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Strange sex

  • 20-12-2005 09:42PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 157 ✭✭


    This couple have just met in a bar, really hit it off and gone back to her place to have wild, passionate sex. After they have finished he lies back with a smug look on his face and says,"I guess that was just about the best sex you have ever had," he says. "What makes you say that?" asks the woman.

    "Well, every time we did it, I couldn't help notice how it made your toes curl," he explains.

    "Oh," says the woman, "that was just because most men wait to take off my tights first."


Comments

  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,252 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Booo!

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 180 ✭✭xXxnaoisexXx


    erm:confused: ok


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    hehe i liked it


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    ****ing brillant


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,639 ✭✭✭Laguna


    Hmm.. not great


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    Gwahahahaaa!

    *ahem* twas quite good.


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