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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #4292
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Tickets! Tickets! Get your Tickets!

    S & M Classic with Chad blindfolded - the horse refused at the last fence!

    Scandal guaranteed as Moju bribes in his very special way!

    Get your Tickets here!

    /rubs fingerless gloved hands together gleefully


  • #4293
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    The mighty BEAT has returned!

    /me roars :D


  • #4294
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    It is BEAT, hear her roar!


  • #4295
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    rarrr


  • #4296
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Do any cuckoos want to buy a minidisc player/recorder?


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  • #4297
    Kernel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,388 ✭✭✭Kernel


    ronoc wrote:
    Do any cuckoos want to buy a minidisc player/recorder?
    Not from you.:rolleyes:
    You have some nerve ronoc.


  • #4298
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Kernel wrote:
    Not from you.:rolleyes:
    You have some nerve ronoc.

    I'm also selling a pocket full of dreams


  • #4299
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Shut up, the lot of you.

    Except for Chad. I like the sound of his voice.


  • #4300
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    ronoc wrote:
    I'm also selling a pocket full of dreams

    only a pocket full?

    *pffft I have a bag full of 'em here...
    any takers?












    *some of them may not be suitable for children...


  • #4301
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me searches through BEAT's bag o' dreams

    Hey, that's me! And hey, there's BEAT and Shabadu! Wait, why has she got a short purple wobbly stick? What's she doi- JESUS CHRIST!


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  • #4302
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    *sigh*

    a girl can dream cant she.....:)


  • #4303
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    But... But... I don't like being buggered while tied to a chainlink fence in winter in nothing but my socks...


  • #4304
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    hmmm I thought I threw that one out...it served its uhhh purpose. . .


  • #4305
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    To mentally scar me?


  • #4306
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,620 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    BEAT wrote:
    only a pocket full?

    *pffft I have a bag full of 'em here...
    any takers?

    Woops I meant a sack full.

    And by sack full I meant two.

    And by full I mean connected to my body.


  • #4307
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    I was on a 6 wheeled double decker bus today

    was amazing


  • #4308
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Wow. Why did it need so many wheels?


  • #4309
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    the wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round. . .


  • #4310
    **Timbuk2**
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,396 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    ... all day long...


  • #4311
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    big bus Sarky

    even bigger than YORE MA


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  • #4312
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I don't know, my ma is pretty damn big. Especially in Latvia...


  • #4313
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 9,005 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    everyday i love you less and less!


  • #4314
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    So... You're saying you don't fancy a quickie with a carrot-and-razorwire, then?


  • #4315
    Matthewthebig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    well can i have some?

    then we can dance the night away


  • #4316
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    needs more cowbell :v:


  • #4317
    tSubh Dearg
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    I have a cold. Barkeep, bring me a hot whiskey so that I can feel better and get drunk!


  • #4318
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    /me does hot latin dance with hot whiskey in hand...
    mmmm hot whiskey, my fave :)


  • #4319
    sanncoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Turquoise Dream......or sorry Beat? Any more hot whiskeys available?


  • #4320
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    Ive got hot whiskey coming out of the wazoo!!


    it tastes better that way...


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  • #4321
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    My god. I don't think I'll ever be able to drink whiskey again.


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