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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭RVN10


    so he turns to pighead and says you look alot like......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭Green_Martian


    That kid Milhouse from the Simpsons


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,337 ✭✭✭Evd-Burner


    A witch, and she then.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭RVN10


    proceeded to pull WDK out of her backside and said oh my thats gonna .....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭Green_Martian


    be nice and warm...........anyone wanna guess where i get the ice cubes??
    Well there are............


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭RVN10


    some over there in the cooler , but you better not go in there because......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    YORE MA's head is in there


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭Green_Martian


    because there are little hobbits in there messing with their rings, and if you disturb them they will................


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭RVN10


    burn your house down and shove fireworks up your.......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭Green_Martian


    car exhaust will which cause a big bang. The bang will also awaken................


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,230 ✭✭✭scojones


    Chubb76 wrote:
    burn your house down and shove fireworks up your.......

    left nostril while screaming "you shall not pass". Afterwards....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭RVN10


    harry potter who is sleeping under the stairs with his prostitute who suddenly awakens and says............


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭Green_Martian


    my god that is a very small...........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭RVN10


    then the hobbit hops into the room screaming .........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭Green_Martian


    Mr Sam, Mr Sam i found what you have been searching for the very big and scary...........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    and its only 1 inches, thing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭RVN10


    think you should go in for closer inspection a you'll see .....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    a mouse eating a cat...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,648 ✭✭✭dundalk cailin


    which will shock you to the very core, and you will feel like...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,296 ✭✭✭MrVestek


    which will shock you to the very core, and you will feel like...
    A big pimply cock for even sugesting to the prostitute that she could stick her fingers up your...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,495 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    .. nose for even posting on a Halloween Story after the holiday is over! Then from under the bed came a big scary STD which uttered the words ..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 310 ✭✭curliq


    "though shalt be protected by...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 165,998 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    protected by three radiant knackers bearing metal poles and many rockets to launch down your street without regard for ..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 771 ✭✭✭spiderlegs


    the crazy dirty old lady who expressed slightly homosexual tendencies and lived near by with...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,296 ✭✭✭MrVestek


    spiderlegs wrote:
    the crazy dirty old lady who expressed slightly homosexual tendencies and lived near by with...
    her pet skangers and mountain of dutch gold, which funilly enough smelled like...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 165,998 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    two greyhounds and a slice of cheese which she leaves in her fridge to gather fungus .. sometimes she uses it for ..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 771 ✭✭✭spiderlegs


    shoving in her pet skangers eyes so they would run around acting more vicious and stupid than usual just like....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,296 ✭✭✭MrVestek


    spiderlegs wrote:
    shoving in her pet skangers eyes so they would run around acting more vicious and stupid than usual just like....
    Homer Simpson when he's been playing too much sonic the hedgehog... which funilly enough is blue and fast just like...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 165,998 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Achilles wrote:
    Homer Simpson when he's been playing too much sonic the hedgehog... which funilly enough is blue and fast just like...

    the camera shake on Achilles signature which reminded the old biddy of the 15 cans of Dutch Gold she just downed. Things started getting hazy .. just then, the door burst open and in walked .. {buff buff bufff .. sound of big boots}


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    ...and Jill came tumbling after.

    The End.


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