Ganja Etiquette

the_syco · 16-08-2005 06:43PM #1

OK, I've read the charter, and I couldn't find anything against it, and I don't think its being posted before.

Lots of people argue about this, so I thought I'd post it up.

The person who rolls the joint (no matter whose weed it is) gets to spark up the joint and get first hit.

If someone rolls a nice joint, it’s good to give the person a complement on his rolling skills.

If someone starts bogarting the bowl and starts using the excuse that it’s okay for him to Bogart it since it's his weed; this is definitely not cool. The punishment depends on the quality of the weed and how much he put in. (if it was real crappy and he was real cheap with it, then you bug on the person and rag on him)

If someone is too palsy to light the bowl (due to being too stoned or the person is just a retard) then they must relinquish control of the lighter to someone more able to get it lit. This does NOT mean the person who lights gets free hits... this privilege tends to get abused ("hey lemme light it for you.")

If someone is so much of a palsy that they blow INTO the pipe/joint and blow all the **** on the floor, this person must be ragged on and the person can't smoke on the next round (unless it was his stuff)

If you smoke with someone in your house, you should let him or her eat some munchies you may have lying around... don't be cheap with your food, if you have any.

If someone who's smoked asks for a sip of your soda, you must give him some, (cotton mouth is not fun).

Converse of #7: if you ask for a sip, don't take a large gulp.

If smoking from a joint, never put the whole thing in your mouth and get it all sopping wet. It is disgusting and it messes up the joint.

If you’re smoking from a bong and there is not enough in the bowl for a whole other hit, you should save the smoke in the chamber for the next person. (Don't let go of the rushhold or 'carb' and take it all yourself)

Never bogart

Never bitch about someone else's weed being no good. If you don't like it don't smoke it!

If a friend gets you high sometime in the future you need to get that friend high

Thou shall not turn down a smoke. Ever!

Phrased in the form of a narrative: My buddy and I are sitting around smoking the weed that I just scored. After flaming-up, and taking a few moderate puffs, I pass it on. The sounds that follow can only be described as vacuum-like. After a couple of huge, lung-busting tokes, the guy passes back the remnants of something that could have, at some point, been a joint. If it's not completely "canoed", then it's absolutely soaked. I not so subtly drop that old Cheech & Chong line "Hey man, can I wring it out for you?" He just looks at me.

I have noticed the following: After smoking-up, the odd "crass-monkey" some people will actually eat the stained, disgusting roach. This must be because they want that "extra bit" of oil, resin, or whatever is left on the paper. This situation can be compared to the patron of a good restaurant picking up his "as good as empty" plate and licking off the remaining morsels of food. Sure he got that little pool of gravy, but was it really worth it?

If you buy weed from a friend or a friend of a friend, it is polite to roll a joint, (a small one, if you wish) and smoke with the person who sells you the stuff.

It is very impolite to hand someone an empty bowl, without notifying that person of its possible cashed-ness. A proper warning would be 'Here ya go. I think it might be cashed.

The person who fills the bowl is given the opportunity to take the first hit. It doesn't matter whose weed it is.

Always remember to thank a person who has gotten you high. I know it sounds silly, but I know people who never say thanks and it gets a little annoying.

The person who brought the bud picks the music.

When using a bong, DON'T blow out the ashes, unless that's what the "homeowner" does.

NEVER go to someone's house EXPECTING him or her to catch you a buzz. Of course, there are exceptions to this rule...

If you spill the bong, clean it up! (And don't forget to put water back in!)

When the roach gets too small, if someone has a problem with it, it is common courtesy here to put the roach in a bowl and finish it that way. That way the people who don't mind burning their fingers don't get it all.

Thou shall not roll pinners.

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Groda Lotsapot

16-08-2005 06:46PM

What sad bastard sat down and wrote that out. The mind boggles.

Dont be at yourself · 16-08-2005 06:46PM

What a load of bollocks.

