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Drunken antics frowned on by the Guards

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  • #62
    Neil3030
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,154 ✭✭✭✭Neil3030


    REQUESTED BUT DID'NT ACTUALLY CARRY OUT!!!!!!


  • #63
    Lucifer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭Lucifer


    lol i remember that nite neil, i think we were out 4 my birthday or sumthin!! you were so drunk i am suprised that you didnt get into any trouble with the guards!!! :D


  • #64
    Neil3030
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,154 ✭✭✭✭Neil3030


    Yeh. It's funny, all the times i joke and mess you'd think that you all wouldn't take what i said to seriously but there you go! :) Ah well i didn't really do anything illegal. Morally wrong maybe....


  • #65
    Lucifer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭Lucifer


    morally isnt the word neil!!! that makes it sound ok! :D:D:D


  • #66
    Mr.Applepie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭Mr.Applepie


    I think its time to share the story with every1


    Remember a private joke is no joke at all


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  • #67
    n.catenthusiast
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 286 ✭✭n.catenthusiast


    telling srupid jokes that don't make sense is always good e.g. "why did the plane crash?"

    "the pilot was a loaf of bread."


  • #68
    cournioni
    Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,742 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    Originally posted by n.catenthusiast
    Inspired by the interesting stories about Dublin bus, I started wondering about all the alcohol-fueled dum-ass adventures that the pigs took offence to.
    You know the sort of stuff I'm talking about; stealing fire hydrants and stuff like that.
    My own story is about the time me and a mate started moving traaffic cones, and then running away giggling, over and over again, untill the fuzz came, and hauled me away.

    Yeah, myself and a load of friends did that in town one night. The pigs came up behind us in an unmarked car. They said "Hey lads what are yez doin with that cone there?". We replied "Oh, were just leaving it back to where it was, some little **** brought it way up town to that big hole in the road. So we thought we'd leave it back."

    We got away with it too n all!


  • #69
    phobos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭phobos


    The last time I woke up to find that the lads had brought back presents from the night before, I nearly wet myself laughing. They had robbed this sign that was fairly small, but was attached to this mega heavy stand. It took two of them to carry it, but the funny part is that they could have detached the sign from the stand, and save them soooo much hassle.

    They of course realised this when they woke up the next morning. One of them had a fukked up shoulder from carrying it, about 2miles.

    Also another time (this is similar to a story told by Kharn on page 1), we were chanting some garbage while walking up the street in Castlebar at about 11:30pm (on the way to the club). There were loads of students walking up the street at this point in time, but we were the loudest. Suddenly a squad car pulls up accross the road and stops a group of students (that had nothing to do with us). Anyway they got in sh^t for disturbing the peace, while we just fell against the wall and laughed from the other side of the street. TBH I don't understand how we got away with it that night, but I do know one of the other lads got put in the back of the car, while demanding that it was us that were making the noise.

    Priceless.

    ;-phobos-)


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