The Death Test

Dr. Loon

Don't think this has been posted before, if it has...sorry....

Take the Death Test!!!

I got;

May 26, 2036
at the age of 57 years old.

Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Electrolysis (12%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

I look forward to it... I thought I'd die alot younger

Ivan

Yeah it has been posted already, still...no harm...

Panda

December 14, 2052
at the age of 69 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (20%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Cancer (12%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Homicide (8%)
Drowning (7%)
Suicide (6%)

Wayhey!!!
There was no option button for imortality tho, so it cant be too accurate.

adnans

Originally posted by Dr. Loon
I got;

May 26, 2036
at the age of 57 years old.
....

I look forward to it... I thought I'd die alot younger

i told you not to worry about that twitch in your left hand. hehe

well i'll be passing away on

November 6, 2052
at the age of 72 years old.

adnans

Dr. Loon

Originally posted by adnans


i told you not to worry about that twitch in your left hand. hehe

well i'll be passing away on

November 6, 2052
at the age of 72 years old.

adnans

It wasn't a twitch. It was numb... I think I was having a mild stroke.
Anyway, I think you cheated your death test... you ain't gonna make it to 72 years of age!!! :eek:

Bard

You can expect to die on:
April 16, 2045
at the age of 68 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:


Cancer (39%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

eep!

well- 68 years old is higher than the average!

Lemming

You can expect to die on:

May 20, 2052
at the age of 73 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (50%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Drowning (5%)



Oh dear

Beruthiel

I was sure I would die sooner!!

April 9, 2042
at the age of 76 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (43%)
Alcoholism (14%)
Homicide (7%)
Overdose (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

Dr. Loon

Originally posted by Bard
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

!!!???? Wha the hell is that? Bard, do you know? Ye dirtbag

...and Beruthiel,

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

You're into that are ye?? Ha ha you're a bunch of dirtbags

Lemming

Originally posted by Dr. Loon

quote:Originally posted by Bard
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

!!!???? Wha the hell is that? Bard, do you know? Ye dirtbag

...and Beruthiel,

quote:Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

You're into that are ye?? Ha ha you're a bunch of dirtbags

Damn it Loon!!! ye beat me to that posting

Still ... looking dodgy for the boys

Beruthiel

lol - I answered the questions truthfully!
though you have to admit, it's a good way to go!!

Lemming

Originally posted by Beruthiel
lol - I answered the questions truthfully!
though you have to admit, it's a good way to go!!

Nah ... Bard's is funnier

dying from oral sex

Goodshape

---

September 24, 2039
at the age of 55 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (41%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Drowning (5%)

---

55?.. bugger that.

/me starts treating his body with a bit more respect... gonna eat helthy, exercise... etc. etc..





/me gives up five mins later.... probobly bull anyways :rolleyes:

Victor

Originally posted by Bard
well- 68 years old is higher than the average!

No, that is much lower than average, seeing as you have survived to age 25 (?) so far. You should expect to last to about 25+(63.7+44.5)/2 years = 79.1 years old

http://www.cso.ie/principlestats/pristat7.html

Life Expectancy (Years) 1926 and 1996 
At Age	0	10	30	50	65	80	90	
Males
1926	57.4	55.2	38.4	22.7	12.8	5.8	3.3	
1996(1)	73.0	[i]63.7	44.5[/i]	25.8	13.7	5.9	3.2	
Females
1926	57.9	54.9	38.6	23.2	13.4	6.5	3.7	
1996(1)	78.7	69.2	49.5	30.4	17.4	7.6	3.8
Source: CSO 
(1) Preliminary

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LOL

Me: January 23, 2042, at the age of 70 years old.

Heart Attack (20%)
Cancer (20%)
Electrolysis (11%) <---- ??????????
Auto-Fellatio (8%) <---- must paln to break my back at some stage
Suicide (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)

Also It doesn't ask country?

Da Bounca

April 22, 2059
at the age of 77 years old.



Cancer (35%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)




That is a very worrying site, 35% ffs.

smoke.me.a.kipper

June 15, 2049
at the age of 68 years old.

Cancer (45%)
Alcoholism (22%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Serious Accident (9%)
Contagious Disease (6%)


im scared, very scared.

The Gopher

Cancer (28%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Electrolysis (11%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Homicide (5%)

July 8, 2047
at the age of 60 years old.

Ah well.Ive an almost equal chance of dying on an operating table suprevised by medics with huge grey heads and massive black eyes as I do of being murdered.Personally if I have to be murdered let it be in a hail of bullets.
True gangsta style.

Pugsley

I got 77years old
25% of cancer
20% of heart disease

Victor

Originally posted by Pugsley
I got 77years old 25% of cancer 20% of heart disease

Pugsley: what are you hiding?

smiles

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

October 2, 2055
at the age of 70 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (22%)
Suicide (13%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Homicide (8%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)

hmmmm... it'll be OLD!!!!

<< Fio >>

Celt

wow, remember taking this almost a year and a half ago....

November 16, 2056
at the age of 71 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (44%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Loneliness (7%)
Confusion (7%)

this is the uber healthy one i did

February 2, 2083
at the age of 98 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (43%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Loneliness (8%)
Drowning (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Confusion (6%)

I think for almost everyone, cancer is always over 40%

richindub2

You can expect to die on:


January 25, 2055
at the age of 68 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (33%)
Heart Attack (26%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)


Ooo arr.

