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Hagar · 31-10-2005 09:31PM #1

It was 9:31 on a dark Halloween night. We were all heading down to the...

RVN10 · 31-10-2005 09:34PM

the ice-cream social when we came across....

rugbug86 · 31-10-2005 09:34PM

bonfire with 12 skangers in tow. they thought they were there for the craic, but really we were going to throw them on and watch them burn like...

Laguna · 31-10-2005 09:37PM

until we realised that skangers were the life and soul of our local community, we then decided to ring up Bertie Ahern to see if he wanted to..

RVN10 · 31-10-2005 09:39PM

to bring fat mary along to roast some.....

rugbug86 · 31-10-2005 09:39PM

personally kill them because it was those very skangers that had...

Laguna · 31-10-2005 09:41PM

bought Telfonn Eireann off the state and turned the company into €ircom. When fat Mary got there she decided to eat..

MrVestek · 31-10-2005 09:49PM

Laguna wrote:

bought Telfonn Eireann off the state and turned the company into €ircom. When fat Mary got there she decided to eat..

all of the kids who were dressed up in the area. Then she had the audacity to ask for a steaming hot cup of...

Laguna · 31-10-2005 09:52PM

urine, fresh from Bertie's langer. She drank it down heartilty, gleefully declaring it was like...

aidan_walsh · 31-10-2005 09:53PM

piss in a bottle.

Laguna · 31-10-2005 09:56PM

Bertie then cried out "I've uh been eh v-v-v-v-v-violated!", at which Mary said back..

Tar.Aldarion · 31-10-2005 10:03PM

to the future!

Laguna · 31-10-2005 10:07PM

Luckily enough they had stolen Charlie McGreevy's Delorean whilst he was busy getting down with his EU friends. They jumped in, Bertie in the back because he likes to be chauffeured, Mary in the front for ease of drive thru access, she hit the gas and they sped on their way to...

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 31-10-2005 10:17PM

..their homes.
And they all lived happily ever after.

The End.

Laguna · 31-10-2005 10:22PM

Argh.. I was having fun there, why'd ya have to go all wet blanket?

Tar.Aldarion · 31-10-2005 10:24PM

It had a good run.

MrVestek · 31-10-2005 10:33PM

Laguna wrote:

Luckily enough they had stolen Charlie McGreevy's Delorean whilst he was busy getting down with his EU friends. They jumped in, Bertie in the back because he likes to be chauffeured, Mary in the front for ease of drive thru access, she hit the gas and they sped on their way to...

The BatCave, because they wanted to play with Batman's Boy Wonder, to which he exclaimed 'Holy Gargantuan...

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 31-10-2005 11:54PM

... batman, why are people still replying?! the story's over, let it go.'
They all agreed not to do anything else, and they all died, and everyone lived happily ever after.

The End.

Pigman II · 31-10-2005 11:58PM

But then the Boy Wonder awoke in a cold sweat! Everything up until this point had been a dream. BW walked towards the shower. He pulls back the shower curtain only to see Bobby Ewing from Dallas. Bobby says....

Sparky · 01-11-2005 12:00AM

Im Back...then reaches for the hidden knife within the soap and....

Rhyme · 01-11-2005 12:02AM

But drops the soap and...

Wertz · 01-11-2005 12:02AM

...takes a bite before declaring...

Sparky · 01-11-2005 12:06AM

that he loves herbal essences

LegacyUser · 01-11-2005 12:09AM

if the money's right

Sparky · 01-11-2005 12:31AM

Then suddenly...

Pigman II · 01-11-2005 12:39AM

..... the ghost of Jennifer Anistons haircut floats into the room and starts hocking L'oreal shampoo because it's worth it.....

Sparky · 01-11-2005 12:40AM

then heather locklear grabs the goast hair and tries to hide it as the tv ad film crew film her then the hair.....

Pigman II · 01-11-2005 12:41AM

.... on her pussy falls off , so she brings it to the vet for a checkup....

RVN10 · 01-11-2005 12:43AM

where the vet turns it into some sort of beard where he then proceeds to .......

01-11-2005 12:44AM

...look a lot like sarky...

Wertz · 01-11-2005 12:45AM

(wait, HERE COMES THE SCIENCE BIT)...

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