Sarky, In my orifice please.

Sarky · 25-08-2005 03:53AM

Damn it.

/me puts pants back on

Dizzyblabla · 25-08-2005 04:00AM

ahh, I'm all disappointed now *sigh*

Sarky · 25-08-2005 04:10AM

You should be. You just caused the cancellation of the puppet show.

Dizzyblabla · 25-08-2005 04:20AM

Puppet show?? ooh noooo.....

Sarky · 25-08-2005 04:27AM

Yup. And you know what else?

Magic tricks.

Dizzyblabla · 25-08-2005 04:31AM

and just cause I showed up they're not on?....
ooh go on, will you, pu-lease? for meeee??
I'll give you a jaffa cake?

Sarky · 25-08-2005 04:33AM

It's your own fault for showing up and forcing me to put my pants back on.

PANTS FASCIST!

Dizzyblabla · 25-08-2005 04:43AM

I never forced you put your pants back on!!
you can take them off again if you want?

Sarky · 25-08-2005 04:46AM

My pants operate on a time delay locking system.

We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause.

Dizzyblabla · 25-08-2005 05:00AM

But I still have a whole hour to go at work... if there's gonna be no puppet show what am I supposed to do?

Sarky · 25-08-2005 05:05AM

Think about household items you don't own, but would like to?

Le Rack · 25-08-2005 08:34AM

Oh Oh a MAGIC BULLET! ah gaud that was a good night! Don't you just love late night infomercials with annoying Americans, and households that just happen to have about 50 randomers living in them and everything you need to live off happens to be lying around the kitchen! Pre-made!

Shabadu · 25-08-2005 04:19PM

I presume this 'Magic Bullet' is some sort of sex toy? Linky, please.

Sarky · 25-08-2005 04:26PM

Or it could be ammunition that SHOOTS THROUGH WALLS.

If it is, may God have mercy on us all.

funky penguin · 25-08-2005 04:43PM

Captains log.......stardate...YORE MA!!!!1111

We have made contact with a......group of......hostile yet.......sexy green aliens.

Sarky!

Deploy.....the Magic Bullet!

*verumumumumumumummmmmMMMMMMMMMM*

Sarky · 25-08-2005 04:58PM

/me sets taser to FUN

OLDYELLAR · 25-08-2005 05:00PM

me drools , tazers rock!

Sarky · 25-08-2005 05:07PM

*Poke*

*ZAP*

jezza · 25-08-2005 05:10PM

Damn you dusty! I told you not to do it!

Sarky · 25-08-2005 05:12PM

/me pokes Jezza with taser. In the boobie.

jezza · 25-08-2005 05:16PM

Leave my boobs alone you perv!!

Sarky · 25-08-2005 05:19PM

What ya gonna do about it? Huh?

*Poke*

Huh?

*Poke*

*Poke*

*SLAP*

Oh.

funky penguin · 25-08-2005 05:21PM

We need a boob gathering card.

jezza · 25-08-2005 05:32PM

Sarky wrote:

What ya gonna do about it? Huh?

*Poke*

Huh?

*Poke*

*Poke*

*SLAP*

Oh.

Oh hun dont even GO THERE!!

Dizzyblabla · 25-08-2005 05:56PM

dumm dee dee dee dummm /sings to myself

Shabadu · 25-08-2005 07:05PM

/me joins in with Dizzy

"when the night....has come,
and the land is dark"

funky penguin · 25-08-2005 07:13PM

Seven more pages till I become GOD!!!!!!!!

funky penguin · 25-08-2005 07:14PM

Yep.

Just 7.

OLDYELLAR · 25-08-2005 07:18PM

I bust yer pengui ass!

funky penguin · 25-08-2005 07:28PM

Holla at ya playa!

/me steals a blitzy *POSE*

*PPPPOOOOOOSSSSEEEEE*

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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