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LegacyUser · 02-11-2005 12:05AM

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote:

...and Jill came tumbling after.

The End.

But then Jack came back because he forgot to water the beanstalk. He grabbed Jill and they went for a ride on the DONKEY. They whipped its ass as it hobbled along, wishing the end was nigh .. but knew it wasn't. Then they filled it up with Petrol .. and off to the ..

the_syco · 02-11-2005 12:12AM

Woodie's store to get a machet [spelling?], and hacked off the head of...

Sparky · 02-11-2005 12:40AM

george bush, who just happened to be deflowering the plant of..

dundalk cailin · 02-11-2005 01:46AM

the rare but very exotic...

MrVestek · 02-11-2005 07:07PM

George's Bushflower, which funilly enough smells alot like a rotten...

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 02-11-2005 07:59PM

...way to end this story.
But they all lived happily ever after.

The End.

Mr.Nice Guy · 02-11-2005 08:01PM

...or was it?

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 02-11-2005 08:03PM

Yes... yes it was.

Sparky · 02-11-2005 08:26PM

then DonkeyStyle \o/ came along with all the ammo in the universe and killed everybody in this story, published it, made millions and drank himself to death.

LegacyUser · 02-11-2005 11:47PM

Sparky_S wrote:

then DonkeyStyle \o/ came along with all the ammo in the universe and killed everybody in this story, published it, made millions and drank himself to death.

Then George Lucas came along and realised there was great franchise potential and wrote prequels ...

Stompbox · 03-11-2005 12:03AM

... which featured Donkeystyle as the egotistically maniacal....Dr.Pagina!....

dundalk cailin · 03-11-2005 12:24AM

and also featured sweet as the registered pyscho located on oceanic flight 815..

LegacyUser · 03-11-2005 01:57AM

I raped some sort of goat....it was great.

Sparky · 03-11-2005 02:20AM

said a newspaper reviewer after reading the book

LegacyUser · 03-11-2005 03:53AM

Once you go black, you never go back...

LegacyUser · 03-11-2005 09:55AM

Up .. up and away they went .. but they left the backdoor open and cheesedude fell out!! The world was full of ...

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 03-11-2005 12:00PM

... happyness again.

The End.

dundalk cailin · 03-11-2005 01:28PM

or so we thought until it was reported that a very...

Sparky · 03-11-2005 01:40PM

big penis was walking down the road, untill it tripped and fell in...

Stompbox · 03-11-2005 01:45PM

to a hole which was quite ironic as this hole looked like the worlds largest female...

Sparky · 03-11-2005 01:48PM

doughnut

LegacyUser · 03-11-2005 01:59PM

.. worlds largest .. female .. who decided that Donkeys and Cheese are banned from the world (mods please arrange

) !!

The sky opened up and she yelled ..

"Hear yeeeee, Hear Yeeeeee (Cork accent) ... prepare for the grand entrance of Sir ... "

Green_Martian · 03-11-2005 02:41PM

Pumpkin, who has turned into a ......................

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 03-11-2005 02:45PM

... symbolic way to say the story has ended well.

The End.

Green_Martian · 03-11-2005 02:54PM

But then a magical mysterious thing happens and the story turns to a new chapter, where..................

LegacyUser · 03-11-2005 03:39PM

DonkeyStyle \o/ was commited to a loony bin for constantly uttering "The End" prematurely. Key thrown away ..

Mr.Nice Guy · 03-11-2005 03:42PM

it finally gets recovered by a talking giraffe who...

Green_Martian · 03-11-2005 03:44PM

looks a lot like the new liverpool striker Peter Crouch.............who then proceeds to telll the tale of his....................

LegacyUser · 03-11-2005 04:00PM

failure to score for the reds yet and plans for Saturday, when he hopes to score in the goal and also ....

MrVestek · 03-11-2005 04:42PM

...Kick yer wan up the arse from the '****ed In Ireland' DVD for ever, ever ever staring in a skanger porno. Speaking of skanger porno, I was walking down the street yesterday when all of a sudden a chung wan came up to me shouting: "...

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