TEST - The Improved Knacker Test

Got this from a friend, answer 50 questions, for every "Yes" add 2% to the total and at the end find out how much of a knacker you are!

I am 14% knacker

Has any of your friends or family been pregnant under the age of 17?---N
Do you know the location of your local Champion Sports store?---N
Do you own more runners than normal shoes?---N
Have you ever bought / worn any of these labels? Kickers, Ben Sherman, Kappa, Umbro?---Y
Have you ever reffered to your home as your 'Gaff'?---N
Do you wear an Irish jersey when you travel abroad?---N
Do you think David Beckham is a leading male style icon?---Y
Have you ever bought Super Kings or 20 Johnny blue?---N
Do any of your friends or family own a Pit Bull Terrier?---N
Have you ever had a fight with taxi driver?---N
Have you ever worn hoop earings? ---N
Do you think O'Briens coffees are too expensive?---N
Have you ever thrown up in the street?---Y
Have you ever vandalised a phone box?---N
Have you ever reffered to your friends as your 'crew' or your' posse'?---N
Do you know who Mike Skinner is?---N
Do you find 1:1 fighting unrealistic?---N
Have you ever had a pay as you go gas or electricity meter?---N
Have you ever lived above the fourth floor?---N
Do you use external Christmas decorations?---N
Did you think the Fast and Furious deserved an Oscar Nomination?---N
Have you ever visited a friend or family member in the Joy?---N
Do you know a drug dealer?---N
Are tinted windows cool?---N
Have you ever bought 'value' brand at Tesco?---N
Do you listen to Drum n Bass?---N
Have you ever purchased jewelery from Argos?---N
Have you ever been too, Falaraki, Magaluf or Benidorm?---N
Do you know anyone who's moved to culchie land like Navan or Naas?---N
Do you enjoy theme parks and fun fairs?---Y
Have you ever had a full Irish Breakfast abroad?---N
Are any of your friends of family on the dole?---N
Have any of your friends or family been buried by Co-op Funeral Directors?---N
Did you know the capital of Australia is Sydney?---N
Have you ever been to a Bohs or Shelbourne match?---N
Do you own a gold chain, soverign ring or Burberry Cap?---N
Do you think the Chinese people working in McDonalds are "stealing our jobs"?---N
Have you ever shopped in No Name?---N
Are you scared of your neighbours?---N
Would you consider buying any of these cars? Opel Corsa, Ford Fiesta, Subaru Impreza, Fiat Punto?---Y
Did you have drunken sex before the age of 15?---N
Do you read Max Power, Heat or the Sun?---N
Do you ever wear a tracksuit when you have no intention of playing sport?---Y
Have you ever been escorted from a shopping centre / pub?---N
Do you know know the term 'Croydon Face Lift'---N
Have you ever ordered Egg and Chips at a restaurant?---N
Do you understand text abberviations (ie, l8r - later, wiv - with, da - the, b4 - before)---Y
Have you ever seen / been involved in a fight at a wedding?---N
Have you ever drank Dutch gold or Linden Village cider?---N
Would you consider a honeymoon in Tenerife?---N