Monday blues...

solicitous · 19-12-2005 11:13AM #1

Okay, I've nothing to give out about, but you lot can rant on.
On a lighter note,

How does the morning find you JoeJoe?

Nuttzz · 19-12-2005 11:15AM

christmas week, I'm loving it...

Tusky · 19-12-2005 11:15AM

:v:

joejoem · 19-12-2005 11:17AM

I dont know, I go to sleep at night and the bastard allways seems to find me when I wake up no matter where I sleep.

On a happier note, I finish work in 2 hours, half day in all in anyways.

On topic, Mondays suck. I wish we could skip straight to Thursday and it was allways summer. In otherwords, I would like to retire and move to Florida.

solicitous · 19-12-2005 11:19AM

Nuttzz wrote:

christmas week, I'm loving it...

I love Christmas time. Everyone is in good form, I should have given the thread a more festive name

LegacyUser · 19-12-2005 11:20AM

Its nearly Christmas! I am in great form!

19-12-2005 11:21AM

im so bored at the moment.ive been finished from college for three weeks and im off for another three.wish i was back in college.

xzanti · 19-12-2005 11:21AM

Im hung over and it took every ounce of strength I had to drag myself out of my bed.. I walked to work in a pair of boots that used to be comfortable but are now not, so I have 2 rather painfull blisters on the soals of my heals which is great... I have a pile of work in front of me which I have no interest in even looking at... and an even bigger pile of house work at home which has to be done tonight as I have the whole family coming over for mince pies and mulled wine tomorrow night...

But I only have today and tomorrow left in work and them Im off for 2 glorious weeks

So its all good...

joejoem · 19-12-2005 11:22AM

xzanti wrote:

Im hung over and it took every ounce of strength I had to drag myself out of my bed.. I walked to work in a pair of boots that used to be comfortable but are now not, so I have 2 rather painfull blisters on the soals of my heals which is great... I have a pile of work in front of me which I have no interest in even looking at... and an even bigger pile of house work at home which has to be done tonight as I have the whole family coming over for mince pies and mulled wine tomorrow night...

But I only have today and tomorrow left in work and them Im off for 2 glorious weeks

So its all good...

Can i come?

solicitous · 19-12-2005 11:22AM

joejoem wrote:

In otherwords, I would like to retire and move to Florida.

I like that idea. Can I come too?

xzanti · 19-12-2005 11:23AM

joejoem wrote:

Can i come?

For mince pies?? Sure why not, you're all invited

joejoem · 19-12-2005 11:24AM

solicitous wrote:

I like that idea. Can I come too?

Sure! Lie on the beach all day in the sun, go on the piss at night, eat pancakes with all the oldies. That'll be the life. I'll get one of those rocking chairs for the front porch, and you can bake pies.....

solicitous · 19-12-2005 11:24AM

xzanti wrote:

so I have 2 rather painfull blisters on the soals of my heals which is great...

sounds like a damn good excuse to go shoe shopping at lunch hour

joejoem · 19-12-2005 11:25AM

xzanti wrote:

For mince pies?? Sure why not, you're all invited

Ooooh I'll take the wine but if I get within 100 feet of mince pies my stomach starts to cry and sing Linda Martin songs. Its not pretty

solicitous · 19-12-2005 11:26AM

joejoem wrote:

and you can bake pies.....

so long as you dont eat 'em all. Cant have my man gettin out of shape now can I?

Yes.. i can see it now.. just an apron.

xzanti · 19-12-2005 11:27AM

joejoem wrote:

Ooooh I'll take the wine but if I get within 100 feet of mince pies my stomach starts to cry and sing Linda Martin songs. Its not pretty

Are you allergic or just dont like them?? I personally cant stand them, or christmas cake or pudding.. That mixed fruit stuff is rank

solicitous · 19-12-2005 11:29AM

joejoem wrote:

but if I get within 100 feet of mince pies my stomach starts to cry and sing Linda Martin songs. Its not pretty

Your stomach? dont you mean your arse?

joejoem · 19-12-2005 11:30AM

xzanti wrote:

Are you allergic or just dont like them?? I personally cant stand them, or christmas cake or pudding.. That mixed fruit stuff is rank

They taste skank but even a little bit would give me indigestion for a week. I'm not an owl fella, ive been getting bad indigestion since I was a baby.

solicitous wrote:

so long as you dont eat 'em all. Cant have my man gettin out of shape now can I? Yes.. i can see it now.. just an apron.

:eek: a bit like your sig so, I couldnt complain to that

solicitous wrote:

Your stomach? dont you mean your arse?

No, I fart roses if I do at all

Pighead · 19-12-2005 11:33AM

Pigheads Monday was grand until he started reading the nauseating flirting going on in this thread. Joejoem and solicitous, take it to PM. Happy Christmas and no hard feelings.

petes · 19-12-2005 11:34AM

Mondays are worse with a hangover. I wish I could remember what time I went home last night.

solicitous · 19-12-2005 11:35AM

Pighead wrote:

Joejoem and solicitous, take it to PM..

aww pighead... nearly Christmas, dont be so miserable.

solicitous · 19-12-2005 11:37AM

petes wrote:

I wish I could remember what time I went home last night.

If you did find out, I doubt it would make the hangover any better.
Get coffee, you will be fine.

joejoem · 19-12-2005 11:38AM

Pighead wrote:

Pigheads Monday was grand until he started reading the nauseating flirting going on in this thread. Joejoem and solicitous, take it to PM. Happy Christmas and no hard feelings.

Ahhh pighead, its allways hard on a monday when you dont feel loved. I'm here for you brother. Give me your address and I'll send you a pair of my boxers to pine over.

Pighead · 19-12-2005 11:38AM

petes wrote:

Mondays are worse with a hangover. I wish I could remember what time I went home last night.

Great night alright petes, dropped you home at about 2.45, you were singing that new x-factor Christmas single at the top of your voice and telling everyone who would listen that shayne is really dreamy.

Pighead · 19-12-2005 11:40AM

solicitous wrote:

aww pighead... I'll send you something nice

Pighead doesn't do sloppy seconds.

19-12-2005 11:40AM

Nuttzz wrote:

christmas week, I'm loving it...

i know last monday in work for three weeks
heaven:D

solicitous · 19-12-2005 11:40AM

joejoem wrote:

Give me your address and I'll send you a pair of my boxers to pine over.

joejoem · 19-12-2005 11:41AM

solicitous wrote:

Get coffee, you will be fine.

Cofee + hangover = puke

Best thing for a hangover is chop up fruit into a bowl and add some linseed and about half a big tub of natural jogurt. Mix add a bit of honey, maybe some nuts, and eat. Fruit puts all the vitamins and minerals back in your blood, linseed helps the kebab move from your stomach. Drink a pint of water slowly with this and you will feel much much better.

xzanti · 19-12-2005 11:42AM

solicitous wrote:

sounds like a damn good excuse to go shoe shopping at lunch hour

See I brought my working shoes in a bag thinking I was great in my "comfy" boots hot footing it up the canal (10 minutes late) in fact I would have been better off just wearing my work shoes in first place... :rolleyes:

solicitous · 19-12-2005 11:42AM

Pighead wrote:

Pighead doesn't do sloppy seconds.

With that attitude, I doubt you get any firsts :rolleyes:

petes · 19-12-2005 11:43AM

Pighead wrote:

Great night alright petes, dropped you home at about 2.45, you were singing that new x-factor Christmas single at the top of your voice and telling everyone who would listen that shayne is really dreamy.

I would nearly believe that only I have'nt seen one episode of x-factor.

Monday blues...

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