What would you put in a microwave?

cuaifeadh

What have/would you like to put in a microave?

cuaifeadh

I've tried the lightbuld, and it does actually light up. Fascinating stuff..try it at home kids.
Oranges..explode.
Tried to dry my socks and ended up setting them on fire. Stank out the house for about a week. Thankfully it wasn't my house at the time.

I'd like to put in some soap and then try to fashion it into something interesting...like a small cow.

RDM_83

Mary Harney

atilladehun

Socks
Shorten the time, toasty on a cold morning.

dlofnep

Ian Paisley and tin foil. Does a light bulb really light up?

bounty_hunter

I've tried the white grapes thing. They spark. It amuses me.

I'd like to put in something that would explode and create a giant mess, but also not get me in trouble.

Mimikyu

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grimloch

Underpants in Winter when it's cold.

Don't put a champagne bottle in there.

Rb

bounty_hunter wrote:

I'd like to put in something that would explode and create a giant mess...

How about this ?

bounty_hunter wrote:

but also not get me in trouble.

oh well...

Farls

Eggs and tomatoes...both exploded...it was at school years ago so no mess at home.

cuaifeadh

dlofnep wrote:

Does a light bulb really light up?

Yup, I've seen it happen. As soon as it light up I opened the door in case it exploded.

Mossy Monk

i used to put shiny objects in when i was younger but these days i restrict my microwave use to food

danniemcq

if your house smells soap.

done that in Sligo last year brilliant

impr0v

http://usera.imagecave.com/impr0v/junk/pulp_fiction.jpg

Pigman II

A CD of course.

http://www.prairienet.org/~tatwell/cd_burning.html

Rb

danniemcq wrote:

if your house smells soap.

done that in Sligo last year brilliant

what?

jimi_t

Put a slice of brown bread in there (on a plate) and do it full power for 10 minutes....

danniemcq

rb_ie wrote:

what?

if you put a bar of soap in the microwave and turn it on it goes HUGE and your whole house then smells clean and soapy! last year in Sligo i done it when the landlord was callin and he even said nice smell

Gazza22

Fill up a few small balloons with helium, oxygen, hydrogen

Place them in the microwave, turn it on...
*N.B i will not be paying for your funeral expenses*

cuaifeadh

Or one of the fancy new mobile phone batteries. Apparently they'll take out a house...

gazza22 wrote:

*N.B i will not be paying for your funeral expenses*

stormkeeper

Y'know, I seriously have to wonder about what the food in there gets pelted with for it to do all that O_o

Edit: I also have to wonder who is mad enough to try some of these things, lol

danniemcq

Kennett wrote:

I also have to wonder who is mad enough to try some of these things, lol

you don't wanna know... trust me! esp the OP /shudder

cuaifeadh

danniemcq wrote:

you don't wanna know... trust me! esp the OP /shudder

I'm not the one that had to explode soap in my microwave in a desperate attempt to make my house smell decent. I've even smelt your fridge in Galway... You could do with doing the same..if you had a microwave.

stormkeeper

danniemcq wrote:

you don't wanna know... trust me! esp the OP /shudder

The mobile phone battery worries me... actually, wonder if they'ddo that in Braniac: Science Abuse. That'd be cool!


Sorry, I have a morbid curiousity... >_>

grimloch

Kennett wrote:

The mobile phone battery worries me... actually, wonder if they'ddo that in Braniac: Science Abuse. That'd be cool!


Sorry, I have a morbid curiousity... >_>

I'm very curious to see an explosion capable of taking out a house originating from a microwave. It would be immensely cool.

danniemcq

cuaifeadh wrote:

I'm not the one that had to explode soap in my microwave in a desperate attempt to make my house smell decent. I've even smelt your fridge in Galway... You could do with doing the same..if you had a microwave.

hey thats sinus's fault. i don't use the fridge!

stormkeeper

grimloch wrote:

I'm very curious to see an explosion capable of taking out a house originating from a microwave. It would be immensely cool.

I very much agree!

bounty_hunter

rb_ie wrote:

How about this ?


oh well...

Ooh, I laughed. See you in hell.

A golfball. It's meant to blow the microwave up.

danniemcq

rb_ie wrote:

How about this ?

thats the funniest thing i seen all day!

