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Sarky, In my orifice please.

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  • #1802
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    jezza wrote:
    Well said Sarky!! And well have it in open air so he cant stand next to a wall. :eek:
    LMAO ROFL and all the other things that denote extreme laughter!


  • #1803
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Hurrah for laughter!

    And boobies.


  • #1804
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    And also monkeys.





    But not monkey boobies.


  • #1805
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I have boobies?


  • #1806
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Are you a monkey?


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  • #1807
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I have boobies too and I can swing!


  • #1808
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Hooray for swinging boobies! And swinging.


  • #1809
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I was an honourary chimp? My best friends band was the Phonic Chimps and I was the offical groupie, I made merchandise too!


  • #1810
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    oh mine bounce more than swing...


  • #1811
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Shabadu wrote:
    Hooray for swinging boobies! And swinging.


    But not swinging monkey boobies.


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  • #1812
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    My boobies are kinda small¬! :(


  • #1813
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Mine are rather large, gets annoying shopping for clothes sometimes...


  • #1814
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Well swap!


  • #1815
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Hell no! I said they were annoying! I didn't say I didn't like them! Anyway you wouldn't want them right now, they're all bruised from fighting!


  • #1816
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Like monkeys?


  • #1817
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    Monkey Boobies are HAWT.


    monkeybusiness.jpg



    Ooooooooh yeahhhhh.


  • #1818
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    [insert banana joke here]

    Heh heh heh, I said "insert banana".


  • #1819
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Ah shucks then!! Wel they prolly suit me "frame" or so im told! :(


  • #1820
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    well little boobies wouldn't suit me! And yes Sarky, fighting like monkies. (really Tae Kwon Do)


  • #1821
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Your breasts can do Tae kwon do?

    Wow. That's an advanced pair of mammaries you have there.


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  • #1822
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    HA yeah rach! Im well impressed"!


  • #1823
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    They make for good padding against the blows!
    *me strokes boobs lovingly!* (that could sound wrong on so many levels!)


  • #1824
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Seems fine to me.

    /me reads again.

    No, nothing wrong with that sentence.

    The world would be a better place if more boobs were stroked lovingly, don't you feel?


  • #1825
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    And off I go till sometime around 1am. Bloody work, she is not fun.


  • #1826
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Just thought of something quite funny! Sing "I'm Horny" (you know the one!) but replace "horny" with "sarky" hehehehe


    my boobs get poked, more often than stroked.... *damn pervy friends*


  • #1827
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    'S true though. I am Sarky.

    Sarky Sarky Sarky.


  • #1828
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I also appear to be the only one up at this hour.

    For shame, people! FOR SHAME!


  • #1829
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    It occurred to me, I could spend about 80% of my time at work without pants, seeing as there's almost never anyone around who might complain.


  • #1830
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Holy crap!

    http://xo.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/yellowcar.jpg


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  • #1831
    Dizzyblabla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭Dizzyblabla


    Sarky wrote:
    Holy crap!

    http://xo.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/yellowcar.jpg


    how cute is that!!
    and no, you're not the only one up!


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