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Suicide?

  • 19-08-2005 07:00PM
    #1
    sterculelum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 629 ✭✭✭


    How would you do it?

    Completely hypothetical, of course.

    Suicide? 30 votes

    Bang
    0% 0 votes
    Pills or OD
    36% 11 votes
    Hop, Skip and Jump
    23% 7 votes
    Hang
    13% 4 votes
    "Exam Technique": Pencils in each nostril, give the head a bang on the table
    0% 0 votes
    Go on a shooting spree and get yourself killed (a la GTA)
    0% 0 votes
    The auld head-in-the-oven
    10% 3 votes
    Exhaust pipe through the car window (if you have a car)
    6% 2 votes
    Drive the car into the Liffey (or any other deep river)(again, you need a car for this).
    10% 3 votes
    Other (please specify)
    0% 0 votes


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Comments

  • #2
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    19.02 hrs

    The clock is runing....

    Mike.


  • #3
    sterculelum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 629 ✭✭✭sterculelum


    mike65 wrote:
    19.02 hrs

    The clock is runing....

    Mike.

    Excuse my ignorance, but I have no idea what you mean.

    I get the time reference (it was the current time when you posted).


  • #4
    EKRIUQ
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,396 ✭✭✭EKRIUQ


    19:09 and still not locked, mods must be having there tea!


  • #5
    mukki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,669 ✭✭✭mukki


    i don't think the exhaust pipe thing works anymore

    although i read once that diesel fumes were cancerous, so you would die eventually


    is the exam one an urban legend


  • #6
    sterculelum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 629 ✭✭✭sterculelum


    Oh I get it now. So this will be locked will it? Let's make it last.


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  • #7
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Y'see this is the trouble with After Hours, polls were banned as they were being used as a "laugh" in threads just like this one so what happens...?

    Mike.


  • #8
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Get to know you in real life would prob do it for me.


  • #9
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    walk into Frazers on O'Connell Street wearing a Rangers Top and a Union Jack wrapped around me....


    seriously though, poor thread.
    Very insensitive to many and totally pointless.
    It's lockin up time...


  • #10
    sterculelum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 629 ✭✭✭sterculelum


    whiskeyman wrote:
    walk into Frazers on O'Connell Street wearing a Rangers Top and a Union Jack wrapped around me....

    Heh.


  • #11
    airetam_storm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Nobody else sees this as a serious/hypathetical(sp?) thread, no?

    The ol' pills for me thanks


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  • #12
    sterculelum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 629 ✭✭✭sterculelum


    airetam_storm wrote:
    Nobody else sees this as a serious/hypathetical(sp?) thread, no?

    The ol' pills for me thanks

    Yes! I was being deadly serious! Hehe. I am sooo funny.


  • #13
    ShreddedHumans
    Closed Accounts Posts: 153 ✭✭ShreddedHumans


    I'd chainsaw my head off.


  • #14
    aidan_walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    No. You simply cannot judge what you might do in a situation in which you may feel that this was your only solution. Aside from that, its utterly tasteless. And if it was a serious thread, why oh why would options such as "Exam Technique" be included. HEll, why would there be a poll at all.

    Utter crap post.


  • #15
    CrimE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 719 ✭✭✭CrimE


    Stupid thread that reeks of ignorance.


  • #16
    sterculelum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 629 ✭✭✭sterculelum


    aidan_walsh wrote:
    No. You simply cannot judge what you might do in a situation in which you may feel that this was your only solution. Aside from that, its utterly tasteless. And if it was a serious thread, why oh why would options such as "Exam Technique" be included. HEll, why would there be a poll at all.

    Utter crap post.

    Oh go talk to the Personal Issues crowd.


