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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Fecking spam merchant!

    /me smacks Shabs with a banana sandwhich


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    But i am still in the lead


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    should


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    stop doing this shababdu

    you'll only end up like Tar


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    remedy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Yore Ma


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    the situation


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I am teh win


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    I'm still winning. Mind you you may take over while i'm aways


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    winn0r


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,217 ✭✭✭Matthewthebig


    Nah i'm still winning

    /me uses meat vision to transform shabs!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I claim a moral victory.

    And also, Moju's pants.

    /me legs it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    /me removes tar from friends list.
    No wait. Im like 4 pages behind.
    crap.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    /Stares at a pantsless Moju

    Oh dear! nekkedness everywhere!! \o/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me streaks across the orifice

    Spring breeeeeaaaaaaak!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    /Stares in wonder at Sarky's Beard!

    Never knew it was that long!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    naughty.gif


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    stop doing this shababdu

    you'll only end up like Tar
    teh ghey!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,144 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


    I can't believe it's not butter... can you?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    I vill vin! ICH WILL


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    Who else is getting nekked!!

    We have Sarky & Moju.....

    Off with your clothes the rest of ye!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Mr. Roboto- Styx

    Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
    Mata ah-oo hima de
    Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
    Himitsu wo shiri tai

    You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin
    With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man

    I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin
    My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.
    So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
    I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide
    To keep me alive-just keep me alive
    Somewhere to hide to keep me alive

    I'm not a robot without emotions-I'm not what you see
    I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free
    I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour, forget what you know
    I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control
    Beyond my control-we all need control
    I need control-we all need control

    I am the modren man, who hides behind a mask
    So no one else can see my true identity

    Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
    Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
    Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
    Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
    For doing the jobs that nobody wants to
    And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
    For helping me escape just when I needed to
    Thank you-thank you, thank you
    I want to thank you, please, thank you

    The problem's plain to see: too much technology
    Machines to save our lives. Machines dehumanize.

    The time has come at last
    To throw away this mask
    So everyone can see
    My true identity...
    I'm Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Where can I find the music to such a bizarre song?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    oh so you mis-posted that in IRC the other day.
    I thought you had just gone mad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Sarky- you will have to be patient and wait for the beerage. In other news, I've had an allergic reaction to my hair dye and my head has swelled up. My left eye is almost closed. Feel free to laugh, i'd be pissing myself if it happened you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me pictures something similar happening to his chin

    *shudder*

    /me huggles Shabby


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    wow 89 pages of silliness...I wonder how much longer till it reaches 100 pages?

    place your bets one and all. . .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Shabadu wrote:
    Sarky- you will have to be patient and wait for the beerage. In other news, I've had an allergic reaction to my hair dye and my head has swelled up. My left eye is almost closed. Feel free to laugh, i'd be pissing myself if it happened you.
    hahahahaha so glad I'm not you specially since I die my hair the whole time!
    Btw what brand were you using?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,223 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    Im starvin!


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