mobilephones-drinking laws

Chinafoot

why oh why cant there be some law preventing idiots (like myself) using their mobile phones whilst under the influence???

then i wouldnt get myself into so much bloody trouble!

Boston

i agree, such people should be nuttered

po0k

*neutered

Chinafoot

Perhaps the bar staff should confiscate all phones.....or just break my thumbs after a certain amount of drink!!!

hmmm.....how do u repair text damage....the gits have ur rambling insults in writing!!!!!!

ah i dunno....thankfully i ran out of credit fairly quickly......although thats not necessarily a good thing..........OH CHRIST!!!!!:eek:

Boston

Originally posted by SyxPak
*neutered

me have a volunteer, but it seems we're having problems finding the target, break out the microscope:D

Mills

hmmm.....how do u repair text damage....the gits have ur rambling insults in writing!!!!!!

Rambling insults are much easier to repair than professions of undying love, in my experience anyway .

Victor

Claim you sent it to the wrong person in your address book!

azezil

here's a novel idea, why don't you exercise some restraint n don't drink yourself into a stupefied state.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

"Rambling insults are much easier to repair than professions of undying love, in my experience anyway ."

damn straight

daftbegger

Have you asked the person if they are insulted?

Chinafoot

i would ask the person if he would answer his bloody phone.

so i figure that means he is insulted.

ah well......:rolleyes:

u men are SO hard to figure out!!!

po0k

Not really.
Simple needs and desires. One level of complexity.
Beer, sex, sleep and food. Prick us and we bleed. Call us impotent and we are insulted. And won't answer phones.

Chinafoot

hmmm well this one must be the exception. not quite sure if i called him impotent......... although it is a strong possibility.

i just shouldnt be allowed drink Jaegermeister....... something bad always happens!

oh i dunno....

Gordon

Originally posted by peachypants

u men are SO hard to figure out!!!

thats because you women keep insulting us whenever you've had too much Jaagermeister and text us under the influence

Chinafoot

yes but if he would at least tell me what exactly i said to him i could try to fix it........

.............................and u lot think WE'RE hard to figure out!!!!??

Gordon

Then maybe it's not worth fixing babe

Chinafoot

hmmmm yea ur probably right.

i think i'll just take the hint and leave the poor bloke alone.

i think i'll make a good spinster.....dont u?!

n.catenthusiast

i use my phone to figure uot if i've had too much.
If I can still make out the time in the top right-hand corner of the screen than i'm fine.
If it's gone completely blurred, and I haven't a clue what time it is then i'm wasted enough.
Simple but effective

Gordon

Originally posted by peachypants

i think i'll make a good spinster.....dont u?!

Keep up those antics and you'll be a spinsister - expert on applying spin management thru use of mobile phone texts. Keep em spinning sister!

Chinafoot

lol....i picture myslef to be one of those old bitter ladies with like a million cats.....the kind all the kids are scared of....the one whose house they RUN past...........my my i cant wait for my future :rolleyes:

The Sweeper

Originally posted by Gordon
Then maybe it's not worth fixing babe

Okay, this is almost completely off topic, but I suddenly really need to know if you know Peachy in the realms of the real world, or if you just automatically called her 'babe' because she's a gurrrllllll.....

Gordon

...maybe

Lemming

Originally posted by peachypants
lol....i picture myslef to be one of those old bitter ladies with like a million cats.....the kind all the kids are scared of....the one whose house they RUN past...........my my i cant wait for my future :rolleyes:

The crazy "cat" woman from the Simpsons springs to mind

BigMac

I heard on the News last week on fm104 or today fm, can't remember which one, that some hotel had started to do a babysitting service for mobile phones.You give in your phone @ reception when u check in, each phone was given its own deck chair and was answered around the clock. Only the important messages were given out and all the rest handed to you when you were leaving. This would solve a lot of problems especially if you were going on a stag weekend......
I think the Hotel was in the UK.........:p
Can't see it taking off though !!!!!!!!

Chinafoot

ok ppl we can all calm down.......... i found out what i said and i think i fixed it.

til next time of course.......!!!

Chinafoot

Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels


Okay, this is almost completely off topic, but I suddenly really need to know if you know Peachy in the realms of the real world, or if you just automatically called her 'babe' because she's a gurrrllllll.....

well i dunno if he knows me but i dont know him.......well not that im aware of anyway!!

daftbegger

Peachypants & minesaredwine chatting away!!! Seems funny to me!!

