Monday blues...

solicitous · 19-12-2005 10:13am #1

Okay, I've nothing to give out about, but you lot can rant on.
On a lighter note,

How does the morning find you JoeJoe?

Nuttzz · 19-12-2005 10:15am

christmas week, I'm loving it...

Tusky · 19-12-2005 10:15am

:v:

joejoem · 19-12-2005 10:17am

I dont know, I go to sleep at night and the bastard allways seems to find me when I wake up no matter where I sleep.

On a happier note, I finish work in 2 hours, half day in all in anyways.

On topic, Mondays suck. I wish we could skip straight to Thursday and it was allways summer. In otherwords, I would like to retire and move to Florida.

solicitous · 19-12-2005 10:19am

Nuttzz wrote:

christmas week, I'm loving it...

I love Christmas time. Everyone is in good form, I should have given the thread a more festive name

LegacyUser · 19-12-2005 10:20am

Its nearly Christmas! I am in great form!

19-12-2005 10:21am

im so bored at the moment.ive been finished from college for three weeks and im off for another three.wish i was back in college.

xzanti · 19-12-2005 10:21am

Im hung over and it took every ounce of strength I had to drag myself out of my bed.. I walked to work in a pair of boots that used to be comfortable but are now not, so I have 2 rather painfull blisters on the soals of my heals which is great... I have a pile of work in front of me which I have no interest in even looking at... and an even bigger pile of house work at home which has to be done tonight as I have the whole family coming over for mince pies and mulled wine tomorrow night...

But I only have today and tomorrow left in work and them Im off for 2 glorious weeks

So its all good...

joejoem · 19-12-2005 10:22am

xzanti wrote:

Im hung over and it took every ounce of strength I had to drag myself out of my bed.. I walked to work in a pair of boots that used to be comfortable but are now not, so I have 2 rather painfull blisters on the soals of my heals which is great... I have a pile of work in front of me which I have no interest in even looking at... and an even bigger pile of house work at home which has to be done tonight as I have the whole family coming over for mince pies and mulled wine tomorrow night...

But I only have today and tomorrow left in work and them Im off for 2 glorious weeks

So its all good...

Can i come?

solicitous · 19-12-2005 10:22am

joejoem wrote:

In otherwords, I would like to retire and move to Florida.

I like that idea. Can I come too?

xzanti · 19-12-2005 10:23am

joejoem wrote:

Can i come?

For mince pies?? Sure why not, you're all invited

joejoem · 19-12-2005 10:24am

solicitous wrote:

I like that idea. Can I come too?

Sure! Lie on the beach all day in the sun, go on the piss at night, eat pancakes with all the oldies. That'll be the life. I'll get one of those rocking chairs for the front porch, and you can bake pies.....

solicitous · 19-12-2005 10:24am

xzanti wrote:

so I have 2 rather painfull blisters on the soals of my heals which is great...

sounds like a damn good excuse to go shoe shopping at lunch hour

joejoem · 19-12-2005 10:25am

xzanti wrote:

For mince pies?? Sure why not, you're all invited

Ooooh I'll take the wine but if I get within 100 feet of mince pies my stomach starts to cry and sing Linda Martin songs. Its not pretty

solicitous · 19-12-2005 10:26am

joejoem wrote:

and you can bake pies.....

so long as you dont eat 'em all. Cant have my man gettin out of shape now can I?

Yes.. i can see it now.. just an apron.

xzanti · 19-12-2005 10:27am

joejoem wrote:

Ooooh I'll take the wine but if I get within 100 feet of mince pies my stomach starts to cry and sing Linda Martin songs. Its not pretty

Are you allergic or just dont like them?? I personally cant stand them, or christmas cake or pudding.. That mixed fruit stuff is rank

solicitous · 19-12-2005 10:29am

joejoem wrote:

but if I get within 100 feet of mince pies my stomach starts to cry and sing Linda Martin songs. Its not pretty

Your stomach? dont you mean your arse?

joejoem · 19-12-2005 10:30am

xzanti wrote:

Are you allergic or just dont like them?? I personally cant stand them, or christmas cake or pudding.. That mixed fruit stuff is rank

They taste skank but even a little bit would give me indigestion for a week. I'm not an owl fella, ive been getting bad indigestion since I was a baby.

solicitous wrote:

so long as you dont eat 'em all. Cant have my man gettin out of shape now can I? Yes.. i can see it now.. just an apron.

