The Death Test

Dr. Loon · 15-01-2002 10:48AM #1

Don't think this has been posted before, if it has...sorry....

Take the Death Test!!!

I got;

May 26, 2036
at the age of 57 years old.

Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Electrolysis (12%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

I look forward to it... I thought I'd die alot younger

Ivan · 15-01-2002 11:40AM

Yeah it has been posted already, still...no harm...

Panda · 15-01-2002 11:52AM

December 14, 2052
at the age of 69 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (20%)
Alien Abduction (13%)

Cancer (12%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Homicide (8%)
Drowning (7%)
Suicide (6%)

Wayhey!!!
There was no option button for imortality tho, so it cant be too accurate.

adnans · 15-01-2002 12:15PM

Originally posted by Dr. Loon
I got;

May 26, 2036
at the age of 57 years old.
....

I look forward to it... I thought I'd die alot younger

i told you not to worry about that twitch in your left hand. hehe

well i'll be passing away on

November 6, 2052
at the age of 72 years old.

adnans

Dr. Loon · 15-01-2002 12:19PM

Originally posted by adnans

i told you not to worry about that twitch in your left hand. hehe

well i'll be passing away on

November 6, 2052
at the age of 72 years old.

adnans

It wasn't a twitch. It was numb... I think I was having a mild stroke.
Anyway, I think you cheated your death test... you ain't gonna make it to 72 years of age!!! :eek:

Bard · 15-01-2002 12:47PM

You can expect to die on:
April 16, 2045
at the age of 68 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (39%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

eep!

well- 68 years old is higher than the average!

Lemming · 15-01-2002 01:02PM

You can expect to die on:

May 20, 2052
at the age of 73 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (50%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Drowning (5%)

Oh dear

Beruthiel · 15-01-2002 02:48PM

I was sure I would die sooner!!

April 9, 2042
at the age of 76 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (43%)
Alcoholism (14%)
Homicide (7%)
Overdose (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

Dr. Loon · 15-01-2002 02:55PM

Originally posted by Bard
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

!!!???? Wha the hell is that? Bard, do you know? Ye dirtbag

...and Beruthiel,

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

You're into that are ye?? Ha ha you're a bunch of dirtbags

Lemming · 15-01-2002 03:05PM

Originally posted by Dr. Loon

quote:Originally posted by Bard
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

!!!???? Wha the hell is that? Bard, do you know? Ye dirtbag

...and Beruthiel,

quote:Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

You're into that are ye?? Ha ha you're a bunch of dirtbags

Damn it Loon!!! ye beat me to that posting

Still ... looking dodgy for the boys

Beruthiel · 15-01-2002 03:05PM

lol - I answered the questions truthfully!
though you have to admit, it's a good way to go!!

Lemming · 15-01-2002 03:06PM

Originally posted by Beruthiel
lol - I answered the questions truthfully!
though you have to admit, it's a good way to go!!

Nah ... Bard's is funnier

dying from oral sex

Goodshape · 15-01-2002 06:23PM

September 24, 2039
at the age of 55 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (41%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Drowning (5%)

55?.. bugger that.

/me starts treating his body with a bit more respect... gonna eat helthy, exercise... etc. etc..

/me gives up five mins later.... probobly bull anyways :rolleyes:

Victor · 15-01-2002 06:36PM

Originally posted by Bard
well- 68 years old is higher than the average!

No, that is much lower than average, seeing as you have survived to age 25 (?) so far. You should expect to last to about 25+(63.7+44.5)/2 years = 79.1 years old

http://www.cso.ie/principlestats/pristat7.html

Life Expectancy (Years) 1926 and 1996 
At Age	0	10	30	50	65	80	90	
Males
1926	57.4	55.2	38.4	22.7	12.8	5.8	3.3	
1996(1)	73.0	[i]63.7	44.5[/i]	25.8	13.7	5.9	3.2	
Females
1926	57.9	54.9	38.6	23.2	13.4	6.5	3.7	
1996(1)	78.7	69.2	49.5	30.4	17.4	7.6	3.8
Source: CSO 
(1) Preliminary

[22. Are you in the prostitution, stripping, or escorting business, or have you ever starred in a porno film? (if so, e-mail us)

LOL

Me: January 23, 2042, at the age of 70 years old.

