Funny knicknames..

condra · 20-01-2006 09:36AM #1

What are the funniest knicknames youve ever heard people being called?

Here are some of the more interesting knicknames Ive heard people called, mostly from secondary school...

Small head
Peanut head
Man Child [my personal favourite]
Burger Lips
Number 1 [for being tall and skinny]
Barrell
Rasher Ears

holly_johnson · 20-01-2006 09:38AM

My brother got stuck with the moniker of Monk, after a rather disatrous haircut when in secondary....

Loomis · 20-01-2006 09:58AM

Rasher
Mammy
Daddy
Bosco
Trolly-bus
The Poppa

xzanti · 20-01-2006 10:00AM

womoma wrote:

What are the funniest knicknames youve ever heard people being called?

Here are some of the more interesting knicknames Ive heard people called, mostly from secondary school...

Small head
Peanut head
Man Child [my personal favourite]
Burger Lips
Number 1 [for being tall and skinny]
Barrell
Rasher Ears

Yeah I get called "Pinhead" by a certain person I know :rolleyes: :v:

Oriel · 20-01-2006 10:01AM

womoma wrote:

knicknames

Learn to spell, tbh.

connundrum · 20-01-2006 10:35AM

sinecurea wrote:

Learn to spell, tbh.

It was a tough one to call in fairness.. nickers/knickers?! I was called Johannesburg in secondary school - surrounded by real clever guys I was :rolleyes:

condra · 20-01-2006 10:55AM

Learn to spell, tbh.

learn to get a life, small head.

petes · 20-01-2006 11:02AM

For a short time in secondary school I was called POOTER. It's one of those things that are used to put drops of stuff on things(very descriptive I know).

joejoem · 20-01-2006 11:06AM

sinecurea wrote:

Learn to spell, tbh.

Kids can be so cruel. Would people just say "Hey learn to spell coma tbh"

joejoem · 20-01-2006 11:07AM

Funniest one I've heard was pube head. Poor guy, an unfortunate hair design

Canis Lupus · 20-01-2006 11:09AM

joejoem wrote:

Kids can be so cruel. Would people just say "Hey learn to spell coma tbh"

Comma isn't it?

Andy-Pandy · 20-01-2006 11:18AM

Mine is 'Flash'.

joejoem · 20-01-2006 11:19AM

Canis Lupus wrote:

Comma isn't it?

touchy, I mean touché or whatever

joejoem · 20-01-2006 11:20AM

Andy-Pandy wrote:

Mine is 'Flash'.

Either by a bitter girlfriend or by the Gardaí

pontovic · 20-01-2006 11:21AM

there was someone around my area called 'Nice guy Eddie'. The poor girl, I think she had a bit of a tash .

petes · 20-01-2006 11:21AM

joejoem wrote:

touchy, I mean touché or whatever

No you meant touchy!!

connundrum · 20-01-2006 11:24AM

joejoem wrote:

touché

One of the best words ever invented. What ever happened to your new nick you were supposed to be gettin?

Femelade · 20-01-2006 11:24AM

my nickname is pup, has been for years. my brother was called shovel. cos my dad has a digger, my older bother has a mini digger so naturaly they called my younger bother shovel. now my brother operates a crane instead, so my other brothers name is now steps.

xzanti · 20-01-2006 11:25AM

connundrum wrote:

One of the best words ever invented. What ever happened to your new nickthat you were supposed to be gettin?

Yeah and after all our good suggestions..

Some people...

petes · 20-01-2006 11:26AM

Femmy wrote:

my nickname is pup, has been for years. my brother was called shovel. cos my dad has a digger, my older bother has a mini digger so naturaly they called my younger bother shovel. now my brother operates a crane instead, so my other brothers name is now steps.

Original then!!

condra · 20-01-2006 11:26AM

i used to be called "mister quick"

i wont go into the details

petes · 20-01-2006 11:28AM

womoma wrote:

i used to be called "mister quick"

i wont go into the details

I think you don't have to!

connundrum · 20-01-2006 11:29AM

xzanti wrote:

Yeah and after all our good suggestions..

Some people...

Young lads these days.. no restecp

joejoem · 20-01-2006 11:30AM

connundrum wrote:

One of the best words ever invented. What ever happened to your new nick you were supposed to be gettin?

xzanti wrote:

Yeah and after all our good suggestions..

Some people...

It was just a desperate cry for attention. No I just havent had a chance to decide, although I'm doing sweet FA at the moment..... Ok, will make a start, people better recognise me after my accension

Demetrius · 20-01-2006 11:31AM

Some of the ones Ive heard mainly in secondary school
Bushbaby
Bosco
Smiley-(everyone knows a smiley)
The Dollyman
Blubber-butt
Titanic-arse
Yorky
Spud-(everyone knows a spud)

connundrum · 20-01-2006 11:32AM

joejoem wrote:

It was just a desperate cry for attention. No I just havent had a chance to decide, although I'm doing sweet FA at the moment..... Ok, will make a start, people better recognise me after my accension

I know it was probably suggested but The artist formerly known as JoeJoem would be new, whilst still having a ring of the old. But thats an aside..

joejoem · 20-01-2006 11:37AM

connundrum wrote:

I know it was probably suggested but The artist formerly known as JoeJoem would be new, whilst still having a ring of the old. But thats an aside..

A bit too long, but a goody none the less. Maybe theartistknownsjoe 18 Charicters yous see

petes · 20-01-2006 11:40AM

I was a spud. It was to do with my surname.

Demetrius wrote:

Some of the ones Ive heard mainly in secondary school
Bushbaby
Bosco
Smiley-(everyone knows a smiley)
The Dollyman
Blubber-butt
Titanic-arse
Yorky
Spud-(everyone knows a spud)

connundrum · 20-01-2006 11:42AM

joejoem wrote:

A bit too long, but a goody none the less. Maybe theartistknownsjoe 18 Charicters yous see

TAFKAJJM.. sorted :cool: Damn I should charge for this shizizzle. Or maybe if you wanna be really cool and origional you could stick a 69 on the end of it - I hear thats all the rage in France nowadays :v:

Clinical Waste · 20-01-2006 11:46AM

-Wing-nut

-Feral

-Frankie (when flat tops were in)

-Tap-Man
(friend of mine who was found with his dick in a bad place when he was small)

Demetrius · 20-01-2006 11:47AM

petes wrote:

I was a spud. It was to do with my surname.

You must have a very unusual surname or else I lack imagination.

Funny knicknames..

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