Please Pass The Mayo! (Vulgar)

Le Rack · 2005-10-19 19:55:40

A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?" "Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose." "Wow, what does it look like after sex?" "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"

19-10-2005 08:55PM

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A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."

"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"

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#2 20-10-2005 04:16AM

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LOL. Thats nasty.

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#3 20-10-2005 07:43AM

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Brilliant

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#4 20-10-2005 07:29PM

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It's sick but caused my friend to choke on her pot noodle with laughter, good thing she wasn't eatin her egg mayo sandwiches...

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