Glory holes in Hamilton

wheresthebeef wrote:

anything with a flat edge would do it.

Like Agent Smith's cock? :v:

Well it's obvious by looking.


Speaking of bathrooms,



I must introduce you to the great Trinity Hall Modern Single Room Bathroom, where it is possible to have your three s's all at the same time. If you're a particularly intrepid multitasker, you could put your remaining hand to work; the only limit is your imagination. Brush your teeth? Bend over and clip your toenails? Eat some food? Not very hygenic; then again when your toothbrush is 20cm from the toilet you can't be too fussy. And it certainly teaches you to put the lid down. In keeping with the spirit of this thread, you could also pleasure yourself, although just make sure to follow the "clean hand, dirty hand" rule to prevent any "There's Something About Mary"-style incidents.


This bathroom is designed with students in mind, because you can come back after a night on the town and piss and puke all over the floor, and it's no problem at all at all, because the next day you can simply turn on the shower to hot with the curtain pulled back, close the door and let the bathroom clean itself. Magic.

If the light in my bathroom actually worked, you would see that it's absolutely minged, because I've been meaning to clean it for the past three weeks. Yet I am still procrastinating, as usual. But I have my Marigolds and my Flash wipes, and I may like scones and I may like tea, but I don't like limescale, nosiree, so it's getting dissolved in some kind of noxious chemical reaction which I SHOULD be able to explain, but my brain is currently on power-saving mode.

whatever it is, it looks like it has a pump action dispenser, which would fit with the lazy student image.
no lifting and inverting bottles for Pet.

crash_000 wrote:

You know, with all the glory holes, i'm amazed no ones ever tried to drill one through to the ladies :P

i'll bring a jackhammer in and bore one through the concrete wall!

I wonder when those glory holes are made too because there must be a bit of noise with the scraping of wood coupled with furious masturbation,

:eek:

They're obviously made and used intermittently when a hand-dryer is on.

obviously

to be honest. i cant believe anyone would use them. i know we aren't a totally tolerant society, but if two men want to have a bit of excitement there are better places to go. its not like it was 20 years ago when it was a crime to be gay.

wheresthebeef wrote:

to be honest. i cant believe anyone would use them. i know we aren't a totally tolerant society, but if two men want to have a bit of excitement there are better places to go. its not like it was 20 years ago when it was a crime to be gay.

They're like the new rent-boy adds (genuine: Good looking gay man? Want to earn some extra money for college?) that used to be pasted up inside many cubicles around college.

I reckon it probably was made for genuine use once or something. Then became like a running joke, like crop circles with many non-genuine ones made for a laugh. Either that or it's a really dumb conspiracy/prank by arts/bess heads to invent a new sci-end stereotype.

not enough women????

This is a sociological matter if ever i saw one. If only i had stayed awake for those lectures.
It can be hard to tell peoples gender on the internet though. for a long time i though Serenity was a girl (no offence).

snorlax wrote:

well it's pretty much myself and Cuckoo so iv decided to change my avatar to a female one, some people thought i was a dude at the last beers! there's a shotage of decent female avatars too, they're all blond or taken!

Amen to that re female avatars.

Could some of these glory holes be created unintentionally by people ripping toilet roll holders off the wall?

(still waiting for the photo of the infamous Berkley urinal...)

yeah i have been hearing about that urinal for ages. but i dont use the library so i am never over there. and i aint taking time out of my schedule to walk across to campus to see an unusual urine collection device.

someone take a pic. please. and save us all time and hassle.

snorlax wrote:

there's definetly not enough women on this forum!

This thread is really fairly male oriented, I didn't like it as soon as it appeared, and I think I only posted once anyway (off-topic). It's not really up to the standard of most threads and I hope it disappears soon.

wheresthebeef wrote:

obviously

to be honest. i cant believe anyone would use them. i know we aren't a totally tolerant society, but if two men want to have a bit of excitement there are better places to go. its not like it was 20 years ago when it was a crime to be gay.

But - there HAS to be a reason why they were made. No one (or many) people would whittle so many holes between the cubicles without purpose. It takes determined effort and simultaneous masturbation to do so and some of those mommas are HUGE - nearly big enough to fit a face through.

I still reckon there are a few in the womens jacks.

If there aren't I reckon someone should go in there at 2am and whittle a few to cause consternation.......:v:

Actually ronny and indy have got me thinking..

Glory holes are not in any way necessarily the domain of homosexuals, as anybody who knows their porn will tell you (apparently ) . I suppose we can tend to assume it though as they are in the Men's jacks, it's ingrained in us to think they are a place where only men would frequent. But if a girl was going to use (ie with a bloke) a glory hole, I doubt entering a mens toilet at 3am would bother her a whole lot. As stated the hamilton is open 24 hours.

People are into all sorts of things these days that to your average joe just seem strange (I mean seriously, what is the deal with rubber? I don't get it..). I put it to you that these holes might well be fashioned by midnight sexually adventurous couples who may (as it's conveniant) reside on campus..