Funniest poker tag lag PPP will pay you $20 for it!

PPP-Pit Boss

Hello all. Here I am again with my "just thought about this over a ciggy" idea. You all seem rather witty and verbose.. Send me your funniest / coolest poker tag lines such as "Shhh, I'm counting your chips!"
Best one as voted by moi gets $20 credit in their PPP account. (we will be using it so relinquish it now!)
Cheers
Nikki

Dub13

"Watch out,I never raise with the Aces"

roryc

"Did I win? Jeez I only learned how to play last week...."





PS - Check your PM's Nikki

Imposter

"Quiet you, i'm trying to concentrate. I'm still in the tourny"

"Would you like some cheese with that whine"

PPP-Pit Boss

roryc wrote:

"Did I win? Jeez I only learned how to play last week...."

PS - Check your PM's Nikki

I did, I replied!
Keep it up!

I was thinking a good tag line might be..

ul, gh, gg, n1... fu

Dub13

"Does a straight beat a flush...?"

Duff Man Jr.

AK = Anna Kournikova. Looks Great. Never wins.

The Gecko

"Check-Raise me on the River" "Your'e Either Stupid or Bluffing"

or my personal favorite but maybe unsuitable

"I fold like a cheap hooker getting punched in the stomach by a man with sores on his face"

Culchie

Wow...did you see that, Villian? that was like only a 2% chance of hitting that out .... cooool
Villian, Villian .....where have you gone? Ooops, sorry man

califano

"Nice hand Sir.. and by 'hand' i mean catch and by 'Sir' i mean moron".

Duff Man Jr.

Player: Oh F**K. Commentator: Is that a tell?

okidoki987

(A) How's your wife and MY kids?"
(B) Did you ever get your results back from the clinic?
(C) Have you finished your homework yet?
(D) Are you still using your dad's credit card?
(E) Come back when you've taken you pills.

Tackle

"64o, great all purpose hand"

Vikings

"OOOH, now theres 10's in the deck!!" - from the commentary of the poker millions final there the other week ... I broke down in laughter at that line.

Hectorjelly

Ony to be used when busting some shortstacks AA with J2s in a cash game. "outplayed m8 now fúck off back to .02 .04c limit where you belong"

DeVore

"Sorry about that, my kid got on the computer... what happened?" (for those times when you make a terrible call or bluff and get away with it.)

"Did I win? Did I win??"
<pause>
" \o/ "
After a particularly bad suck out on someone.


DeV.

JuliusFranco

"yummy yummy yummy i got your chips and your money..."

as per that old 60s song by Ohio Express (thank you google!)

PPP-Pit Boss

rounders123 wrote:

"Nice hand Sir.. and by 'hand' i mean catch and by 'Sir' i mean moron".

he he he he... oooh winning definitely winning.....

frodi

"Have you a big stack or are you just glad to be at the table"

"How many times the BB should I raise with 42o?"

"Should I go all in even if I think that I might lose?"

"Can I have a stake with my chips" [/groan]

TimFoil

Luck You

PPP-Pit Boss

TimFoil wrote:

Luck You

"OOoops sorry wrong table... oh my god I won!"

Lplate

Oh get over it - by the way, I need some room, could you move your chip along a bit?

BigDragon

'Learnt that move from Shane Horgan'

BigDragon

I know its an old one and I first heard Dev use it but I still giggle at it:

'I can read you like a book, and you know what? It's not f ucking War and Peace!'

Davey Devil

"Welcome to my player notes"

I have to copy and paste that in at least once an hour.

Lafortezza

"who Has The Chips!!11 Who Has The Chips!!11 Who Has The Chips!!11 Who Has The Chips!!11 Who Has The Chips!!11"

impr0v

"In my country, a string of asteriks is a compliment"

"BOT_EXEC FISH_COEFF -2;
....
sorry, wrong window ^"

"If only there was a way for me to give you some of those chips back, so I could take them off you again"

"And so the prophesy has come to pass"

"Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out"

Agent Smith

I wonder what the chances of me getting the fifth jack are?

Dub13

"my computer is so old I got done on Paddy Power last week for string betting..."

PPP-Pit Boss

Dub13 wrote:

"my computer is so old I got done on Paddy Power last week for string betting..."

HA HA! ooh points for you! It is becoming a close contenst.. Lets keep going till 4pm or so then I will announce the winner!
Some great stuff guys thank you

PPP-Pit Boss

"No You FOOL.. the object of the game is to win!"

Dub13

PPP-Pit Boss wrote:

Lets keep going till 4pm or so then I will announce the winner!

Just when I will be in the pub....I love Friday's (its is friday right...?)

john_g83

Dub13 wrote:

"my computer is so old I got done on Paddy Power last week for string betting..."

LMAO

how bout
"My hand was like an errection...Good before the flop"

Bp!

Dub13 wrote:

"Does a straight beat a flush...?"

Ya gotta love it

Culchie

I'm going to be true to my background, and borrow one from '25's'

In relation to a raise and then a re-raise


"Shure ....., t'was only a pup in de dog's path "

The Gecko

I just lost my wife in a poker game - Its the hardest thing I have every done - And its the last time I will fold a Royal Flush

The Gecko

Not a tag line but I like it

A guy was playing 10-20 holdem and was stuck about 300 dollars when he looked down beside the table and saw a little green leprechuan.
"Quit playing poker forever right now and I'll give you a pot of gold worth a million dollars.", said the little fellow.
The player replied, "Let me get even first."

The Gecko

There are TWO rules for the ultimate success in poker:
1. Never tell everything you know.

Iago

Cowboys and Boots, making fish cry since 1970

I have two pair, Aces over Aces

My favourite chip trick is to make everyone elses chip stack disappear

My dad thought me how to play poker, now I own his house

gg wp, lessons are extra

karlh

"mmm fish and chips, my favourite!"

PPP-Pit Boss

And the winner ... is .......

Iago

must be me surely

PPP-Pit Boss

rounders123 wrote:

"Nice hand Sir.. and by 'hand' i mean catch and by 'Sir' i mean moron".

Tell me your PPP screen name so I may give you the mulah!
Well done all some really good stuff but this is so Oscar Wilde meets Clint Easwood I couldnt resist..

Iago

bah even this contest was rigged!!

califano

PPP-Pit Boss wrote:

Tell me your PPP screen name so I may give you the mulah!
Well done all some really good stuff but this is so Oscar Wilde meets Clint Easwood I couldnt resist..

Thank You its my pleasure to entertain


"It's not about who wins or loses, it's about how drunk you get"

Paladin

Hmm...that was lucky - I didnt realise I had a flush till I got paid out :cool:

mewso

rounders123 wrote:

Thank You its my pleasure to entertain

Wow thats a mouthful for a screen name.

califano

musician wrote:

Wow thats a mouthful for a screen name.

lol
i pm'd her. dont want you lot to know my ppp username is rounders123