16-08-2005 06:47PM

Oh and the Yanks smoke their weed totally differently.
This is useless to Irish smokers

LadyJ · 16-08-2005 06:50PM

I guess that's all in order...

RobertFoster · 16-08-2005 07:06PM

ronoc wrote:

What sad bastard sat down and wrote that out. The mind boggles.

Probbly high at the time.

Wertz · 16-08-2005 07:25PM

I think UB40 put it much better than that load of American nonsense...

Mi Spliff wrote:

(Chorus)
You can`t dep on mi spliff because mi spliff dep already
You can`t dep on mi spliff mi have the hash-ish leb and sensi

Yes people smoke the herb yeah all over the world some bway
name Peter and girl name pearl.
All the weed ina the world belongs to you and me
It isn`t man made it is here naturally

A man a fix him price so then a man a loose him life
A man loose him life because a man a fix him price
A man fix his price so then a man a loose him life
The police will say no it is pure pappy show well their the
Best ina the buisness

For centuries and centuries man has used the herb for leisure
For pleasure do not disturb.

Various parts of the world it is called by many names such as
Pot, grass, sensimila, trush-en-peng, marijuana, hear me now
cannabis

Rock me now lambsbread save me now green weed green weed

So mek me bun up a draw you don't`t have to go far but when it
lick you you will baul out lord,
Yes we bun it in a pipe yes we bun it in a pipe have two draw
a new meaning of life

Now we well satisfied we both gone slant eyed its a wonderful
feeling and I tell you no lie

Now we well satisfied we both gone slant eyed its a wonderful
feeling and I tell you no lie
And we walk and a trot we a chat bout this and that if you have
a good draw nothing nah beat that

cornbb · 16-08-2005 07:41PM

Whats wrong with pinners?

Kinetic^ · 16-08-2005 08:07PM

Sad muppet!!!

Endurance Man · 16-08-2005 08:33PM

Am i missing something ?? Its just a list of pointers for if your a nuub smoker?? Whats so bad about that? Okay, i dont agree with some of the points but a lot are valid!

Gone West · 16-08-2005 08:35PM

hey, I gotta agree with syco.
These are the basic rules when smoking with friends. Read up if you havent before.

Blisterman · 16-08-2005 08:38PM

I think one of the rules should be, don't pollute good weed with tobbaco.

KevIRL · 16-08-2005 08:42PM

Blisterman wrote:

I think one of the rules should be, don't pollute good weed with tobbaco.

Also

"Dont pollute tobbaco with crap soapbar"

Endurance Man · 16-08-2005 08:45PM

I think one of the rules should be, don't pollute good weed with tobbaco.

There are exceptions to that!!

funky penguin · 16-08-2005 08:57PM

"Don't substitute weed with coffee."

Sleepy · 16-08-2005 10:20PM

Not a subject I thought I was naieve on but what the hell is a pinner?

Oooh! Just realised I've some smoke in my room, woo-hoo!

16-08-2005 10:38PM

mavericks wrote:

Smoking weed is for social inadequates.

Nice sweeping generalisation there.

mavericks wrote:

Ever notice the people who end up smoking weed at the end of a good party usually don't score. Stoners and people who bang on about smoking weed are easily some of the most boring people on the planet

Maybe they are smoking weed cause they didn't score :rolleyes:

amazingemmet · 16-08-2005 10:52PM

mavericks wrote:

Ever notice the people who end up smoking weed at the end of a good party usually don't score.

Ever notice the people who end up smoking weed at the end of a good party
usually aren't the ones locked scoring some fat minger?

the_syco · 16-08-2005 11:38PM

mavericks wrote:

Ever notice the people who end up smoking weed at the end of a good party usually don't score. Stoners and people who bang on about smoking weed are easily some of the most boring people on the planet

Ever notice that people continue the party at the house where the stoners goto?

Ever notice that the person holding the party is a stoner/trying to get stoned?

