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Girlfriend joke

  • 04-11-2005 12:20PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 991 ✭✭✭


    Q: How do you make your girlfriend cry during sex




    Ans: Phone her:D


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,324 ✭✭✭tallus


    lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Good One.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    :D
    How do you make her cry twice?
    1. Stick it in her b*tt
    2. Wipe it off on her new curtains

    terrible, terrible


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 39 Master...Card


    Terrible, but funny as f*ck!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 209 ✭✭pimpy_c


    biko wrote:

    2. Wipe it off on her new curtains

    Have you just stolen that from the "When I wipe me langer on the curtains she hits the roof" joke? If so, for shame

    I also have another adaptation of the joke:
    Q. How do you make your girlfriend cry?

    A. Punch her in the face!

    ....Put that in your pipe and smoke it!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    *shakes head and laughs*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 500 ✭✭✭mc nuggets


    brilliance utter brilliance.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    pimpy_c wrote:
    Have you just stolen that from the "When I wipe me langer on the curtains she hits the roof" joke? If so, for shame
    Certainly not! I googled "When I wipe me langer" - no hits, is it a song or a joke you overheard in school??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,744 ✭✭✭funk-you


    yeh she wasnt impressed when she drew them that night alright.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 209 ✭✭pimpy_c


    biko wrote:
    Certainly not! I googled "When I wipe me langer" - no hits, is it a song or a joke you overheard in school??


    It's not actually the word "langer" but i didn't wana use any profanities. It goes like this anyhow:

    Italian man, french man and an irish man sitting in a pub enjoying a few scoops. The three boyos are conversing about the antics they get up to in bed.
    The italian man goes, "When I kiss the neck of my woman she rises 6 inches in from the bed."
    The french man replies, "That is nothing! When I kiss the toes of my "femme" she rises 12 inches off the bed!"
    The Irish man looks at the two of them with a smug smile on his face. "You guys are amateurs compared to me! When I'm with my bird and finished with her I get up, wipe my d1ck on the curtains and she hits the roof!"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I get the joke but it's not very funny - sure it all builds up to "hit the roof", but it doesn't make sense.
    "That is nothing! When I kiss the toes of my "femme" she rises 12 inches off the bed!"
    Implies levitation?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 209 ✭✭pimpy_c


    Hey i just heard it man! Take whatever meaning you want from it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,608 ✭✭✭breadmonkey


    biko wrote:
    I get the joke but it's not very funny - sure it all builds up to "hit the roof", but it doesn't make sense.

    Implies levitation?

    Back arching I'd imagine


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