One piece of advice.

Nala · 15-10-2005 09:50PM #1

Hi everyone,
Well I'm just wondering: If you could give someone only ONE piece of advice for life, what would you tell them?

Endurance Man · 15-10-2005 09:51PM

Dont live to please others.

qz · 15-10-2005 09:56PM

It's better to regret something you have done than something you haven't.

Crucifix · 15-10-2005 09:58PM

"Wear Sunscreen"

Niall123 · 15-10-2005 09:59PM

Learn from others mistakes.

Le Rack · 15-10-2005 10:00PM

Be who you want to be.

Somnus · 15-10-2005 10:32PM

Dont waste your life on Boards

as for what i'd really say........ not too sure probably something like "Dont take your friends for granted,you never know when your gonna need them"

Karoma · 15-10-2005 10:33PM

Kill yourself. Kill yourself now.

scuba steve · 15-10-2005 10:35PM

Never Eat Yellow Snow!!!!!

netwhizkid · 15-10-2005 10:38PM

Never dwell on the past and always look towards the future,

Never cry over spilled milk

larryone · 15-10-2005 10:45PM

Don't invade Rusia in the winter.

Rantorama · 15-10-2005 10:45PM

The most useless thing in life is a maxim.

d-arke · 15-10-2005 10:46PM

Crucifix wrote:

"Wear Sunscreen"

lol, i know where this is going. and for all those that don't:

http://www.lyricscrawler.com/song/3953.html

as for my advice,find your soulmate

p.s.just out of curiousity, does anyone know why i cant copy hyperlinks into the boards.ie text box

Riamfada · 15-10-2005 10:47PM

Dont **** or try to **** in public

Le Rack · 15-10-2005 10:48PM

Grimes wrote:

Dont **** or try to **** in public

and why not?

Somnus · 15-10-2005 10:49PM

Grimes wrote:

Dont **** or try to **** in public

Why not?

Le Rack · 15-10-2005 10:50PM

come on we're waiting! I've done guys in public...

d-arke · 15-10-2005 10:54PM

Le Rack wrote:

come on we're waiting! I've done guys in public...

good stuff, keep up the good work, a happy man is a productive man

larryone · 15-10-2005 10:54PM

/me has fond memories of merrion square
=0)

(no, not with Le Rack, with a girl I went out with years ago)

Riamfada · 15-10-2005 10:57PM

I meant yourself. Of course you can **** other men in public. Actually my second peice of advice is Offer Random Fellas Free **** in Ballymun...................... I smell a bannin ill stop

Daelus · 15-10-2005 11:01PM

This thread is hilarious.

One piece of advice, from me, would be..:

Appreciate what you've got now. Don't just keep looking for what comes next.

Except I stole that from a TV show. :rolleyes:

ratboy · 15-10-2005 11:01PM

being a beaten man is better than being a victorious mouse.

larryone · 15-10-2005 11:03PM

Aye, I stole the "Dont invade Russia in the winter" from a mate of mine.

/me feels shame

Somnus · 15-10-2005 11:04PM

If you have no money, be polite

i just stole that from a site

http://www.useful-information.info/quotations/good-advice.html

Riamfada · 15-10-2005 11:07PM

ratboy wrote:

being a beaten man is better than being a victorious mouse.

Arse tbh.

Le Rack · 15-10-2005 11:35PM

Ballymun? You'd get something in the air there!

John · 15-10-2005 11:40PM

Don't wipe your arse with a broken bottle

nlgbbbblth · 15-10-2005 11:48PM

If you're being bullied always hit back.

fade2black · 15-10-2005 11:50PM

If you're afraid to lose, you'll never win.

nlgbbbblth · 15-10-2005 11:58PM

Dead rats don't lay eggs.

Pighead · 15-10-2005 11:58PM

This ones for all the single lads out there.You know the way you went out shopping today down Grafton Street and your heart sank when you seen all the happy smuggy couples kissing and cuddling.You felt like crap and you went home with your tail between your legs didnt you?Probably had a little cry too.
Well don't do that anymore lads.In future convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside Brown Thomas with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.When the smuggy couples pass by, shake your head and smile while doing this :rolleyes:

One piece of advice.

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