Suicide?

sterculelum

How would you do it?

Completely hypothetical, of course.

mike65

19.02 hrs

The clock is runing....

Mike.

sterculelum

mike65 wrote:

19.02 hrs

The clock is runing....

Mike.

Excuse my ignorance, but I have no idea what you mean.

I get the time reference (it was the current time when you posted).

EKRIUQ

19:09 and still not locked, mods must be having there tea!

mukki

i don't think the exhaust pipe thing works anymore

although i read once that diesel fumes were cancerous, so you would die eventually


is the exam one an urban legend

sterculelum

Oh I get it now. So this will be locked will it? Let's make it last.

mike65

Y'see this is the trouble with After Hours, polls were banned as they were being used as a "laugh" in threads just like this one so what happens...?

Mike.

jezza

Get to know you in real life would prob do it for me.

whiskeyman

walk into Frazers on O'Connell Street wearing a Rangers Top and a Union Jack wrapped around me....


seriously though, poor thread.
Very insensitive to many and totally pointless.
It's lockin up time...

sterculelum

whiskeyman wrote:

walk into Frazers on O'Connell Street wearing a Rangers Top and a Union Jack wrapped around me....

Heh.

airetam_storm

Nobody else sees this as a serious/hypathetical(sp?) thread, no?

The ol' pills for me thanks

sterculelum

airetam_storm wrote:

Nobody else sees this as a serious/hypathetical(sp?) thread, no?

The ol' pills for me thanks

Yes! I was being deadly serious! Hehe. I am sooo funny.

ShreddedHumans

I'd chainsaw my head off.

aidan_walsh

No. You simply cannot judge what you might do in a situation in which you may feel that this was your only solution. Aside from that, its utterly tasteless. And if it was a serious thread, why oh why would options such as "Exam Technique" be included. HEll, why would there be a poll at all.

Utter crap post.

CrimE

Stupid thread that reeks of ignorance.

sterculelum

aidan_walsh wrote:

No. You simply cannot judge what you might do in a situation in which you may feel that this was your only solution. Aside from that, its utterly tasteless. And if it was a serious thread, why oh why would options such as "Exam Technique" be included. HEll, why would there be a poll at all.

Utter crap post.

Oh go talk to the Personal Issues crowd.

StonedParadoX

hmm i actually thought this was one of the better topics on the Boards
i picked exhaust in the car but i'd prolly do an OD ..its easier

"No. You simply cannot judge what you might do in a situation in which you may feel that this was your only solution"

so?.. thats what imagination and creativity is for and

rereading your post.. you need to chill

pauln

aidan_walsh wrote:

No. You simply cannot judge what you might do in a situation in which you may feel that this was your only solution. Aside from that, its utterly tasteless. And if it was a serious thread, why oh why would options such as "Exam Technique" be included. HEll, why would there be a poll at all.

Utter crap post.

Agreed, a completely pointless and disturbing thread. :mad:

sterculelum

StonedParadoX wrote:

hmm i actually thought this was one of the better topics on the Boards
i picked exhaust in the car but i'd prolly do an OD ..its easier

"No. You simply cannot judge what you might do in a situation in which you may feel that this was your only solution"

so?.. thats what imagination and creativity is for and

rereading your post.. you need to chill

Heh. Looks like we have an argument on our hands. Woooot!

CrimE

StonedParadoX wrote:

hmm i actually thought this was one of the better topics on the Boards
i picked exhaust in the car but i'd prolly do an OD ..its easier

"No. You simply cannot judge what you might do in a situation in which you may feel that this was your only solution"

so?.. thats what imagination and creativity is for and

rereading your post.. you need to chill

Sorry but if you are talking to me I stand by what I said. If this was a serious thread without a poll including stupid options I might consider it to be a relevant thread but seriously making light of suicide in a society where there is an epidemic of suicides at the moment is ignornace.

StonedParadoX

how is it ignorance???. .its by far unignornant (sp i know unignorant isnt a word but find a better word? )

sterculelum

Ah suicide has been around for years. It's still interesting to see what people would do. Says something about them. Here's the link http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=127

RobertFoster

bash.org wrote:

<evilada>: Best suicide plan ever
<mcm310>: what is it?
<evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof
<evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
<evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
<evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands
<evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
<evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
<evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
<evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
<mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore

url=http://www.bash.org/?488793]link[/url

CrimE

Please tell me you can see the fact that making light of an insanely serious and growing problem like suicide is ignorant. If you can't well that just says more about you then anything else.

pauln

sterculelum wrote:

Heh. Looks like we have an argument on our hands. Woooot!

Sums up the idiocy of this thread nicely I would think. :rolleyes:

sterculelum

pauln wrote:

Sums up the idiocy of this thread nicely I would think. :rolleyes:

Not sure if that's bad.

"<evilada>: Best suicide plan ever
<mcm310>: what is it?
<evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof
<evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
<evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
<evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands
<evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
<evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
<evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
<evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
<mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore"

What was that all about?

RobertFoster

sterculelum wrote:

What was that all about?

Erm, suicide?

airetam_storm

pauln wrote:

Sums up the idiocy of this thread nicely I would think. :rolleyes:

THe idiot poster not the idiot subject.

sterculelum

airetam_storm wrote:

THe idiot poster not the idiot subject.

