Homer Quote of the day

xern · 16-05-2002 10:38AM

lisa: whats a muppet?
Homer: well it's not quite a mop,and it's not quite a bucket but man, hehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehheh!!

banbutcher · 16-05-2002 02:57PM

Im...just...going...out...to...stalk...lenny...and...karl...Doh!

banbutcher · 16-05-2002 02:58PM

homer looks up: i know i normally dont ask you for help,,, but if your up there help me superman!!!

bucks73 · 16-05-2002 03:54PM

"Save me Jebus. Jebuuuuuuuuuuuuus"

Kappar · 16-05-2002 06:24PM

Marge: (Holding a video Camera) Krusty, Krusty tell us a joke.

Krusty: (Rubs his head thinking) Em, a Joke, A joke, ok got one a guy walks into a bar a takes out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianists Wow, Wow I CAN’T TEL THAT ONE!

Winters · 16-05-2002 07:40PM

"Doh! .Nuts! ... mmm Doughnuts"

The Gopher · 16-05-2002 11:10PM

Homer and Marge are playing tennis but keep loosing cos Homer fools around too much
"Oh Marge,every sport has its loveable clowns.John McEnroe,Mike Tyson,Dennis Rodman"[not sure if all these are right apart from Tyson,but they were all bad tempered sportsmen]

Homers the football coach
"Now the easiest part of my job-the cuts.Right.you 3 are cut,and you,and you.Jimmy,i like your tackle.Thats why it was so hard to cut you.The rest of you made the team.Exceot you 3.Now hit the showers everybody!Rod,you dont have to.Your cut".

"Oh Marge,theyre just a suggestion.Like pants".

"Let me get my story straight.I thought the cop was a prostitute"

"Its a pornography store.I was buying pornography"

"Ha ha.Mule"

"Step aside doctor.Ill deliver this baby"

"Jokes on him ill be dead by then"

Zyox · 17-05-2002 06:49PM

"Ooooh, they have the internet on computers now..."

owned

Thanx 4 The Fish · 17-05-2002 08:50PM

Well, Homer, at least you can take pleasure in the fact that something you invented is making
people happy.

Oh! Look at me! I'm making people HAPPY! I'm the magical man, from happy land, living in a
Gumdrop house on Lollypop lane.
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Oh By the way I was being Sarcastic..

Just a classic !!

Corega · 18-05-2002 07:37PM

Marge kicks Homer out of the house due to the fact that Homer is dicussing their love life in his college class, Lisa brings Homer up some pudding and tells Homer to sort his sh** out if he wants Marge back. The resulting conversation between Homer and his brain;

Homer: Okay brain I need you to work on this one.

Brain: Eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding.

Homer: Okay I'll eat the pudding then we sort this out.

phreak · 09-06-2002 12:02AM

my sig

oeNeo · 09-06-2002 12:18AM

Ok so it's not Homer but it's still classic

(comic book guy)
"Worst movie, ever"
"Best death, ever"

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