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by daftbegger
Peachypants & minesaredwine chatting away!!! Seems funny to me!!

i think you have far too much free time on your hands.

and you'll find that red wine can be very enjoyable, as long as you let it breathe.............

Gordon

Originally posted by peachypants

well i dunno if he knows me but i dont know him.......well not that im aware of anyway!!

... so you don't remember that text that you sent me huh?!!

Gordon

Sheesh, didn's notice, must have been on the fabric softener etc etc

elexes

think this law should become a natural law . ive don so mutch txting when im drunk and it gets worse when i look for the uglyiest girl in my phone book to ring to score with caus i know she just cant say no . and say so mutch crap and then end up ignoring her for about 2 weeks . bah bring it in quick . or a phone that knows your drunk and wont allow use till it thinks ur sobour thats not a bad ida now ..............

daftbegger

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan


i think you have far too much free time on your hands.

and you'll find that red wine can be very enjoyable, as long as you let it breathe.............

No I don't have much free time on my hands, While I am in work, I (surprisingly) work. If you knew these two girls you would find it funny. (If you were me).

And It is fixed.

Thanks Peach. xx

daftbegger

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan




and you'll find that red wine can be very enjoyable, as long as you let it breathe.............

Oh forgot to mention.
Red wine breathing is a myth.
Open and enjoy.....But please remember your roots.
Don't be pompous about it, you will look silly.

The Sweeper

Originally posted by daftbegger


If you knew these two girls you would find it funny.

Really?

I know at least 50% of them rather well and I just find it tiresome.

Then again, maybe I don't think it's hilarious because I'm not you...

Jesus - thank heavens for small mercies...

hauling ass back on topic:

I just don't top up my phone credit. Then when I'm drunk I physically can't send texts. Life is so much simpler that way...

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by daftbegger


Oh forgot to mention.
Red wine breathing is a myth.
Open and enjoy.....But please remember your roots.
Don't be pompous about it, you will look silly.

hmm, checked my roots. they seem to be fine. no need for the extra hair colour just yet.
not too sure how i can be pompous about my roots, but there you go.

you remind me of a twat who used to come onto these boards and was generally disliked.

red wine breathing isnt a myth.

glad its fixed.

phoenix2181

the proper expression for breathing is to chambre the wine as "to bring it to room temp" but not stick under hot water etc because the reason for that was that in the past they did not have central heating & the wine would be bloody freezing coming up from the cellar, so they would gentle warm it to room temp but red wine should be served cool not warm & white should be server cold rather then ice bloody cold ( defo not in a ice bucket)

Waylander

I think such items should be served to the individuals preference rather then in some "Correct" manner but there you are. Anyway back to the original topic, I used to have a Nokia 7110. The best feature on this phone was that it saved a copy of all outgoing text messages, so when you found yourself in such a predicament you could review what you wrote the night before and get the apologies in as you deem appropriate. It is a pity the phone had a sh1t reception as I had to get rid of it.

daftbegger

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan




you remind me of a twat who used to come onto these boards and was generally disliked.



glad its fixed.

Aint here to be liked boy. I'm here to read and give opinions.

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by daftbegger


Aint here to be liked boy. I'm here to read and give opinions.

really, then at least try and make them interesting wont you.

Chinafoot

well if u knew what he was on about u might find it interesting!!

oh ya gotta love private jokes.

phaxx

Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels
I just don't top up my phone credit. Then when I'm drunk I physically can't send texts. Life is so much simpler that way...

I have a bill account, so that won't work for me.

Another way would be... to keep the number of the sms service centre noted down at home, then enter a bogus number when you go out, so you can't send texts, are too drunk to enter the correct number, even if you can remember it... After a while you'd remember it though.

Other solution: don't bring the phone. Or is everyone too attatched to theirs? I know I could certainly get by without it for a night*.


* - However, I found it very useful once in a nightclub where you couldn't hear what the other person was saying even when they were shouting - loud - right into your ear. I communicated with people by writing a short message on the thing and handing it to them.
/me shrugs
Worked fairly well, and I wasn't too drunk to type properly.

Chinafoot

Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels



Really?

I know at least 50% of them rather well and I just find it tiresome.

Then again, maybe I don't think it's hilarious because I'm not you...

hmmmmmm....yea. i see it now :P