Girlfriend joke

endplate · 04-11-2005 12:20PM #1

Q: How do you make your girlfriend cry during sex

Ans: Phone her:D

tallus · 04-11-2005 12:24PM

lol

petes · 04-11-2005 12:36PM

Good One.

biko · 04-11-2005 01:29PM

How do you make her cry twice?
1. Stick it in her b*tt
2. Wipe it off on her new curtains

terrible, terrible

Master...Card · 04-11-2005 03:58PM

Terrible, but funny as f*ck!!

pimpy_c · 09-11-2005 06:03PM

biko wrote:

2. Wipe it off on her new curtains

Have you just stolen that from the "When I wipe me langer on the curtains she hits the roof" joke? If so, for shame

I also have another adaptation of the joke:
Q. How do you make your girlfriend cry?

A. Punch her in the face!

....Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

Karoma · 09-11-2005 06:04PM

*shakes head and laughs*

mc nuggets · 09-11-2005 07:08PM

brilliance utter brilliance.

biko · 09-11-2005 08:56PM

pimpy_c wrote:

Have you just stolen that from the "When I wipe me langer on the curtains she hits the roof" joke? If so, for shame

Certainly not! I googled "When I wipe me langer" - no hits, is it a song or a joke you overheard in school??

funk-you · 10-11-2005 03:23AM

yeh she wasnt impressed when she drew them that night alright.

pimpy_c · 10-11-2005 02:11PM

biko wrote:

Certainly not! I googled "When I wipe me langer" - no hits, is it a song or a joke you overheard in school??

It's not actually the word "langer" but i didn't wana use any profanities. It goes like this anyhow:

Italian man, french man and an irish man sitting in a pub enjoying a few scoops. The three boyos are conversing about the antics they get up to in bed.
The italian man goes, "When I kiss the neck of my woman she rises 6 inches in from the bed."
The french man replies, "That is nothing! When I kiss the toes of my "femme" she rises 12 inches off the bed!"
The Irish man looks at the two of them with a smug smile on his face. "You guys are amateurs compared to me! When I'm with my bird and finished with her I get up, wipe my d1ck on the curtains and she hits the roof!"

biko · 10-11-2005 02:46PM

I get the joke but it's not very funny - sure it all builds up to "hit the roof", but it doesn't make sense.

"That is nothing! When I kiss the toes of my "femme" she rises 12 inches off the bed!"

Implies levitation?

pimpy_c · 10-11-2005 03:02PM

Hey i just heard it man! Take whatever meaning you want from it

breadmonkey · 11-11-2005 01:57AM

biko wrote:

I get the joke but it's not very funny - sure it all builds up to "hit the roof", but it doesn't make sense.

Implies levitation?

Back arching I'd imagine

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