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Hagar · 31-10-2005 8:31pm #1

It was 9:31 on a dark Halloween night. We were all heading down to the...

RVN10 · 31-10-2005 8:34pm

the ice-cream social when we came across....

rugbug86 · 31-10-2005 8:34pm

bonfire with 12 skangers in tow. they thought they were there for the craic, but really we were going to throw them on and watch them burn like...

Laguna · 31-10-2005 8:37pm

until we realised that skangers were the life and soul of our local community, we then decided to ring up Bertie Ahern to see if he wanted to..

RVN10 · 31-10-2005 8:39pm

to bring fat mary along to roast some.....

rugbug86 · 31-10-2005 8:39pm

personally kill them because it was those very skangers that had...

Laguna · 31-10-2005 8:41pm

bought Telfonn Eireann off the state and turned the company into €ircom. When fat Mary got there she decided to eat..

MrVestek · 31-10-2005 8:49pm

Laguna wrote:

bought Telfonn Eireann off the state and turned the company into €ircom. When fat Mary got there she decided to eat..

all of the kids who were dressed up in the area. Then she had the audacity to ask for a steaming hot cup of...

Laguna · 31-10-2005 8:52pm

urine, fresh from Bertie's langer. She drank it down heartilty, gleefully declaring it was like...

aidan_walsh · 31-10-2005 8:53pm

piss in a bottle.

Laguna · 31-10-2005 8:56pm

Bertie then cried out "I've uh been eh v-v-v-v-v-violated!", at which Mary said back..

Tar.Aldarion · 31-10-2005 9:03pm

to the future!

Laguna · 31-10-2005 9:07pm

Luckily enough they had stolen Charlie McGreevy's Delorean whilst he was busy getting down with his EU friends. They jumped in, Bertie in the back because he likes to be chauffeured, Mary in the front for ease of drive thru access, she hit the gas and they sped on their way to...

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 31-10-2005 9:17pm

..their homes.
And they all lived happily ever after.

The End.

Laguna · 31-10-2005 9:22pm

Argh.. I was having fun there, why'd ya have to go all wet blanket?

Tar.Aldarion · 31-10-2005 9:24pm

It had a good run.

MrVestek · 31-10-2005 9:33pm

Laguna wrote:

Luckily enough they had stolen Charlie McGreevy's Delorean whilst he was busy getting down with his EU friends. They jumped in, Bertie in the back because he likes to be chauffeured, Mary in the front for ease of drive thru access, she hit the gas and they sped on their way to...

The BatCave, because they wanted to play with Batman's Boy Wonder, to which he exclaimed 'Holy Gargantuan...

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 31-10-2005 10:54pm

... batman, why are people still replying?! the story's over, let it go.'
They all agreed not to do anything else, and they all died, and everyone lived happily ever after.

The End.

Pigman II · 31-10-2005 10:58pm

But then the Boy Wonder awoke in a cold sweat! Everything up until this point had been a dream. BW walked towards the shower. He pulls back the shower curtain only to see Bobby Ewing from Dallas. Bobby says....

Sparky · 31-10-2005 11:00pm

Im Back...then reaches for the hidden knife within the soap and....

Rhyme · 31-10-2005 11:02pm

But drops the soap and...

Wertz · 31-10-2005 11:02pm

...takes a bite before declaring...

Sparky · 31-10-2005 11:06pm

that he loves herbal essences

LegacyUser · 31-10-2005 11:09pm

if the money's right

Sparky · 31-10-2005 11:31pm

Then suddenly...

Pigman II · 31-10-2005 11:39pm

..... the ghost of Jennifer Anistons haircut floats into the room and starts hocking L'oreal shampoo because it's worth it.....

Sparky · 31-10-2005 11:40pm

then heather locklear grabs the goast hair and tries to hide it as the tv ad film crew film her then the hair.....

Pigman II · 31-10-2005 11:41pm

.... on her pussy falls off , so she brings it to the vet for a checkup....

RVN10 · 31-10-2005 11:43pm

where the vet turns it into some sort of beard where he then proceeds to .......

31-10-2005 11:44pm

...look a lot like sarky...

Wertz · 31-10-2005 11:45pm

(wait, HERE COMES THE SCIENCE BIT)...

RVN10 · 31-10-2005 11:46pm

so he turns to pighead and says you look alot like......

Green_Martian · 31-10-2005 11:49pm

That kid Milhouse from the Simpsons

Evd-Burner · 31-10-2005 11:50pm

A witch, and she then.....

RVN10 · 31-10-2005 11:57pm

proceeded to pull WDK out of her backside and said oh my thats gonna .....

Green_Martian · 31-10-2005 11:58pm

be nice and warm...........anyone wanna guess where i get the ice cubes??
Well there are............

RVN10 · 01-11-2005 12:01am

some over there in the cooler , but you better not go in there because......

Sparky · 01-11-2005 12:02am

YORE MA's head is in there

Green_Martian · 01-11-2005 12:04am

because there are little hobbits in there messing with their rings, and if you disturb them they will................

RVN10 · 01-11-2005 12:05am

burn your house down and shove fireworks up your.......

Green_Martian · 01-11-2005 12:07am

car exhaust will which cause a big bang. The bang will also awaken................

scojones · 01-11-2005 12:08am

Chubb76 wrote:

burn your house down and shove fireworks up your.......

left nostril while screaming "you shall not pass". Afterwards....

RVN10 · 01-11-2005 12:08am

harry potter who is sleeping under the stairs with his prostitute who suddenly awakens and says............

Green_Martian · 01-11-2005 12:09am

my god that is a very small...........

RVN10 · 01-11-2005 12:10am

then the hobbit hops into the room screaming .........

Green_Martian · 01-11-2005 12:11am

Mr Sam, Mr Sam i found what you have been searching for the very big and scary...........

Sparky · 01-11-2005 12:13am

and its only 1 inches, thing

RVN10 · 01-11-2005 12:14am

think you should go in for closer inspection a you'll see .....

Sparky · 01-11-2005 12:25am

a mouse eating a cat...

dundalk cailin · 01-11-2005 12:29am

which will shock you to the very core, and you will feel like...

MrVestek · 01-11-2005 8:17pm

dundalk cailin wrote:

which will shock you to the very core, and you will feel like...

A big pimply cock for even sugesting to the prostitute that she could stick her fingers up your...

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