Ever notice that stoners are the life of the party, as opposed to those who never try anything in life?

Ever notice that most stoners already have girlfriends (or are the girlfriends), and thus don't need to score?

Doodee · 16-08-2005 11:46PM

the_syco wrote:

Ever notice that people continue the party at the house where the stoners goto?

Ever notice that the person holding the party is a stoner/trying to get stoned?

Ever notice that stoners are the life of the party, as opposed to those who never try anything in life?

Ever notice that most stoners already have girlfriends (or are the girlfriends), and thus don't need to score?

heh, a song from the streets jumps to mind.
Also, theres no definite etiquette for what to do and what not to. it varies depending on the locations, whoevers stash it is, and how far along you already are.

Labrador man.

cournioni · 17-08-2005 08:10AM

Hash = Overrated.

Goodshape · 17-08-2005 08:24AM

Blisterman wrote:

I think one of the rules should be, don't pollute good weed with tobbaco.

I can't really afford not to. Rolled a joint with the dealer a couple of weeks ago.. passed it to him and he didn't apreiciate

the dude smokes pure weed splifs.. nice if you can afford it.

Not a subject I thought I was naieve on but what the hell is a pinner?

a really thin joint I think (a 'toothpick' I'd call it)

the_syco · 17-08-2005 09:59AM

PORNAPSTER wrote:

Hash = Overrated.

Aye, but block format is available, whereas grass is hard to get, and even then can b useless if there's not enough seeds in it!

Executive Steve · 17-08-2005 10:06AM

and never pass the spliff on if it's gone out or isnt lit.... that's the HEIGHT of rudeness imo...

Endurance Man · 17-08-2005 01:42PM

Aye, but block format is available, whereas grass is hard to get, and even then can b useless if there's not enough seeds in it!
Today 08:24

Woooooot :eek:

. Please tell me you dont smoke the seeds

.

Tha Gopher · 17-08-2005 02:08PM

Christ whats wih the rules!

Jesus, all it is is
The roller tokes first
Nobody should hog an unfair amount leavin the last guy with fcuk all
Dont get ash all over your mates car
Dont ask for your smoke, wait

Jesus christ, better than the 20 commandments there

stevoslice · 17-08-2005 02:19PM

Three words: -
Puff, Puff, Pass...

irlirishkev · 17-08-2005 03:19PM

Tha Gopher wrote:

Christ whats wih the rules!

Jesus, all it is is
The roller tokes first
Nobody should hog an unfair amount leavin the last guy with fcuk all
Dont get ash all over your mates car
Dont ask for your smoke, wait

Jesus christ, better than the 20 commandments there

Being a regular roller and passer onner, I have a problem with the last rule there. What if your mate is bogarting, is it then not okay to say 'pass the damn spliff bogart!' ?

K.

Catsmokinpot · 17-08-2005 05:49PM

me and the lads wrote out a similar "constitution of spliff politics" we called it. around 4 summers ago, looking back on it it was funny. and it still is, whats even funnier is the fact that we didnt stick to it cause their was just so many joints going around. not any more thank god calmed down to a gentle once a weekend, but in all honesty though its a waste of time... its only smoke their shouldn't be rules involved, only rule i would have is dont ask for a joint its ignorant, there's pleanty to go around wait your turn you'll get there in the end

LadyJ · 17-08-2005 05:51PM

irlirishkev wrote:

Being a regular roller and passer onner, I have a problem with the last rule there. What if your mate is bogarting, is it then not okay to say 'pass the damn spliff bogart!' ?

K.

No you just ask him/her have they ever seen "Casablanca" or The Big sleep" or "The Maltese falcon"... They'll soon cop on.

Wertz · 17-08-2005 07:05PM

I've only ever heard the term bogarting in the US or in movies from there...please don't tell me it's the new hip stoner's lingo here now as well...

Only rule I know is that you pass it to your left or clockwise, whichever applies.

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