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Please Pass The Mayo! (Vulgar)

  • 19-10-2005 08:55PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭


    A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
    "Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."

    "Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
    "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    LOL. Thats nasty. :D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 570 ✭✭✭Pauly26


    Brilliant


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    It's sick but caused my friend to choke on her pot noodle with laughter, good thing she wasn't eatin her egg mayo sandwiches...


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