What would you put in a microwave?

stormkeeper · 20-09-2005 07:51PM

lazylad wrote:

a cat in a microwave. ah dats brutal! did u see the tape? what did it look like?

*bites lip* As much as I have a morbid fascination at times, this is past where I'd draw the line...

electric69 · 20-09-2005 07:58PM

I once put milk in a microwave......it was warm afterwards..

stormkeeper · 20-09-2005 08:08PM

electric69 wrote:

I once put milk in a microwave......it was warm afterwards..

Fancy that! :eek:

electric69 · 22-09-2005 08:10PM

Liquid-nitrogen....when it heats it becomes a gas which is 1000 times more dense than the liquid...basically...Liquid-nitrogen=HUGE kaboom

*MmmPie* · 22-09-2005 08:21PM

An egg. That was fun.

Agent Smith · 30-09-2005 04:44AM

i would Pay Good money to see a mobile phone battary in a microwave....

TOPDAWG · 30-09-2005 12:54PM

Love wrote:

There are some sick, sick people out there. One of my friends knows someone who microwaved his sister's kitten, put it in a blender and recorded the whole thing.

Im seriously disturbed by that!!

I nearly blew up a relatives microwave recently, they had the kerrygold butter, ya know the one wrapped in tinfoil? Well itwas like a rock and just wasnt goin on my bread so my brain,having an off day,decided to lash it in the microwave, turning my back on it fellin well impressed by myself until i heard my sisters scream and turned to see a big giant blue flame where my butter once was!! Simpler times..........

**Timbuk2** · 22-10-2005 10:07AM

hey, if you dont like your microwave, and dont mind a mess in your kitchen, watch Brainiac: Science Abuse, it'll tell you what :eek: NOT:eek: to put in your microwave. It'll will explode your microwave. But it'll go with a pretty good bang!!!!!!!!

joejoem · 22-10-2005 10:23AM

WhaT did Steven Segal put in the microwave in Under Seige? That killed a guy, perfectly timed too. Id say a jar of lighter fluid with a fork in it.

dundalk cailin · 22-10-2005 02:50PM

did u know that there is a defrost function on most microwaves these days!!

curliq · 22-10-2005 02:51PM

twixes! Best. Snack. Ever.

just until the caramel starts to come out, then eat with a fork *drool*

Capt'n Midnight · 22-10-2005 09:38PM

electric69 wrote:

Liquid-nitrogen....when it heats it becomes a gas which is 1000 times more dense than the liquid...basically...Liquid-nitrogen=HUGE kaboom

OMG !!!!

Actually that's an Urban myth.
Water expands by 1,600 times when it boils and people do that every day.

"a gas 1000 times more dense than the liquid"
- do you have the primary of an H-Bomb lying round somewhere ?

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Granite heats up in a microwave, never got my hands on a nice slab to try.
You can use plastic pressure cookers to speed up chemical reactions in a microwave
And if you get the right material you can use a microwave as a furnace for melting down gold n' stuff.

Franky Boy · 22-10-2005 11:11PM

A cd.

Le Rack · 23-10-2005 12:35PM

Oh OH I win I win!
Some relation of mine washed her cat, and was trying to dry it but to no avail, so she decides to microwave it to dry it and the whole thing exploded!!!
I'm fairly certain it was my great aunt... crazy old bag...!

Le Rack · 23-10-2005 12:37PM

A metal scouring pad, with a white wine vinegar, a teabag and bread soda for two minutes.

JoeJoeM that's what Segal used in Under Seige.

netwhizkid · 23-10-2005 01:23PM

A cd produces some really fancy light shows. I just love vaporising useless grunge rock music* !!

*Don't try this at home kids!!

Hobbes · 23-10-2005 01:37PM

Putting all this crap in generally destroys your microwave oven.

What I have seen in a microwave.

Eggs. - Wifes friend put 3 of them in as she hadn't had time to boil them, it blew the door off and couldn't be closed.

Potatoes - Explode, but not that bad.

Grapes - Explode. Removed one from the stem and it was like a little jet engine going around.

CDs, Tinfoil - lightning storms. Very bad for microwave.

Bar of Soap - (Brainaic) Basically expands the soap to totally fill the microwave.

bounty_hunter · 23-10-2005 01:38PM

Hobbes wrote:

Bar of Soap - (Brainaic) Basically expands the soap to totally fill the microwave.

COOL!
I'm going to try this now.

Hobbes · 23-10-2005 02:04PM

let us know how you get on.

From the TV show looked like the MW was fuked after it.

Btw, another trick.
1. Remove rotating table.
2. Put in a large mug of cold water fill to close the top.
3. Full power for 5 minutes.
4. slowly move it out of the MW and put on a table.
5. put one spoon of coffee and stir (might help if you wear gloves).

Le Rack · 23-10-2005 02:10PM

oooh sounds fun...

Le Rack · 23-10-2005 03:22PM

found this :

steel wool would burn, not explode, but if somehow the ingredients in the small glass bottle (looking suspiciously like vinegar) and the contents of the plastic jug (an unlikely container for an explosive) were capable of such an explosion, then the ignition of the steel wool would not likely have occurred just after the shutoff.

still looking for more bits though.

joejoem · 24-10-2005 09:13AM

Le Rack wrote:

A metal scouring pad, with a white wine vinegar, a teabag and bread soda for two minutes.

JoeJoeM that's what Segal used in Under Seige.

Does it work?

Aisling(",) · 24-10-2005 05:18PM

Two of my friends together blew up 8 microwaves in a week

Le Rack · 24-10-2005 08:09PM

joejoem wrote:

Does it work?

I don't know but I'm emailing Brainiac to find out!

bp_me · 24-10-2005 08:26PM

Hobbes wrote:

let us know how you get on. From the TV show looked like the MW was fuked after it.

Btw, another trick.
1. Remove rotating table.
2. Put in a large mug of cold water fill to close the top.
3. Full power for 5 minutes.
4. slowly move it out of the MW and put on a table.
5. put one spoon of coffee and stir (might help if you wear gloves).

emm....very very very bad idea

Le Rack · 24-10-2005 08:35PM

what does it do! What does it do!

stormkeeper · 24-10-2005 11:16PM

Le Rack wrote:

what does it do! What does it do!

I second this!

dundalk cailin · 24-10-2005 11:20PM

hmm..i third this :cool:

bp_me · 24-10-2005 11:21PM

My understanding is that because of the way the microwave heats the water it forms a "skin" on top. When you break this tension with the spoon the energy is rapidly released and the cup explodes.

Dont try this at home kiddies.

Goodshape · 24-10-2005 11:37PM

I really wish I had about 10 microwaves I didn't need right now.

Explodie things are cool.

What would you put in a microwave?

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