:eek: a bit like your sig so, I couldnt complain to that

solicitous wrote:

Your stomach? dont you mean your arse?

No, I fart roses if I do at all

Pighead · 19-12-2005 10:33am

Pigheads Monday was grand until he started reading the nauseating flirting going on in this thread. Joejoem and solicitous, take it to PM. Happy Christmas and no hard feelings.

petes · 19-12-2005 10:34am

Mondays are worse with a hangover. I wish I could remember what time I went home last night.

solicitous · 19-12-2005 10:35am

Pighead wrote:

Joejoem and solicitous, take it to PM..

aww pighead... nearly Christmas, dont be so miserable.

solicitous · 19-12-2005 10:37am

petes wrote:

I wish I could remember what time I went home last night.

If you did find out, I doubt it would make the hangover any better.
Get coffee, you will be fine.

joejoem · 19-12-2005 10:38am

Pighead wrote:

Pigheads Monday was grand until he started reading the nauseating flirting going on in this thread. Joejoem and solicitous, take it to PM. Happy Christmas and no hard feelings.

Ahhh pighead, its allways hard on a monday when you dont feel loved. I'm here for you brother. Give me your address and I'll send you a pair of my boxers to pine over.

Pighead · 19-12-2005 10:38am

petes wrote:

Mondays are worse with a hangover. I wish I could remember what time I went home last night.

Great night alright petes, dropped you home at about 2.45, you were singing that new x-factor Christmas single at the top of your voice and telling everyone who would listen that shayne is really dreamy.

Pighead · 19-12-2005 10:40am

solicitous wrote:

aww pighead... I'll send you something nice

Pighead doesn't do sloppy seconds.

19-12-2005 10:40am

Nuttzz wrote:

christmas week, I'm loving it...

i know last monday in work for three weeks
heaven:D

solicitous · 19-12-2005 10:40am

joejoem wrote:

Give me your address and I'll send you a pair of my boxers to pine over.

joejoem · 19-12-2005 10:41am

solicitous wrote:

Get coffee, you will be fine.

Cofee + hangover = puke

Best thing for a hangover is chop up fruit into a bowl and add some linseed and about half a big tub of natural jogurt. Mix add a bit of honey, maybe some nuts, and eat. Fruit puts all the vitamins and minerals back in your blood, linseed helps the kebab move from your stomach. Drink a pint of water slowly with this and you will feel much much better.

xzanti · 19-12-2005 10:42am

solicitous wrote:

sounds like a damn good excuse to go shoe shopping at lunch hour

See I brought my working shoes in a bag thinking I was great in my "comfy" boots hot footing it up the canal (10 minutes late) in fact I would have been better off just wearing my work shoes in first place... :rolleyes:

solicitous · 19-12-2005 10:42am

Pighead wrote:

Pighead doesn't do sloppy seconds.

With that attitude, I doubt you get any firsts :rolleyes:

petes · 19-12-2005 10:43am

Pighead wrote:

Great night alright petes, dropped you home at about 2.45, you were singing that new x-factor Christmas single at the top of your voice and telling everyone who would listen that shayne is really dreamy.

I would nearly believe that only I have'nt seen one episode of x-factor.

petes · 19-12-2005 10:44am

joejoem wrote:

Cofee + hangover = puke

Best thing for a hangover is chop up fruit into a bowl and add some linseed and about half a big tub of natural jogurt. Mix add a bit of honey, maybe some nuts, and eat. Fruit puts all the vitamins and minerals back in your blood, linseed helps the kebab move from your stomach. Drink a pint of water slowly with this and you will feel much much better.

