What celebrity would you go drinkin with?

dysfunct

Hello, I've been droppin in and out of these boards or a while now so i finally decided to do something with my life and sign up.
This is my first topic so try not to take the piss too much.

So at the question asks: "What celebrity would you go drinkin with?"

This is from a conversation i had with some mates at the pub one night, we had a few suggestions like:

Knight Rider: hes a geezer, hes got a flash car, hes smooth with the ladiees and hes a superhero of sorts.
But there is the chance that he might pull some fine bird and drive off in his flash car... :cool:

Tony the Tiger: He'd never complain about the pint, you could give him a pint of water and he say "Cheers, thats Grrrrrrrrreat!!!!".
And then after the nightclub when you're dying of the muchies, you know well he'd have a couple of boxes of Frosties at the ready.

We definatly ruled out:
Rodger the Dodger as when ever i came to his round he'd probably either deny that its his round or he'd try and pull a fast one with the bar person and get us kicked out... :mad:

Ghandi: As far as i know he doesnt drink and if there was a bit of a skirmish outside he'd just sit there and be like:
"I'm not fightin lads."

Gwan think about it.

Dave

hmmmmmm

I must ask this question in the pub some night, but the person i would most like to drink with would be

Jerry Seinfeld: Best stand up comedian ever.*

[* In my opinion ]

Kali

Kevin Smith, The Pythons, Pimp Snookie (ten points to anyone who knows him ) & Carly Pope so I could get her very drunk

stu_69

Louis Theroux

Pepe LeFrits

kelly brook, coz shes fit and um... ummmm... shes fit

either her or mygvyer, he could make us free drink from a packet of fruit pastilles and a toenail

DRakE

Originally posted by kaids
kelly brook, coz shes fit and um... ummmm... shes fit

definately.

dysfunct

lol

I'll have my ten points!
Pimp Snookie won pimp of the year, he was on Jerry Springer once with all his hoes.
Some lady in the audience got up and accused him of being a really bad person or something and he says:
"Yah, but you know what..... i got lotsa money"

Also McGuyver = top geezer.

Nice answers by the way, but could ye give me some plus points of the celebs or characters?

Kali

Originally posted by dysfunct
lol

I'll have my ten points!
Pimp Snookie won pimp of the year, he was on Jerry Springer once with all his hoes.
Some lady in the audience got up and accused him of being a really bad person or something and he says:
"Yah, but you know what..... i got lotsa money"

excellent, sooner than i expected someone to get it tho! just remember watching that channel 4 documentary and him strolling up to get his award.. man that guys the essence of pimp. big cane long white coat.. lots of women. the dude

Nice answers by the way, but could ye give me some plus points of the celebs or characters?

cos hes got lots of money and hoes?

wiredtothemoon

Mr T , cos he only drinks milk so a round would cost less

and then you could say to him "come on, drink that milk" but he would get suspicious and say "quit yo jibba-jabba fool, i ain't drinkin no milk an i ain't gettin on no damn plane neither. i pity the fool who try make me drink dis"

(maybe)

i'd like to have a few pints with nelson mandela.

cameron diaz is also welcome any time she likes....

ykt0di9url7bc3

ohh that would be some sesssion!

...ohh...i need to get out of work....need pub!...

cournioni

Philip Anselmo... Cos he'd get me totally plastered with that "You drink two for every one I drink", policy!

TacT

For a mad night out funnily enough I'd say Robbie williams :eek: because he's meant to be a helluva party animal and a damn funny guy, why? Well I know a few friends that were out with him and they all had a blast and discovered that he's a nice bloke.

For my ultimate sexual desires and the most enchanting eyes I've seen I nominate Catherine Zeta Jones. If she's coming she's gotta be wearing that same outfit from the scene where Sean Connery is teaching her to avoid infra red beams :cool: in entrapment

Enygma

Russel Crowe - just to see the fights

Johnny_the_fox

Originally posted by SearrarD
ohh that would be some sesssion!

...ohh...i need to get out of work....need pub!...

and/or Tommy Tiernan (Celebrity????)

Lump

Sico Hoe's MA....... Just for the sex afterwards.



John

daftbegger

Enygma and Russel Crowe!!

Just to amuse Enygma by kicking the Australian ****wit up and down the street!

NICE!!

chernobyl

Andrea Corr: she is so beautiful, i would get that all over "mmm" around that woman.

JOOROWNED

yoda : cos love him the chicks would ( aww hes so cute can i pet him ) lol

Muhammed Ali : cos hes partially irish (great grandad was an irish lad ) and im sure he would be handy if someone got too jealous of yoda's way with the women

a combination of jesus and macgyver .... anyone who is that inventive with resources is bound to be popular , lol

Robin williams : the guy just cracks me up .... oh and in the comedy section would also invite Billy Connolly the legend ... great guy .. was having cup of tea and sandwich one time in powerscourt shopping centre and he sat down with me .... great lunch time ... tried not to be an idiot and tell him jokes ... lol

Arthur guinness just to say cheers to him

Kali

Originally posted by Enygma
Russel Crowe - just to see the fights

"makin movies, makin songs and foightin round the world" i presume i'm not the only one to have seen that south park episode then?

