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One piece of advice.

  • 15-10-2005 8:50pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭


    Hi everyone,
    Well I'm just wondering: If you could give someone only ONE piece of advice for life, what would you tell them?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,240 ✭✭✭Endurance Man


    Dont live to please others.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,753 ✭✭✭qz


    It's better to regret something you have done than something you haven't.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,437 ✭✭✭Crucifix


    "Wear Sunscreen"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 278 ✭✭Niall123


    Learn from others mistakes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Be who you want to be.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,345 ✭✭✭Somnus


    Dont waste your life on Boards :D

    as for what i'd really say........ not too sure probably something like "Dont take your friends for granted,you never know when your gonna need them"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Kill yourself. Kill yourself now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,549 ✭✭✭scuba steve


    Never Eat Yellow Snow!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    Never dwell on the past and always look towards the future,

    Never cry over spilled milk


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,105 ✭✭✭larryone


    Don't invade Rusia in the winter.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 284 ✭✭Rantorama


    The most useless thing in life is a maxim.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 458 ✭✭d-arke


    Crucifix wrote:
    "Wear Sunscreen"


    lol, i know where this is going. and for all those that don't:

    http://www.lyricscrawler.com/song/3953.html


    as for my advice,find your soulmate



    p.s.just out of curiousity, does anyone know why i cant copy hyperlinks into the boards.ie text box


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    Dont **** or try to **** in public


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Grimes wrote:
    Dont **** or try to **** in public
    and why not?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,345 ✭✭✭Somnus


    Grimes wrote:
    Dont **** or try to **** in public

    Why not? :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    come on we're waiting! I've done guys in public...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 458 ✭✭d-arke


    Le Rack wrote:
    come on we're waiting! I've done guys in public...

    good stuff, keep up the good work, a happy man is a productive man


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,105 ✭✭✭larryone


    /me has fond memories of merrion square
    =0)

    (no, not with Le Rack, with a girl I went out with years ago)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    I meant yourself. Of course you can **** other men in public. Actually my second peice of advice is Offer Random Fellas Free **** in Ballymun...................... I smell a bannin ill stop


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 432 ✭✭Daelus


    This thread is hilarious. :D

    One piece of advice, from me, would be..:

    Appreciate what you've got now. Don't just keep looking for what comes next.



    Except I stole that from a TV show. :rolleyes:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 255 ✭✭ratboy


    being a beaten man is better than being a victorious mouse.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,105 ✭✭✭larryone


    Aye, I stole the "Dont invade Russia in the winter" from a mate of mine.

    /me feels shame


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,345 ✭✭✭Somnus


    If you have no money, be polite

    i just stole that from a site :D

    http://www.useful-information.info/quotations/good-advice.html


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    ratboy wrote:
    being a beaten man is better than being a victorious mouse.


    Arse tbh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Ballymun? You'd get something in the air there!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,135 ✭✭✭✭John


    Don't wipe your arse with a broken bottle


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,668 ✭✭✭nlgbbbblth


    If you're being bullied always hit back.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,937 ✭✭✭fade2black


    If you're afraid to lose, you'll never win.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,668 ✭✭✭nlgbbbblth


    Dead rats don't lay eggs.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    This ones for all the single lads out there.You know the way you went out shopping today down Grafton Street and your heart sank when you seen all the happy smuggy couples kissing and cuddling.You felt like crap and you went home with your tail between your legs didnt you?Probably had a little cry too.
    Well don't do that anymore lads.In future convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside Brown Thomas with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.When the smuggy couples pass by, shake your head and smile while doing this :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,135 ✭✭✭✭John


    Pighead wrote:
    when you seen all the happy smuggy couples kissing and cuddling.

    I made up one half of one of those couples. None of your advice for me sunshine!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,240 ✭✭✭Endurance Man


    Pighead wrote:
    This ones for all the single lads out there.You know the way you went out shopping today down Grafton Street and your heart sank when you seen all the happy smuggy couples kissing and cuddling.You felt like crap and you went home with your tail between your legs didnt you?Probably had a little cry too.
    Well don't do that anymore lads.In future convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside Brown Thomas with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.When the smuggy couples pass by, shake your head and smile while doing this :rolleyes:

    Hahahahahaahha :D , haha, Pighead + Frasier = Me laughing lots 2nite.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    John2 wrote:
    I made up one half of one of those couples. None of your advice for me sunshine!
    grumble!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    "Life is a circle, what goes around comes around. So work like you don't need the money, dance like nobody's looking and love like you've never been hurt"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    Never tie your shoes in a revolving door


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Gazza22


    Be yourself and don't look to others for approval


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,925 ✭✭✭RainyDay


    Life isn't a dress rehearsal - You get one chance.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 944 ✭✭✭NoDayBut2Day


    Enjoy every moment of life's journey - even the hard times, because it's these times that help you truly appreciate the good times.

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    The only opinion that matters is your own.

    With all experience, Learn from the bad, celebrate the good.







    stop touching yourself gimmick


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 304 ✭✭Dagnir Glaurung


    Don't follow leaders


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,816 ✭✭✭Franky Boy


    Not only accept advice but benefit from it also.



    Also don'y piss on jelly fish stings.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 195 ✭✭nedoo


    Keep your mind young forever.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Raphael wrote:
    "Life is a circle, what goes around comes around. So work like you don't need the money, dance like nobody's looking and love like you've never been hurt"
    who, d'ya steal that from?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,240 ✭✭✭Endurance Man


    Le Rack wrote:
    who, d'ya steal that from?


    Probably the Intranet :p , its the source of all knowledge.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Actually it's my motto....or it might be, if i start having a motto.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Learn to Swim


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,115 ✭✭✭Takeshi_Kovacs


    do or do not...
    there is no try...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,345 ✭✭✭Somnus


    do or do not...
    there is no try...

    Ah, Yoda,the source of all wisdom


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Think for yourself, damn it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 110 ✭✭Adblock


    Stay away from cigarettes and learn to play one musical instrument. Spend at least one week thinking about your existence. Go swimming in the winter.


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