I don't think so. Reading that I feel like throwing up. Coffee sounds like the way to go. At least it will keep me awake.

solicitous · 19-12-2005 10:45am

xzanti wrote:

in fact I would have been better off just wearing my work shoes in first place... :rolleyes:

Its always the way. bit hungover myself, having a cornflakes in the freezer day :rolleyes:

Pighead · 19-12-2005 10:47am

solicitous wrote:

With that attitude, I doubt you get any firsts :rolleyes:

Don't speak to your father like that you little pup. Pigheads got a feeling his daughter is going to be one of the worst posters ever! The shame of it all.
Anyways Pigheads just radioed nesf and Giblet so flirt away while you can boys and girls because this thread shall be locked within the hour. Pighead tried to warn you.

joejoem · 19-12-2005 10:51am

Pighead wrote:

Pighead tried to warn you.

yeah keep up the good fight pighead

Pighead · 19-12-2005 10:55am

joejoem wrote:

yeah keep up the good fight pighead

Pighead: Giblet we've got a code red here in After Hours. Urgent attention needed. Wake nesf up to, we may need back up. joejoem and solicitous are flirting badly again.
Giblet: Thats a roger Pighead,Wake up nesf. After Hours needs us. To the boardsmobile

joejoem · 19-12-2005 10:55am

Pighead wrote:

Pighead: Giblet we've got a code red here in After Hours. Urgent attention needed. Wake nesf up to, we may need back up. joejoem and solicitous are flirting badly again.
Giblet: Thats a roger Pighead,Wake up nesf. After Hours needs us. To the boardsmobile

lol

solicitous · 19-12-2005 11:02am

Pighead wrote:

To the boardsmobile

couldnt resist a snigger there. makes up for your lack in festive spirit.

joejoem · 19-12-2005 11:11am

solicitous wrote:

couldnt resist a snigger there. makes up for your lack in festive spirit.

God damn it, everytime I read one of your posts I get lost in your sig photo for 5 minutes afterwards.

xzanti · 19-12-2005 11:15am

joejoem wrote:

God damn it, everytime I read one of your posts I get lost in your sig photo for 5 minutes afterwards.

I like her hair

joejoem · 19-12-2005 11:16am

xzanti wrote:

I like her hair

Yeah, I love her shoes

19-12-2005 11:21am

joe.are you in love with solicitoious or her sig?:D

joejoem · 19-12-2005 11:22am

Deleted User wrote:

joe.are you in love with solicitoious or her sig?:D

Joejoems heart is a black cavernous space which feels no emotion. his testicles are another matter entirely.............

petes · 19-12-2005 11:27am

joejoem wrote:

Joejoems heart is a black cavernous space which feels no emotion. his testicles are another matter entirely.............

What? So your testicles feel emotion?

joejoem · 19-12-2005 11:28am

petes wrote:

What? So your testicles feel emotion?

The left one. The right one can cure sore throats

xzanti · 19-12-2005 11:39am

joejoem wrote:

The left one. The right one can cure sore throats

Strepsils are good for that aswell..

:rolleyes:

joejoem · 19-12-2005 11:41am

xzanti wrote:

Strepsils are good for that aswell..

:rolleyes:

lol, just remember the add "suck em and see!"

hullaballoo · 19-12-2005 11:47am

Exam time; Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays... all the same to me. I've been coming into college every day for the past two weeks, including weekends.

So I woke up thinking it was tuesday today, even though I woke up thinking it was tuesday yesterday, and the day before.

Damn I hate tuesdays.

Nala · 19-12-2005 11:54am

I've got exams in little over 2 weeks so I'm studying away this Monday morning. I've spent the past two hours writing about plant formations and humus... mmm interesting. I'm not in festive form at all, I have the presents bought and I've had Christmas dinner with my friends but I'm still not in Christmas mode.

solicitous · 19-12-2005 2:51pm

joejoem wrote:

Joejoems heart is a black cavernous space which feels no emotion.

:mad:

Anyone got anything for a sore throat?

xzanti · 19-12-2005 2:55pm

solicitous wrote:

:mad:

Anyone got anything for a sore throat?

I believe Joejoem's right testical has some sort of medicinal qualities :rolleyes: Im sure he'd be only too happy to furnish you with a prescription

Monday blues...

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