Kolodny

October 13, 2043
at the age of 67 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Homicide (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)


Bit disappointing as I'd made plans for 2050. Ah well.....

Swifty

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


January 25, 2057
at the age of 70 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (35%)
Heart Attack (25%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)

Same day two years after you rich, ték it.

Guy Incognito

October 28, 2052
at the age of 70 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (27%)
Cancer (22%)
Electrolysis (17%)
Alcoholism (5%)

Eh? I don't drink and am planning on never drinking. Eh, again!

Spunog UIE

July 15, 2054
at the age of 72 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (35%)
Cancer (25%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)

horrible accident eh... guess it would be to kill ya...

amp

I will die aged 67 from heart cancer. ONLY 40 YEARS TO GO! ah sure somebody will have invented some sort of cure for nicotine addiction well before then and I'll be sorted.

Now, if I could just give up the auto-erotic fixation.....

havok*

aww crap

January 30, 2037
at the age of 56 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (26%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Homicide (6%)

Monkey

July 29, 2014
at the age of 31 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (23%)
Horrible Accident (16%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Overdose (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Drowning (5%)

- oh well

Lenny

June 6, 2048
at the age of 63 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (38%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Drowning (5%)

richindub2

Originally posted by Swifty


Same day two years after you rich, ték it.

Once i die ill haunt you.

the fnj

November 20, 2070
at the age of 88 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (27%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Homicide (5%)

I always thought I'd make the ton but who knows what advances medicine will make.

mike65

June 12, 2030
at the age of 65 years old.

Heart Attack (40%)
Cancer (27%)
Homicide (9%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

Remeber those IQ tests a few weks back?
This makes them look plausible!

A heck of a lot of us will end us as x-files extras it seems...As for Heart Attack 40% - I can live with that... that's what finished off my dad and his dad so it won't be a shock when it happens

Mike.

Bard

Originally posted by richindub2


Once i die ill haunt you.

Maybe that's how he'll get his "Heart Attack (25%)"

...

Slydice

I'm going to die?:(
surly you jest

Dr. Loon

Can someone tell me what the hell auto fellatio is?? Is it performing oral on yourself Or is it just your standard receiving of oral!!?
I did a google search but just kept getting loads of nasty!!

Shiminay

May 23, 2044
at the age of 66 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Auto-Fellatio (16%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Suicide (8%)
Homicide (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

classy - 16% chance I'll be going out cause of a blowjob!

Can't be fighting that!

Guy Incognito

It's the first, more disturbing one, Dr. Loon. Going to be a huge increase in deaths from it, according to this thread. I wonder what the tabloids will make of it!

Dr. Loon

Originally posted by Guy Incognito
It's the first, more disturbing one, Dr. Loon. Going to be a huge increase in deaths from it, according to this thread. I wonder what the tabloids will make of it!

Aha.... very dodgy....

classy - 16% chance I'll be going out cause of a blowjob!

So Kharn... you can perform this fantastic feat of....of.... self stimulation? Have a rib removed ala Prince?


Also how do you know this Guy Incognito?

Lump

You will die aged 84........ Not too bad I suppose.


John

Megatron

July 19, 2002
at the age of 27 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (39%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Horrible Accident (6%)


Tha'ts like i few months from now .... well if i do go i'm telling Good auld mr. satan claws about u all, that way i can get release on go blow jobs ... i mean for shopping u all !!!

Guy Incognito

Originally posted by Dr. Loon

Also how do you know this Guy Incognito?

Eh, eh, eh, I'll be off now!

binman

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


January 19, 2002
at the age of 20 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (33%)
Cancer (14%)
Horrible Accident (6%)


EEEEK!! I have 3 days left. I'll spend them all planting trees. Not just any type of trees, oh no....;)

GoneShootin

September 20, 2060
at the age of 78 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (30%)
Cancer (17%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Drowning (6%)

looks like ive a bit to go yet

BoobeR

November 18, 2056
at the age of 71 years old.

Alcoholism (30%)
Heart Attack (40%)


Urr, bollocks

Celt

Originally posted by binman
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


January 19, 2002
at the age of 20 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (33%)
Cancer (14%)
Horrible Accident (6%)


EEEEK!! I have 3 days left. I'll spend them all planting trees. Not just any type of trees, oh no....;)

Dead yet? :P

leeroybrown

September 3, 2053
at the age of 72 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Homicide (5%)
Confusion (5%)
Drowning (5%)

At least it gives me a bit of time to save for the coffin.

Headcase

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


May 5, 2053
at the age of 70 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (29%)
Cancer (11%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)


that sucks, my great grandfather lived till he was 98!


Are u dead yet?????

Kolodny

Originally posted by binman
January 19, 2002
at the age of 20 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (33%)
Cancer (14%)
Horrible Accident (6%)


EEEEK!! I have 3 days left. I'll spend them all planting trees. Not just any type of trees, oh no....;)

At the time of posting, binman's last post was on the 18th. I feel compelled to ask: binman - ARE YOU STILL ALIVE??

EvilGeorge

yeah, yeah, yeah - the aliens are coming to get me.

Makaveli

December 27, 2063
at the age of 81 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (27%)
Heart Attack (25%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Homicide (10%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Drowning (5%)

I'll see you all buried