62 Things Dubs love

MrSinn · 2005-12-04 01:36:26

1 Aslan 2 Heroin (See 1) 3 Stealin' 4 Joy-ridin' 5 Saying 'Yaknowwhorrameyan?" 6 Shamrock Rovers 7 Social welfare 8 Keyin' Cars 9 Pop Idol 10 Wearing belly tops over their pale, flabby stomachs 11 Calling people 'Bud' who are not their bud 12 Compo 13 Calling people 'Pal' who are not their pal 14 Shortening words and…

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1 Aslan

2 Heroin (See 1)

3 Stealin'

4 Joy-ridin'

5 Saying 'Yaknowwhorrameyan?"

6 Shamrock Rovers

7 Social welfare

8 Keyin' Cars

9 Pop Idol

10 Wearing belly tops over their pale, flabby stomachs

11 Calling people 'Bud' who are not their bud

12 Compo

13 Calling people 'Pal' who are not their pal

14 Shortening words and adding the letter 'o' (Anto, Decco,
Corpo)

15 Calling people 'Boss' who are not their boss

16 John Player Blue

17 Burberry

18 Burglary

19 Fair City

20 Celtic shirts

21 'Taches

22 Fireworks every night for the entire month preceeding
Halloween

23 Sky Digital

24 Saying "I didn't bleedin' do tha'!"

25 Travelling in packs

26 Moochin'

27 Swearing at their babies

28 Getting their mot's preggers

29 Champion Sports

30 Christmas Lights you could see from space

31 Skippin' school

32 Skippin' bail

33 Giving their kids Monster Munch and Maltesers for
breakfast
on the bus

34 Standing in queues outside the dole office

35 Funtasia

36 Iceland - the food chain, not the country

37 Man U

38 Saying, "That's not my bleedin' job!"

39 Pushing prams while smoking

40 Earrings (for guys)

41 Earrings a chimpanzee could swing off (for girls)

42 Saying "He didn't do nothin'!" when he clearly did do
something

43 Baseball caps

44 Sawn-off Shotguns

45 Adrian Kennedy Phone Show

46 Picking up unfinished cigarettes dropped on the street by
someone else just after coming out of a medical centre (as God is my
witness)

47 Shop-liftin'

48 Tamangos

49 Not payin' the bus fare

50 Curry Chips and a burger

51 Leaving their kids play outside on a busy road while they
get hammered on a Sunday afternoon

52 Always following the word 'rich' with the word 'wanker'

53 Pulling their hoodies over their heads as they're led
away
from the Four Courts

54 Eschewing peaceful solutions to conflict when Violent
Senseless Mayhem will suffice

55 Pissing in Elevators

56 Being an authority on everything

57 Knee-cappings

58 Racism

59 Smiley Bolger

60 Getting their hair cut so tight they look like a
matchstick
with ears from the back

61 Not readin' bukes

And...

62 Complaining about culchies

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#2 04-12-2005 02:41AM

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That should read 62 things North Dubs love. Damn skangers

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#3 04-12-2005 02:42AM

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#Yawns# :rolleyes:

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#4 04-12-2005 03:01AM

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oh i see where this is going.

btw we rule http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=249010

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#5 04-12-2005 03:08AM

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lol that's brilliant

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#6 04-12-2005 05:33AM

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one thing that culchies don't like:

dubs being the slightest bit sophisticated. any kind of knowledge means that you're a west brit.

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#7 04-12-2005 01:24PM

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1 thing culchies love:

Sheep

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#8 04-12-2005 01:40PM

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Dublin, one of the few places with an open sewer still running through it

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#9 04-12-2005 02:02PM

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MrSinn wrote:

5 Saying 'Yaknowwhorrameyan?"

11 Calling people 'Bud' who are not their bud

14 Shortening words and adding the letter 'o' (Anto, Decco,
Corpo)

22 Fireworks every night for the entire month preceeding
Halloween

25 Travelling in packs

26 Moochin'

27 Swearing at their babies

33 Giving their kids Monster Munch and Maltesers for
breakfast
on the bus

42 Saying "He didn't do nothin'!" when he clearly did do
something

58 Racism

And...

62 Complaining about culchies

Ah all so very,very true but yes it applies more so to the skangers/ Still funny though

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#10 04-12-2005 02:03PM

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63. YORE MA! :v:

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#11 04-12-2005 02:14PM

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1 Aslan- i like Aslan

14 Shortening words and adding the letter 'o' - My friend is Anto.

22 Fireworks every night for the entire month preceeding
Halloween- I do this 2...

23 Sky Digital-Is the sh!t

25 Travelling in packs-they are called "hanging with the mates" ya know? :rolleyes:

31 Skippin' school-Come on now! EVERYONE does that!

41 Earrings a chimpanzee could swing off (for girls)-Sometimes

50 Curry Chips- I like curry chips

And I aint a dub!

