my shoes over the hedge and kept walking out onto the road.
I then managed to walk straight into the path of a (very slow moving) Garda car that was turning into the driveway to tell us to quieten down, fell over, and knocked myself out.
Turns out the shoes I'd thrown over the hedge, hit the car. Aswell as that, the passenger side window was open, and one shoe went in there and hit the cop in the passenger seat in the face.

Yeah, that night really didn't end too well.

dundalk cailin · 29-01-2006 02:49PM

Wertz wrote:

Jesus I hate that, especially with the threat of a soiling charge hanging over you.
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it is terrible isnt it

now yours gave me a laugh

deisemum · 29-01-2006 08:37PM

My most embarrassing drunken cannot remember night was at my father in laws 60th birthday party. I put it all down to the stress of going out with them (horrible people). I'd only drink 1 - 3 glasses of wine with a meal as I'm no longer much of a drinker. However I easily floored a bottle of wine with the birthday meal.

Afterwards we all went to a hotel bar. I thought I'd only have 1 drink there. Once I started on the vodka there was no stopping me. I've been told that I easily drank 10 vodkas maybe more. Fortunately all the inlaws left early except the nicer SIL and her boyfriend. I became very smutty and suggestive with my hubby.

The last I remember is staggering to the toilet. My next recollection is waking up on my bed smelling of puke. I have no memory of what happened. SIL and hubby had never seen me so drunk. Apparently I passed out on the toilet and hubby and SIL had to get my clothing in order and get me home. I'm told I keeled over while waiting for a taxi, that I puked when I got home (It was the only time I've ever been sick from drinking, not even in my younger days when I could floor drink quite easily). My head was spinning most of the next day. I found it hard to sit up but had to visit the inlaws for lunch. I was in the horrors and had the shakes. Never again :eek:

senordingdong · 29-01-2006 10:51PM

Waking up naked in my driveway.
With a pillow.

PlayGirl · 29-01-2006 11:08PM

Femmy wrote:

ok i remember sitting on a window sill pissed drunk and falling forward but not remembering to move my legs so i just toppled over and landed on my head.

no offence but that sounds soo funny!! i might have paid to see that! rofl!.

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