Strange sex

lovell · 2005-12-20 20:42:47

This couple have just met in a bar, really hit it off and gone back to her place to have wild, passionate sex. After they have finished he lies back with a smug look on his face and says,"I guess that was just about the best sex you have ever had," he says. "What makes you say that?" asks the woman. "Well, every time we…

20-12-2005 09:42PM

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This couple have just met in a bar, really hit it off and gone back to her place to have wild, passionate sex. After they have finished he lies back with a smug look on his face and says,"I guess that was just about the best sex you have ever had," he says. "What makes you say that?" asks the woman.

"Well, every time we did it, I couldn't help notice how it made your toes curl," he explains.

"Oh," says the woman, "that was just because most men wait to take off my tights first."

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#2 20-12-2005 10:43PM

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Booo!

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#3 22-12-2005 01:07AM

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erm ok

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#4 22-12-2005 02:20AM

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hehe i liked it

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#5 22-12-2005 03:07AM

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****ing brillant

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#6 22-12-2005 03:11AM

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Hmm.. not great

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#7 22-12-2005 04:02PM

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Gwahahahaaa!

*ahem* twas quite good.

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