Glory holes in Hamilton

Sandals

Does anyone hav e any personal experience of the said glory holes in gthe hamilton builfing.

Pet

What are you looking for, erotic stories? I don't have any personal experience with them; besides, the diameter of the holes is such that even getting a pen through would be difficult, and most of them are blocked up with tissue.

Judging by your signature, I'd say you're more worried about competition..

geraghd

Could someone tell me why there are so many (I mean I sincerely doubt, or maybe this is testament to my lack of knowledge of subcultures within the college community, that they are in constant use), and how one actually goes about making one since I can imagine its rather difficult.

DrIndy

Sandals wrote:

Does anyone hav e any personal experience of the said glory holes in gthe hamilton builfing.

Are you planning to pursue a career in cottaging?

DrIndy

geraghd wrote:

Could someone tell me why there are so many (I mean I sincerely doubt, or maybe this is testament to my lack of knowledge of subcultures within the college community, that they are in constant use), and how one actually goes about making one since I can imagine its rather difficult.

You can use a chisel or simply a swiss army knife, those formica chipboard things are pretty flimsy........

Pet

Are you planning to pursue a career in cottaging?

Again, check out the signature, I'm sure he'll fit right in!

You can use a chisel or simply a swiss army knife, those formica chipboard things are pretty flimsy........

You sound like you've had experience in the area..

Could someone tell me why there are so many (I mean I sincerely doubt, or maybe this is testament to my lack of knowledge of subcultures within the college community, that they are in constant use), and how one actually goes about making one since I can imagine its rather difficult

I have it on good authority that it's not even students who make/use the holes; rather it's dirty old men from outside college who want some fresh meat..this is one of the reasons I don't often use those toilets..

DrIndy

Its grand, just wear a chastity belt.

BrenC

How do you not know some guy has had a bad day and just decides to cut your thing off, oh and the entire idea is very very off

Agent Smith

i wonder where thy get there names,

John

I wonder if there are glory holes in the ladies'?

DrIndy

John2 wrote:

I wonder if there are glory holes in the ladies'?

Thats a really good question!

Pet

The holes would have to be really big though??

ApeXaviour

Pet wrote:

The holes would have to be really big though??

I haven't a clue behind the mechanics of why you said that? I'd more suggest they have to be inverse holes..

ferdi

ApeXaviour wrote:

I haven't a clue behind the mechanics of why you said that? I'd more suggest they have to be inverse holes..

you need a large hole to fit your whole face in

ApeXaviour

ferdi wrote:

you need a large hole to fit your whole face in

I betcha he was thinking something different tho..

Pet

ferdi wrote:

you need a large hole to fit your whole face in

Exactly what I was thinking..

What did you think I was thinking Apex?

ApeXaviour

Pet wrote:

Exactly what I was thinking..

Sure..

Pet wrote:

What did you think I was thinking Apex?

never mind

Pet

Look, if you're going to have a glory hole in a woman's toilet, then it has to be big (cue superbad tori amos song..). A big hole facilitates all the types of pleasure that two women could desire.

Wow you could so take all my quotes out of context, but I'm too tired to care.

cuckoo

I'll satisfy your curiosity about the existence of glory holes in the ladies if someone will post a picture of that urinal in the berkley that has people confused.

Pet

Okay, I'm bringing my camera into college tomorrow anyway, I'll do my best.

I don't know which would look worse; if I hung around the urinals waiting for them to be empty, or if I just walked in, took a picture and walked out? I'm sure security would understand perfectly!

DrIndy

cuckoo wrote:

I'll satisfy your curiosity about the existence of glory holes in the ladies if someone will post a picture of that urinal in the berkley that has people confused.

The urinals in the Berkeley are TERRIBLE - I never know where to pee......

bungeecork

Pet wrote:

(...)rather it's dirty old men from outside college who want some fresh meat(...)

What are dirty old men called before they get old?

ApeXaviour

cuckoo wrote:

I'll satisfy your curiosity about the existence of glory holes in the ladies if someone will post a picture of that urinal in the berkley that has people confused.

Oh yeah.. I've yet to see these. Could someone give me directions to them and take into account I've never actually been in the berkley.

What are dirty old men called before they get old?

Red blooded men.

AnnaStezia

Be careful boys or this juvenile behaviour might end up getting you transported to Botany Bay...........:)

snorlax

you should see the state of the toilets in the Lecky, you can't even get to a tap because it's surrounded by girls putting on their make up beside the mirrors, why would you need tons of make-up in a library?

in james in the toilets in the stone building a giant hairy black spider lived in one of the showers for at least a term, and sometimes he used to change places. i remember waiting for some friends and seeing it running into one of the toilets, naturally i warned them about it...girls don't really like spiders!

Crash

You know, with all the glory holes, i'm amazed no ones ever tried to drill one through to the ladies :P

John

I've never seen this mystery Berkley urinal either. I've no business (study or toilet based) in that library.

wheresthebeef

hey snorlax, question about the girls bathrooms in the Trinity Centre at James. Are the locks on the cubicle doors backwards in there too. In the mens, the lock mechanism is on the outside, anyone could just open the cubicle from the outside. Its weird, i know there is a safety issue of what if someone needed assisstance but most toilets have a slot that you can put a screwdriver or something to open them from outside.
Always struck me as a bit odd.

Crash

screwdriver, or in fact a coin. (dont ask how i know).

Ron DMC

crash_000 wrote:

(dont ask how i know).

How do you know?

Oops, I wasn't supposed to ask!!

wheresthebeef

thats why i said "or something". Screwdriver is the intended tool of choice, but anything with a flat edge would do it.

John

wheresthebeef wrote:

anything with a flat edge would do it.