RasTa

haha russel crowe fights cancer
wan tuggah

Lump

I've met Andera Corr, she is ****ing Tiny........



John

Keeks

Me...

If i couldn't drink with myself then it would have to be Davey!

Karl Hungus

Jesus.
Just think how handy that water-into-wine trick would be at a pissup!? :cool:

Homer Simpson also.
He'd be the ****ing life of the party.

And as for a date for me?
Evil Vampire Willow.

Bard

Angelina Jolie.

Khynareth

Well...

Bertrand Cantat (Noir Desir)
Ozzy
Beaudelaire

WhiteWashMan

trent reznor.

just to see like.

Beruthiel

the great Ozzy in his hay day 'cos the things he used to get up to would have me laughing all night long!

Henry Rollins for conversation, that guy is amazing to listen to.

as a date, Peter Steel so I can drool over him, though I would probably make a complete fool of myself there

bombidol

Tommy Lee, a session in his gaff, fantastic!
or maybe ali G for the laughs then if you got pissed off listening to him you could glass him!

bomb

Acidflash

Jack Nicholson

xern

Magnum PI. just to get him plastered and see him wrap the ferrari around a tree. that would really get on higgins 's wick!!!!!!!!

fi

and not just for a drink either!!!!!

four_star

definately george best

Shagus

Homer Jay Simpson

Kolodny

John Cusack. And his sister.

T.G Catter

hector from tg4 be a good laf i'd say.......

SYL

Devin Townsend
Robert DeNiro
Sigmund Freud

and background music from Soundgarden

Shiminay

All of the following (even though some of them don't drink):

• All the members of Therapy?
• Billy Connolly
• Christy Moore
• Keith Wood
• Huey from FLC

I'll probably think of more as the day progresses

dysfunct

Originally posted by Kharn
Billy Connolly

Quality, hes probably the funniest man alive.

Originally posted by AngelWhore
Jesus.

Who?

Water into wine??? pfft.

:eek:

Keep-em coming.

seamus

Yes Billy Connolly. That would probably be the funniest night out ever. He doesn't drink tho.

Or a session with Incubus in that damn cool gaf on cribs. Who was it had a bar downstairs where Korn just 'happened' to be sitting when MTV arrived?

Mr.Applepie

Billy Connolly and Homer Simpson. Now that would equal a great night out

dysfunct

Originally posted by Lump
I've met Andera Corr, she is ****ing Tiny........

Lucky Tiny. :rolleyes:

bad dum tishhhh
Thank you!!! im here all week!!!

Robbo

The Pope, Keith Richards and Buffy.

dysfunct

Fair enough Buffy, as she is well sexy,
and Keith Richards, as hes a geezer.

But why The Pope?
Hes just a decrepit old man that wears dresses with little to add to the fray.
Fair enough hes got one of the coolest hats every concieved, now that i think about it, said hat could be used for chips and cocktail sausages or crisps.... yes.... i can see it now.... everybody with their own hat, i'll call it a "Popes Pabulum"™®© hat thanks dictionary.com!

yes.........

Okie

I wouldn't mind going for a pint with The Rolling Stones. Bunch of top lads, and if the conversation ever got boring (unlikely though with Mick regailing the lot of us with stories from when he was on that 14 day drink-and-drugs bender and woke up on a three hour camel trek to Iowa) The lads could just strum along a little music to accompany me and my lovely Pint-Bottle of Bulmers!

stu_69

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan
trent reznor.

just to see like.

That'll be an interesting night YOU and Trent Reznor!!! whoa there party animals.....

Lump

*Hint* Homer Simson is not real *Hint*


John

Pugwash

JACK NICHOLSON

because.......

he'd drink anyone under da table

he's loaded

he could pull the virgin mary if he wanted

he's a funny and very unpridictable lad



Jack, i salute you

chernobyl

Originally posted by Lump
I've met Andera Corr, she is ****ing Tiny........



John

Is she as beautiful in person as on television?

Thorbar

Gary Glitter.

Failing that Bertie cos he's a fellow Bass lover and for once we could actually sort the country out over a few pints.

Lump

She is yea, I didnt actually know it was her when I met her, I was wandering around Ardmore Sound, and she came around the corner all happy asking where the studios were, so I was talking to her for ages, and it was only when she left and I was talking to one of the engineers that I relised it was her. Ooooppppps. Ah well **** happens, she was very interested in what I was doing and how school was etc etc...... quite a nice person actually.


John

Pepe LeFrits

Sharon Corr is the fittest sistar of tehm all tbh