Sam Vimes

egg
tomato
cd
tin foil
baby
phone
food




the door of my microwave has a safety latch thing on the door that stops the microwave turning on unless its shut. i'm dying to break the plastic thingy off the door, stick it in the slot and have my very own microwave gun. i'd say it burn the sh*t out of stuff

Nightwish

used to put empty crisp bags into it, to make tiny crisp bags, which I then put on keyrings

Farls

It was in the Sun newspaper last week about some people who put a pet rabbit in the microwave for a short period of time...it survived it but might have long term problems the vet said that being cooked from the inside out can't of been good for it.

electric69

try cans of beer and tins of beans,neither of which should be opened,fireworks and giantgobstopers...***Dont try this at home kids***

ferdi

dog ****.

i cant say any more...>_<

Undercoverguy

Its not even funny how intrested i am in the whole "Mobile Phone Battery" thing....



THE PLAN:

Grab a CD, Mobile Phone Battery, Orange, Closed Yogurt, Tin Foil, Empty Crisp Packets, Lightbulbs, A Giant Gobstopper and a loada Wax/Soap and meet me at my new playhouse of fun.....


TO POWER CITY!!!!! :eek:

NB: Muhahahahahaha!!

stormkeeper

Commander Vimes wrote:

egg
the door of my microwave has a safety latch thing on the door that stops the microwave turning on unless its shut. i'm dying to break the plastic thingy off the door, stick it in the slot and have my very own microwave gun. i'd say it burn the sh*t out of stuff

As well as irradiating yourself? People must sometimes forget that microwaves contain radiation....

Rb

Farls wrote:

It was in the Sun newspaper last week about some people who put a pet rabbit in the microwave for a short period of time...

Those b*stards, I told them medium to well done.

R0ot

Food

Sparky

i accidently put in a bowl with tinfoil in years ago and you want to hear the bangs and flashes.
ive seen a thing on mythbusters that there is a certain big gobstopper that explodes in the microwave.

Hagar

I put a candle in and after a few seconds there was a flash and the candle lit.

lazylad

I put spoon in it one day, I was wantin to see the electric sparks. I was only 13 i think. All that happened was a fuse went and the lights went off.
I dont the same with a toaster, I just used to look at the parts that lit up and one day i got a fork and hit it when it was on. This blue spark went on the fork nothing happened to me except trip switch went. I mus have been lucky I guess.

electric69

lazylad wrote:

I put spoon in it one day, I was wantin to see the electric sparks. I was only 13 i think. All that happened was a fuse went and the lights went off.
I dont the same with a toaster, I just used to look at the parts that lit up and one day i got a fork and hit it when it was on. This blue spark went on the fork nothing happened to me except trip switch went. I mus have been lucky I guess.

:eek: :eek: :eek: you are one lucky mofo!

Sam Vimes

Kennett wrote:

As well as irradiating yourself? People must sometimes forget that microwaves contain radiation....

i realise this. i wouldn't actually do it

johnny_ultimate

Cds are so cool. Saw it on Braniac once. Best thing about that show

I'd also love to see some toy soldiers... "Well, commander, welcome to the microwave.. THE MICROWAVE OF DOOM BLAH HA HA!"

And maybe a toaster in a really big microwave within a large oven. :eek: Kablammo very much...

cuaifeadh

Hagar wrote:

I put a candle in and after a few seconds there was a flash and the candle lit.

Wow, kewl. I'm going to try that when the family is away on holidays next week.


And CDs are amazing. It's like lightning in a can... a see through can, that's shaped like a microwave. Legend.

county

rb_ie wrote:

How about this ?


oh well...

sick,but i likes

Kinetic^

In an immmature moment back in 99,I put rice krispies in a microwave (no milk/bowl), they just went black and stunk out the place.

Didnt do it at home either folks!!

Femelade

my brother and cousin put my cat in the microwave for 15 seconds. she died of luchemia a few weeks later, they didnt even tell until about 10 yrs later!!! B*stards!

stormkeeper

Femmy wrote:

my brother and cousin put my cat in the microwave for 15 seconds. she died of luchemia a few weeks later, they didnt even tell until about 10 yrs later!!! B*stards!

Damn, that sucks


Y'know, I have to wonder what we're exposing ourselves to by using the microwave to heat food...

Ann Elk

Femmy wrote:

my brother and cousin put my cat in the microwave for 15 seconds. she died of luchemia a few weeks later, they didnt even tell until about 10 yrs later!!! B*stards!

I think I may put a cancer cell in my one - just to find out what all the fuss is about. i'll let you know - just for peace of mind of course.