mobilephones-drinking laws

Chinafoot · 24-02-2002 12:07AM #1

why oh why cant there be some law preventing idiots (like myself) using their mobile phones whilst under the influence???

then i wouldnt get myself into so much bloody trouble!

Boston · 24-02-2002 12:19AM

i agree, such people should be nuttered

po0k · 24-02-2002 12:30AM

*neutered

Chinafoot · 24-02-2002 12:40AM

Perhaps the bar staff should confiscate all phones.....or just break my thumbs after a certain amount of drink!!!

hmmm.....how do u repair text damage....the gits have ur rambling insults in writing!!!!!!

ah i dunno....thankfully i ran out of credit fairly quickly......although thats not necessarily a good thing..........OH CHRIST!!!!!:eek:

Boston · 24-02-2002 01:20AM

Originally posted by SyxPak
*neutered

me have a volunteer, but it seems we're having problems finding the target, break out the microscope:D

Mills · 24-02-2002 03:57AM

hmmm.....how do u repair text damage....the gits have ur rambling insults in writing!!!!!!

Rambling insults are much easier to repair than professions of undying love, in my experience anyway

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Victor · 24-02-2002 12:39PM

Claim you sent it to the wrong person in your address book!

azezil · 24-02-2002 12:59PM

here's a novel idea, why don't you exercise some restraint n don't drink yourself into a stupefied state.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 24-02-2002 01:44PM

"Rambling insults are much easier to repair than professions of undying love, in my experience anyway ."

damn straight

daftbegger · 24-02-2002 04:19PM

Have you asked the person if they are insulted?

Chinafoot · 24-02-2002 07:42PM

i would ask the person if he would answer his bloody phone.

so i figure that means he is insulted.

ah well......:rolleyes:

u men are SO hard to figure out!!!

po0k · 24-02-2002 07:52PM

Not really.
Simple needs and desires. One level of complexity.
Beer, sex, sleep and food. Prick us and we bleed. Call us impotent and we are insulted. And won't answer phones.

Chinafoot · 24-02-2002 07:55PM

hmmm well this one must be the exception. not quite sure if i called him impotent......... although it is a strong possibility.

i just shouldnt be allowed drink Jaegermeister....... something bad always happens!

oh i dunno....

Gordon · 24-02-2002 08:10PM

Originally posted by peachypants

u men are SO hard to figure out!!!

thats because you women keep insulting us whenever you've had too much Jaagermeister and text us under the influence

Chinafoot · 24-02-2002 08:14PM

yes but if he would at least tell me what exactly i said to him i could try to fix it........

.............................and u lot think WE'RE hard to figure out!!!!??

Gordon · 24-02-2002 08:28PM

Then maybe it's not worth fixing babe

Chinafoot · 24-02-2002 08:31PM

hmmmm yea ur probably right.

i think i'll just take the hint and leave the poor bloke alone.

i think i'll make a good spinster.....dont u?!

n.catenthusiast · 24-02-2002 08:33PM

i use my phone to figure uot if i've had too much.
If I can still make out the time in the top right-hand corner of the screen than i'm fine.
If it's gone completely blurred, and I haven't a clue what time it is then i'm wasted enough.
Simple but effective

Gordon · 24-02-2002 08:37PM

Originally posted by peachypants

i think i'll make a good spinster.....dont u?!

Keep up those antics and you'll be a spinsister - expert on applying spin management thru use of mobile phone texts. Keep em spinning sister!

Chinafoot · 24-02-2002 09:00PM

lol....i picture myslef to be one of those old bitter ladies with like a million cats.....the kind all the kids are scared of....the one whose house they RUN past...........my my i cant wait for my future :rolleyes:

The Sweeper · 25-02-2002 10:32AM

Originally posted by Gordon
Then maybe it's not worth fixing babe

Okay, this is almost completely off topic, but I suddenly really need to know if you know Peachy in the realms of the real world, or if you just automatically called her 'babe' because she's a gurrrllllll.....

Gordon · 25-02-2002 10:49AM

...maybe

Lemming · 25-02-2002 11:15AM

Originally posted by peachypants
lol....i picture myslef to be one of those old bitter ladies with like a million cats.....the kind all the kids are scared of....the one whose house they RUN past...........my my i cant wait for my future :rolleyes:

The crazy "cat" woman from the Simpsons springs to mind

BigMac · 25-02-2002 01:47PM

I heard on the News last week on fm104 or today fm, can't remember which one, that some hotel had started to do a babysitting service for mobile phones.You give in your phone @ reception when u check in, each phone was given its own deck chair and was answered around the clock. Only the important messages were given out and all the rest handed to you when you were leaving. This would solve a lot of problems especially if you were going on a stag weekend......
I think the Hotel was in the UK.........:p

Can't see it taking off though !!!!!!!!

Chinafoot · 25-02-2002 10:35PM

ok ppl we can all calm down.......... i found out what i said and i think i fixed it.

til next time of course.......!!!

Chinafoot · 25-02-2002 10:37PM

Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels

Okay, this is almost completely off topic, but I suddenly really need to know if you know Peachy in the realms of the real world, or if you just automatically called her 'babe' because she's a gurrrllllll.....

well i dunno if he knows me but i dont know him.......well not that im aware of anyway!!

daftbegger · 25-02-2002 11:55PM

Peachypants & minesaredwine chatting away!!! Seems funny to me!!

WhiteWashMan · 26-02-2002 11:12AM

Originally posted by daftbegger
Peachypants & minesaredwine chatting away!!! Seems funny to me!!

i think you have far too much free time on your hands.

and you'll find that red wine can be very enjoyable, as long as you let it breathe.............

Gordon · 26-02-2002 11:53AM

Originally posted by peachypants

well i dunno if he knows me but i dont know him.......well not that im aware of anyway!!

... so you don't remember that text that you sent me huh?!!

Gordon · 26-02-2002 05:10PM

Sheesh, didn's notice, must have been on the fabric softener etc etc

elexes · 26-02-2002 11:09PM

think this law should become a natural law . ive don so mutch txting when im drunk and it gets worse when i look for the uglyiest girl in my phone book to ring to score with caus i know she just cant say no . and say so mutch crap and then end up ignoring her for about 2 weeks . bah bring it in quick . or a phone that knows your drunk and wont allow use till it thinks ur sobour thats not a bad ida now ..............

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