Heart Attack (20%)
Cancer (20%)
Electrolysis (11%) <---- ??????????
Auto-Fellatio (8%) <---- must paln to break my back at some stage
Suicide (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)

Also It doesn't ask country?

Da Bounca · 15-01-2002 06:50PM

April 22, 2059
at the age of 77 years old.

Cancer (35%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)

That is a very worrying site, 35% ffs.

smoke.me.a.kipper · 15-01-2002 07:07PM

June 15, 2049
at the age of 68 years old.

Cancer (45%)
Alcoholism (22%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Serious Accident (9%)
Contagious Disease (6%)

im scared, very scared.

The Gopher · 15-01-2002 07:27PM

Cancer (28%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Electrolysis (11%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Homicide (5%)

July 8, 2047
at the age of 60 years old.

Ah well.Ive an almost equal chance of dying on an operating table suprevised by medics with huge grey heads and massive black eyes as I do of being murdered.Personally if I have to be murdered let it be in a hail of bullets.
True gangsta style.

Pugsley · 15-01-2002 07:28PM

I got 77years old

25% of cancer
20% of heart disease

Victor · 15-01-2002 07:34PM

Originally posted by Pugsley
I got 77years old 25% of cancer 20% of heart disease

Pugsley: what are you hiding?

smiles · 15-01-2002 08:08PM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

October 2, 2055
at the age of 70 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (22%)
Suicide (13%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Homicide (8%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)

hmmmm... it'll be OLD!!!!

<< Fio >>

Celt · 15-01-2002 08:14PM

wow, remember taking this almost a year and a half ago....

November 16, 2056
at the age of 71 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (44%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Loneliness (7%)
Confusion (7%)

this is the uber healthy one i did

February 2, 2083
at the age of 98 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (43%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Loneliness (8%)
Drowning (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Confusion (6%)

I think for almost everyone, cancer is always over 40%

richindub2 · 15-01-2002 08:24PM

You can expect to die on:

January 25, 2055
at the age of 68 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (33%)
Heart Attack (26%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

Ooo arr.

Kolodny · 15-01-2002 08:25PM

October 13, 2043
at the age of 67 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Homicide (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

Bit disappointing as I'd made plans for 2050. Ah well.....

Swifty · 15-01-2002 08:35PM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

January 25, 2057
at the age of 70 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (35%)
Heart Attack (25%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)

Same day two years after you rich, ték it.

Guy Incognito · 15-01-2002 08:43PM

October 28, 2052
at the age of 70 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (27%)
Cancer (22%)
Electrolysis (17%)
Alcoholism (5%)

Eh? I don't drink and am planning on never drinking. Eh, again!

Spunog UIE · 15-01-2002 09:05PM

July 15, 2054
at the age of 72 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (35%)
Cancer (25%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)

horrible accident eh... guess it would be to kill ya...

amp · 15-01-2002 09:13PM

I will die aged 67 from heart cancer. ONLY 40 YEARS TO GO! ah sure somebody will have invented some sort of cure for nicotine addiction well before then and I'll be sorted.

Now, if I could just give up the auto-erotic fixation.....

havok* · 15-01-2002 10:53PM

aww crap

January 30, 2037
at the age of 56 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (26%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Homicide (6%)

Monkey · 15-01-2002 11:30PM

July 29, 2014
at the age of 31 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (23%)
Horrible Accident (16%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Overdose (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Drowning (5%)

- oh well

Lenny · 15-01-2002 11:44PM

June 6, 2048
at the age of 63 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (38%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Drowning (5%)

richindub2 · 16-01-2002 12:41AM

Originally posted by Swifty

Same day two years after you rich, ték it.

Once i die ill haunt you.

The Death Test

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