Funniest poker tag lag PPP will pay you $20 for it!

PPP-Pit Boss · 25-08-2005 12:04PM #1

Hello all. Here I am again with my "just thought about this over a ciggy" idea. You all seem rather witty and verbose.. Send me your funniest / coolest poker tag lines such as "Shhh, I'm counting your chips!"
Best one as voted by moi gets $20 credit in their PPP account. (we will be using it so relinquish it now!)
Cheers
Nikki

Dub13 · 25-08-2005 12:06PM

"Watch out,I never raise with the Aces"

roryc · 25-08-2005 12:09PM

"Did I win? Jeez I only learned how to play last week...."

PS - Check your PM's Nikki

Imposter · 25-08-2005 12:14PM

"Quiet you, i'm trying to concentrate. I'm still in the tourny"

"Would you like some cheese with that whine"

PPP-Pit Boss · 25-08-2005 12:14PM

roryc wrote:

"Did I win? Jeez I only learned how to play last week...."

PS - Check your PM's Nikki

I did, I replied!
Keep it up!

I was thinking a good tag line might be..

ul, gh, gg, n1... fu

Dub13 · 25-08-2005 12:15PM

"Does a straight beat a flush...?"

Duff Man Jr. · 25-08-2005 12:20PM

AK = Anna Kournikova. Looks Great. Never wins.

The Gecko · 25-08-2005 12:21PM

"Check-Raise me on the River" "Your'e Either Stupid or Bluffing"

or my personal favorite but maybe unsuitable

"I fold like a cheap hooker getting punched in the stomach by a man with sores on his face"

Culchie · 25-08-2005 12:25PM

Wow...did you see that, Villian? that was like only a 2% chance of hitting that out .... cooool
Villian, Villian .....where have you gone? Ooops, sorry man

califano · 25-08-2005 01:01PM

"Nice hand Sir.. and by 'hand' i mean catch and by 'Sir' i mean moron".

Duff Man Jr. · 25-08-2005 01:36PM

Player: Oh F**K. Commentator: Is that a tell?

okidoki987 · 25-08-2005 01:48PM

(A) How's your wife and MY kids?"
(B) Did you ever get your results back from the clinic?
(C) Have you finished your homework yet?
(D) Are you still using your dad's credit card?
(E) Come back when you've taken you pills.

Tackle · 25-08-2005 02:19PM

"64o, great all purpose hand"

Vikings · 25-08-2005 02:24PM

"OOOH, now theres 10's in the deck!!" - from the commentary of the poker millions final there the other week ... I broke down in laughter at that line.

Hectorjelly · 25-08-2005 02:26PM

Ony to be used when busting some shortstacks AA with J2s in a cash game. "outplayed m8 now fúck off back to .02 .04c limit where you belong"

DeVore · 25-08-2005 02:36PM

"Sorry about that, my kid got on the computer... what happened?" (for those times when you make a terrible call or bluff and get away with it.)

"Did I win? Did I win??"
<pause>
" \o/ "
After a particularly bad suck out on someone.

DeV.

JuliusFranco · 25-08-2005 02:56PM

"yummy yummy yummy i got your chips and your money..."

as per that old 60s song by Ohio Express (thank you google!)

PPP-Pit Boss · 25-08-2005 03:33PM

rounders123 wrote:

"Nice hand Sir.. and by 'hand' i mean catch and by 'Sir' i mean moron".

he he he he... oooh winning definitely winning.....

frodi · 25-08-2005 04:41PM

"Have you a big stack or are you just glad to be at the table"

"How many times the BB should I raise with 42o?"

"Should I go all in even if I think that I might lose?"

"Can I have a stake with my chips" [/groan]

TimFoil · 25-08-2005 05:53PM

Luck You

PPP-Pit Boss · 25-08-2005 05:57PM

TimFoil wrote:

Luck You

"OOoops sorry wrong table... oh my god I won!"

Lplate · 25-08-2005 06:45PM

Oh get over it - by the way, I need some room, could you move your chip along a bit?

BigDragon · 25-08-2005 07:07PM

'Learnt that move from Shane Horgan'

BigDragon · 25-08-2005 07:17PM

I know its an old one and I first heard Dev use it but I still giggle at it:

'I can read you like a book, and you know what? It's not f ucking War and Peace!'

Davey Devil · 25-08-2005 10:28PM

"Welcome to my player notes"

I have to copy and paste that in at least once an hour.

Lafortezza · 26-08-2005 12:29AM

"who Has The Chips!!11 Who Has The Chips!!11 Who Has The Chips!!11 Who Has The Chips!!11 Who Has The Chips!!11"

impr0v · 26-08-2005 12:40AM

"In my country, a string of asteriks is a compliment"

"BOT_EXEC FISH_COEFF -2;
....
sorry, wrong window ^"

"If only there was a way for me to give you some of those chips back, so I could take them off you again"

"And so the prophesy has come to pass"

"Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out"

Agent Smith · 26-08-2005 12:43AM

I wonder what the chances of me getting the fifth jack are?

Dub13 · 26-08-2005 01:47AM

"my computer is so old I got done on Paddy Power last week for string betting..."

PPP-Pit Boss · 26-08-2005 12:12PM

Dub13 wrote:

"my computer is so old I got done on Paddy Power last week for string betting..."

HA HA! ooh points for you! It is becoming a close contenst.. Lets keep going till 4pm or so then I will announce the winner!
Some great stuff guys thank you

PPP-Pit Boss · 26-08-2005 12:13PM

"No You FOOL.. the object of the game is to win!"

Funniest poker tag lag PPP will pay you $20 for it!

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