Like Agent Smith's cock? :v:

snorlax

no there is on the inside, the trick is to just start shreking if someone tries to kick the door in!
it's great the way they don't have curtains on the changing rooms in the pav! and you can see them from a mile away if the light's on !

Pet

Well it's obvious by looking.


Speaking of bathrooms,



I must introduce you to the great Trinity Hall Modern Single Room Bathroom, where it is possible to have your three s's all at the same time. If you're a particularly intrepid multitasker, you could put your remaining hand to work; the only limit is your imagination. Brush your teeth? Bend over and clip your toenails? Eat some food? Not very hygenic; then again when your toothbrush is 20cm from the toilet you can't be too fussy. And it certainly teaches you to put the lid down. In keeping with the spirit of this thread, you could also pleasure yourself, although just make sure to follow the "clean hand, dirty hand" rule to prevent any "There's Something About Mary"-style incidents.


This bathroom is designed with students in mind, because you can come back after a night on the town and piss and puke all over the floor, and it's no problem at all at all, because the next day you can simply turn on the shower to hot with the curtain pulled back, close the door and let the bathroom clean itself. Magic.

If the light in my bathroom actually worked, you would see that it's absolutely minged, because I've been meaning to clean it for the past three weeks. Yet I am still procrastinating, as usual. But I have my Marigolds and my Flash wipes, and I may like scones and I may like tea, but I don't like limescale, nosiree, so it's getting dissolved in some kind of noxious chemical reaction which I SHOULD be able to explain, but my brain is currently on power-saving mode.

cuckoo

I now feel like some kind of crazy stalker obsessive, peering closely at a photo to try and figure out what shampoo Pet uses to have such lustrous hair. Is that an Aussie Hair logo i see before me?

wheresthebeef

whatever it is, it looks like it has a pump action dispenser, which would fit with the lazy student image.
no lifting and inverting bottles for Pet.

Pet

cuckoo wrote:

I now feel like some kind of crazy stalker obsessive, peering closely at a photo to try and figure out what shampoo Pet uses to have such lustrous hair. Is that an Aussie Hair logo i see before me?

Well spotted! I'm impressed! I actually prefer Pantene though tbh. It's so good that even the hairballs on the floor (which, again, if it wasn't for the lighting, you would see the copious amounts thereof) have bounce.
Oh, and wheresthebeef, the pump-action bottle is facewash. And the shaving gel is Simple. I think that's all that's visible in the photos..

DrIndy

crash_000 wrote:

You know, with all the glory holes, i'm amazed no ones ever tried to drill one through to the ladies :P

i'll bring a jackhammer in and bore one through the concrete wall!

I wonder when those glory holes are made too because there must be a bit of noise with the scraping of wood coupled with furious masturbation,

ApeXaviour

DrIndy wrote:

I wonder when those glory holes are made too because there must be a bit of noise with the scraping of wood coupled with furious masturbation,

They're obviously made and used intermittently when a hand-dryer is on.

snorlax

:eek:

the_syco

bungeecork wrote:

What are dirty old men called before they get old?

Trinners:p

Agent Smith

John2 wrote:

Like Agent Smith's cock? :v:

i beg to Differ

ApeXaviour

the_syco wrote:

Trinners:p

You should do stand-up.

snorlax wrote:

:eek:

What?

I'm just deducing dude..

wheresthebeef

They're obviously made and used intermittently when a hand-dryer is on.

obviously

to be honest. i cant believe anyone would use them. i know we aren't a totally tolerant society, but if two men want to have a bit of excitement there are better places to go. its not like it was 20 years ago when it was a crime to be gay.

snorlax

there's definetly not enough women on this forum!

ApeXaviour

wheresthebeef wrote:

to be honest. i cant believe anyone would use them. i know we aren't a totally tolerant society, but if two men want to have a bit of excitement there are better places to go. its not like it was 20 years ago when it was a crime to be gay.

They're like the new rent-boy adds (genuine: Good looking gay man? Want to earn some extra money for college?) that used to be pasted up inside many cubicles around college.

I reckon it probably was made for genuine use once or something. Then became like a running joke, like crop circles with many non-genuine ones made for a laugh. Either that or it's a really dumb conspiracy/prank by arts/bess heads to invent a new sci-end stereotype.

ApeXaviour

snorlax wrote:

there's definetly not enough women on this forum!

It seems like it though with you changing your avatar every couple seconds...

wheresthebeef

not enough women????

This is a sociological matter if ever i saw one. If only i had stayed awake for those lectures.
It can be hard to tell peoples gender on the internet though. for a long time i though Serenity was a girl (no offence).

snorlax

well it's pretty much myself and Cuckoo so iv decided to change my avatar to a female one, some people thought i was a dude at the last beers! there's a shotage of decent female avatars too, they're all blond or taken!

i don't want to be stuck being catwoman again....

cuckoo

snorlax wrote:

well it's pretty much myself and Cuckoo so iv decided to change my avatar to a female one, some people thought i was a dude at the last beers! there's a shotage of decent female avatars too, they're all blond or taken!

Amen to that re female avatars.

Could some of these glory holes be created unintentionally by people ripping toilet roll holders off the wall?

(still waiting for the photo of the infamous Berkley urinal...)

Agent Smith

ApeXaviour wrote:

They're like the new rent-boy adds (genuine: Good looking gay man? Want to earn some extra money for college?) that used to be pasted up inside many cubicles around college.

I reckon it probably was made for genuine use once or something. Then became like a running joke, like crop circles with many non-genuine ones made for a laugh. Either that or it's a really dumb conspiracy/prank by arts/bess heads to invent a new sci-end stereotype.

The worst we have to deal with is " ARTS DIPLOMAS, Please take one" which is wrote on almost all the Toliet roll dispensers...


never peed in the Burkley,

i'm intrested in seeing what it looks like


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