Naw I don't think so.

Why isn't this locked yet? Really took off tho.

RobertFoster

sterculelum wrote:

Why isn't this locked yet?

Have you reported it?

pauln

airetam_storm wrote:

THe idiot poster not the idiot subject.

True, but at the moment they are one it the same thread.

Capt'n Midnight

Alcohol poisoning, dying slowly , over say over the next 70 years or so .

acri

A lot of you are taking this far too seriously. People who are offended by this are over-sensitive. It's only a bit o' craic. I'm not saying suicide is to be taken lightly, but why wallow in sorrow and scorn? If it were me, I think I'd leap off a tall building. Get that last rush before kicking the bucket. Of course, we're being hypothetical.

sterculelum

acri wrote:

A lot of you are taking this far too seriously. People who are offended by this are over-sensitive. It's only a bit o' craic. I'm not saying suicide is to be taken lightly, but why wallow in sorrow and scorn? If it were me, I think I'd leap off a tall building. Get that last rush before kicking the bucket. Of course, we're being hypothetical.

Couldn't have said it better. *dips hat

But you could have a heart attack on the way down...

vector

I see that the poll has been localised - "Liffey"
yet there are numerous references to firearms an average person wouldn't have those - this isin't america

blahblah06

"Exam Technique": Pencils in each nostril, give the head a bang on the table


gross

sterculelum

vector wrote:

I see that the poll has been localised - "Liffey"
yet there are numerous references to firearms an average person wouldn't have those - this isin't america

Well I was using Liffey as an example. I don't actually live there so...

gross

but it could get you out of a sticky situation.

larryone

wow. it's lasted an hour and a half...

I dont think suicice related humour is that bad a thing. But this thread isnt funny, nor does it seem to serve any purpose. OP : should have read the charter for this forum.

StonedParadoX

maaaaaan .. i never thought of jumping off a high building man
wow ..the whole rush thing

i should try that lol

i remember a dream i used to have when i was young i was in my grannies house in belgium and i'd jump off the stairs and i'd land at the bottom intact with nothing broken and while i jumped i got that rush u get when your on a roller coaster or when your high and that head rush spreads through out your body

anyone ever did that?.. u know when u go over a bridge your stomach gets the funnies? well ..apply that but to much intenser(sp)

anyhoo back to topic

but hey dude if your so touchy about suicide and the growing bull**** what about assisted suicide and abortion

thats bring in 2 other different topics "touchy" too

larryone

jumped off a 45 foor cliff once into water. was a good rush.

nearly two hours...

The Real B-man

Sick Bastard - admins please Lock/Delete

vector

larryone wrote:

jumped off a 45 foor cliff once into water. was a good rush.

nearly two hours...

nearly two hours what?

StonedParadoX

jesus.. people are waaaaaaaaay to senstive to this

Capt'n Midnight

sterculelum wrote:

But you could have a heart attack on the way down...

I've heard somewhere that most/many people that fall from heights do - so if you are falling try to relax and, chill and land on your left side so your heart is cushioned.

There was an article in the Irish Times many years ago in the times past column that I have not found since. About a century ago a guy decided to top himself by hanging on Sackville Bridge (O'Connell bridge) so ties the rope round his neck and takes a swig of posion and jumps. As he is dangling from the rope he pulls out a gun and shot himself in the head. But he missed and shot the rope and fell into the river. Swallowed some of the Liffey and got vomited. He survived.

No I can't find the article, nor can I remember when it was printed. . . .

larryone

vector wrote:

nearly two hours what?

....and now it's over two hours since the poll was posted, and the thread still hasnt been locked.

sterculelum

larryone wrote:

....and now it's over two hours since the poll was posted, and the thread still hasnt been locked.

Damn right! The mods must have some sense.

Riamfada

I usually support any borderline banage thread, free speech and all that. That and the banned ones are usually the most intersting.

But this is pointless, not very funny. It also makes light of serious topics posted in the PI thread and would undermine its credibility. Sorry.

sterculelum

Grimes wrote:

I usually support any borderline banage thread, free speech and all that. That and the banned ones are usually the most intersting.

But this is pointless, not very funny. It also makes light of serious topics posted in the PI thread and would undermine its credibility. Sorry.

Apology accepted and all.

I can see where y'all are coming from but I still think you're taking it too seriously. I'm sorry if I caused any offence but I think it's kind of a mountain of a molehill and all that. I know suicide is a big deal, etc, etc, but it wasn't really about people committing suicide, but how you do it, not why or if.

Franky Boy

I would jump off a motorway bridge at oncoming traffic(traffic preferably being a large juggernaugt).

Capt'n Midnight

Franky Boy wrote:

I would jump off a motorway bridge at oncoming traffic(traffic preferably being a large juggernaugt).

Not nice, what if the the drivers has a heart attack or the truck swerves and kill some innocents ?

Far too many people are killed by selfish suicides. There is a woman in the US up on charges over this - she survived but killed those in the car she rear ended. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3989277.stm

another 6 killed as a result of a possible suidice
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3989277.stm

can't find the link to that French guy who decided to gas himself and changed his mind and went out. A gas explosion in the block of flats killed several people later on because he didn't turn off the gas.

luckat

Nasty. I wouldn't.