  • #17
    StonedParadoX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 856 ✭✭✭StonedParadoX


    hmm i actually thought this was one of the better topics on the Boards
    i picked exhaust in the car but i'd prolly do an OD ..its easier

    "No. You simply cannot judge what you might do in a situation in which you may feel that this was your only solution"

    so?.. thats what imagination and creativity is for and

    rereading your post.. you need to chill


  • #18
    pauln
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 366 ✭✭pauln


    aidan_walsh wrote:
    No. You simply cannot judge what you might do in a situation in which you may feel that this was your only solution. Aside from that, its utterly tasteless. And if it was a serious thread, why oh why would options such as "Exam Technique" be included. HEll, why would there be a poll at all.

    Utter crap post.

    Agreed, a completely pointless and disturbing thread. :mad:


  • #19
    sterculelum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 629 ✭✭✭sterculelum


    StonedParadoX wrote:
    hmm i actually thought this was one of the better topics on the Boards
    i picked exhaust in the car but i'd prolly do an OD ..its easier

    "No. You simply cannot judge what you might do in a situation in which you may feel that this was your only solution"

    so?.. thats what imagination and creativity is for and

    rereading your post.. you need to chill

    Heh. Looks like we have an argument on our hands. Woooot!


  • #20
    CrimE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 719 ✭✭✭CrimE


    StonedParadoX wrote:
    hmm i actually thought this was one of the better topics on the Boards
    i picked exhaust in the car but i'd prolly do an OD ..its easier

    "No. You simply cannot judge what you might do in a situation in which you may feel that this was your only solution"

    so?.. thats what imagination and creativity is for and

    rereading your post.. you need to chill

    Sorry but if you are talking to me I stand by what I said. If this was a serious thread without a poll including stupid options I might consider it to be a relevant thread but seriously making light of suicide in a society where there is an epidemic of suicides at the moment is ignornace.


  • #21
    StonedParadoX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 856 ✭✭✭StonedParadoX


    how is it ignorance???. .its by far unignornant (sp i know unignorant isnt a word but find a better word? )


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  • #22
    sterculelum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 629 ✭✭✭sterculelum


    Ah suicide has been around for years. It's still interesting to see what people would do. Says something about them. Here's the link http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=127


  • #23
    RobertFoster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,532 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    bash.org wrote:
    <evilada>: Best suicide plan ever
    <mcm310>: what is it?
    <evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof
    <evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
    <evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
    <evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands
    <evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
    <evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
    <evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
    <evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
    <mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore
    url=http://www.bash.org/?488793]link[/url


  • #24
    CrimE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 719 ✭✭✭CrimE


    Please tell me you can see the fact that making light of an insanely serious and growing problem like suicide is ignorant. If you can't well that just says more about you then anything else.


  • #25
    pauln
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 366 ✭✭pauln


    sterculelum wrote:
    Heh. Looks like we have an argument on our hands. Woooot!
    Sums up the idiocy of this thread nicely I would think. :rolleyes:


  • #26
    sterculelum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 629 ✭✭✭sterculelum


    pauln wrote:
    Sums up the idiocy of this thread nicely I would think. :rolleyes:

    Not sure if that's bad.

    "<evilada>: Best suicide plan ever
    <mcm310>: what is it?
    <evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof
    <evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
    <evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
    <evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands
    <evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
    <evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
    <evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
    <evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
    <mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore"

    What was that all about?


  • #27
    RobertFoster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,532 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    sterculelum wrote:
    What was that all about?
    Erm, suicide?


  • #28
    airetam_storm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    pauln wrote:
    Sums up the idiocy of this thread nicely I would think. :rolleyes:
    THe idiot poster not the idiot subject.


  • #29
    sterculelum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 629 ✭✭✭sterculelum


    airetam_storm wrote:
    THe idiot poster not the idiot subject.

    Naw I don't think so.

    Why isn't this locked yet? Really took off tho.


  • #30
    RobertFoster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,532 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    sterculelum wrote:
    Why isn't this locked yet?
    Have you reported it?


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  • #31
    pauln
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 366 ✭✭pauln


    airetam_storm wrote:
    THe idiot poster not the idiot subject.
    True, but at the moment they are one it the same thread.


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