What celebrity would you go drinkin with?

Hello, I've been droppin in and out of these boards or a while now so i finally decided to do something with my life and sign up.
This is my first topic so try not to take the piss too much.

So at the question asks: "What celebrity would you go drinkin with?"

This is from a conversation i had with some mates at the pub one night, we had a few suggestions like:

Knight Rider: hes a geezer, hes got a flash car, hes smooth with the ladiees and hes a superhero of sorts.
But there is the chance that he might pull some fine bird and drive off in his flash car... :cool:

Tony the Tiger: He'd never complain about the pint, you could give him a pint of water and he say "Cheers, thats Grrrrrrrrreat!!!!".
And then after the nightclub when you're dying of the muchies, you know well he'd have a couple of boxes of Frosties at the ready.

We definatly ruled out:
Rodger the Dodger as when ever i came to his round he'd probably either deny that its his round or he'd try and pull a fast one with the bar person and get us kicked out... :mad:

Ghandi: As far as i know he doesnt drink and if there was a bit of a skirmish outside he'd just sit there and be like:
"I'm not fightin lads."

Gwan think about it.