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#12 04-12-2005 02:16PM

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Oddly enough, not a single one of them applys to me. Should be renamed "62 things scumbags love". Funny enough though...

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#13 04-12-2005 02:20PM

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1 thing Dubs hate: Subsidising Connaught.

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#14 04-12-2005 02:46PM

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Ah come on now, that list should be called "Things north siders love"....Lets make a south sider one lads...

I'm from Tuam and i live in ballymun so i'm in no way bitter or anything :rolleyes:

THINGS SOUTH SIDERS LOVE

1. Saying "oh! my! god! hihowareya??!!"

2. coke

3. rugby

4. saying they slept with Brian o' Driscoll

5. saying they slept with Glenda Gilson

6. Fee-paying schools

7. Double surnames and made-up first names, e.g. Bronntannas O'Shea-Kelly and Sneachta O'Faolichán-Hughes

8. pretending they knew about the arcade fire before everyone else

9. pretending they know the frames

10. pretending they hate the frames

11. pretending they read the irish times

12. making every sentence a question

13. BTs

14. marlboro lights (Cause they've, like, no points?)

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#15 04-12-2005 02:53PM

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Tusky wrote:

Oddly enough, not a single one of them applys to me. Should be renamed "62 things scumbags love". Funny enough though...

I agree. Hmm.

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#16 04-12-2005 02:59PM

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the more of those things you do/agree with, the more of a scummer you are

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#17 04-12-2005 03:00PM

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murphaph wrote:

1 thing Dubs hate: Subsidising Connaught.

Ha, legend.

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#18 04-12-2005 03:04PM

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Ronan|Raven wrote:

Dublin, one of the few places with an open sewer still running through it

that must be how the spudgobblers are still getting into the city!

:v: < God knows we've brought every other route into dublin to a standstill trying to keep yis out

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#19 04-12-2005 03:06PM

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No mocking operation freeflow!

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#20 04-12-2005 03:07PM

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MrSinn wrote:

36 Iceland - the food chain, not the country

Alas, Iceland is no more

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#21 04-12-2005 03:09PM

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yaaawn - I'm from the Northside of Dublin, and the only thing I like on that list (actually, the only thing I don't despise) is SKY Digital.

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#22 04-12-2005 03:13PM

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Explosive_Cornflake wrote:

Alas, Iceland is no more

The food chain or the country?

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#23 04-12-2005 03:39PM

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MrSinn wrote:

23 Sky Digital

Whats Wrong about Sky Digital???? :mad:

Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test

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#24 04-12-2005 03:50PM

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Ahhh, more bog warriors with chips on their shoulders because they think Dublin people think they are better than them. Why don't you just stay at home and stop comming up here taking our jobs.

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#25 04-12-2005 04:45PM

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FX Meister wrote:

Ahhh, more bog warriors with chips on their shoulders because they think Dublin people think they are better than them. Why don't you just stay at home and stop comming up here taking our jobs.

lol - except all they managed to do is sum up scumbags, and not people from Dublin. Aaaahh, bless....

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#26 04-12-2005 04:49PM

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We will stop going up to dublin and taking your jobs if ye stop coming down to the country to take our houses,dammit lads meath,kildare,louth,wicklow and laois is full of dubs

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#27 04-12-2005 04:52PM

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58 Racism

Me a culchie?

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#28 04-12-2005 04:52PM

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MrSinn wrote:

We will stop going up to dublin and taking your jobs if ye stop coming down to the country to take our houses,dammit lads meath,kildare,louth,wicklow and laois is full of dubs

lol - yeah, because they're cheaper....they get cheaper the further away from Dublin you get....I wonder why....

I personally couldn't buy a house down the country - culchies are slow and behind the times, and the local amenities are all naff & sparse.

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#29 04-12-2005 04:56PM

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Ahh just give any dub a big shopping complex to hang around all day to keep them happy

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#30 04-12-2005 04:56PM

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MrSinn wrote:

We will stop going up to dublin and taking your jobs if ye stop coming down to the country to take our houses,dammit lads meath,kildare,louth,wicklow and laois is full of dubs

Nah, sure there's loads of room down the sticks so if I want a house down there I can have one. But Dublin has enough people without more of ye comming here. I can see the attraction, if I lived in the country I would want to come to dublin too. But we can do without you.

I'd rather have my choice of shopping complex's than have one crap music store that only sells tapes and a couple of shops selling two year old fashions as seems to be the case with most bogger towns. And at least you can park at them, not just stop your car in the middle ofd the street and get out as seems to be the case with most bog towns.

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#31 04-12-2005 04:57PM

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MrSinn wrote:

a big shopping complex to hang around all day to keep them happy

lol - a culchies dream...

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